A/N: ...so...late *DEAD* I don't own Ouran

Well, I would explain what this dress looks like but it's so horrible I don't want to think about it. It's just... weird? I think that's the word to describe it.

"Karou, I think I just heard Sakura say she wants us to come in and help her," I froze they wouldn't would they? I had only known the Twins properly for a couple of days but from what I know they would.

"I heard her say that too, Hikaru," I could just imagine those little devils grinning their heads off. I hate them so much. All I want to do is sleep and do nothing, why can't they just leave me in peace? And not make me wear this stupid dress!

They didn't even wait a second before they barged in. They're just lucky I wasn't getting changed, if I was, well then I might finally have a reason to join the black magic club; To curse the hell out of them.

"You look so cute!" Hikaru grinned wrapping his arm round my shoulder. I glared at him but I am about as scary as a teddy bear so I doubt it had much effect.

"Yeah, though the skirt could have been shorter." Karou winked at me as he stood back. Seriously one day I swear I will kill these twins. For crying out loud, all I want is to be left in peace!

This skirt is already short enough! There is absolutely no hope for me to let them shorten it. I tried pulling it down but no matter what it's still to short.

"Let's go show everyone~!" They quickly pulled me into the music room where everyone was waiting.

"Saku-chan, you look pretty," Hani smiled tackling me into a hug that I am sure cut off some of my circulation. They were all staring at me now though. Another reason to attempt to murder the twins, though I doubt I'd be able to do it.

"Oh my darling daughter," Tamaki ran up to me grabbing my hands spinning me around. I was so scared I would be sick. I should probably tell you I get dizzy very easily and it usually makes me sick. That's one of the main reasons I will never go on a roller coaster. Not to mention the fact that knowing my luck it would probably break while I was on it.

"Hello~?" We all froze and turned to face the door. It was a surprise, as standing there was Nekozawa. Not that it's surprising for him to magically sneak up on people. He quite good at that, I think it's got something to do with him always hiding in the dark. What was more surprising was he had visited the Host club. I didn't know he was into this sort of thing...

Still, he is my only ally in this screwed up club. I quickly ran over to him, hiding behind him.

"Glad you could come, Nekozawa," Kyouya smiled, it was scary. Even though he was smiling you could just tell he was planning something and for some strange reason I get the feeling it involves me sadly.

"No problem, I've been meaning to visit Sakura anyway~!" Nekozawa smiled at me. "I wanted to ask if you considered joining the Black Magic Club~?" I nodded in response, the idea of being able to curse the twins for putting me in this wretched dress was becoming more realistic in my head by the minute.

"My daughter's joining the Black Magic club?" Tamaki wailed as he headed towards his corner. In the short time I have known him I have figured out a thing or two about him. Mainly the fact that he is a bipolar drama queen. I feel like I should have changed that to king but I know girls who are less dramatic than him. Seriously, the fuss he made over a chipped nail...

The other confusing thing was why did he keep calling me his daughter? I'd noticed he called Haruhi his daughter but it seemed to be like some kind of joke that I wasn't in on. We weren't that close though honestly so I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

"Don't worry he does it with everyone who's part of the Host club," laughed Haruhi probably at the confusion that was showing on my face. Though that wasn't all that helpful, all it did was remind me that I was now working for the Host club. Not that I hate the Host club, they're just a bit to loud for me but I can cope with that, just about. The thing I am not looking forward to is being in a room filled with screaming fan girls.

I sighed it really was going to be scary. I'm guessing end of the world scary but you know, I probably will survive. I hope.

"Why would you want to join the black magic club?" Hikaru asked, looking a bit disgusted but then again I would mainly be cursing them if I did join.

"It's so scary and creepy." Karou added. I'm just hoping they'll realise that Nekozawa is standing there while they insult his beliefs and stuff. At least I think it counts as a religion type thing.

"Why is Nekozawa here anyway?" Haruhi looked up from the book he was reading. I kind of agreed with him. Not that it's not awesome to have Nekozawa here, but it does seem like the Host club asked him here just to insult him. Then again this is the Host club, they probably did.

"Oh yes, our newest plan to help a maiden~!" Tamaki started to sparkle. Sadly, that is not an exaggeration or a metaphor, it is the creepy honest truth. He was sparkling. "Sakura, leave. We must have an important man's chat~!"

...He's been drugged hasn't he? Not that the strangest thing he's ever said, it's just... he seems crazier, if that's possible. More watch out and keep your children very far away.

Wait, ignore all that, did I just get told to leave? Yes! Well as amazing as spending time being pestered by the twins is, I think I'll just leave. How little I'll miss them all.

I swear I was almost skipping out the door with happiness.

"Ignore Tono, we've still got to make some edits to your uniform," the twins grinned crushing my happiness, that was just mean though. I wanted to go home. Now I'm stuck with these to idiots. I sighed as I looked towards the only sane member of this cub, Haruhi. With some amazing sign language or a look of pure desperation I managed to make him understand that I needed rescuing.

"Sakura, let's go work on our project." He monotoned. I don't why but he did. It was awkward for all us but it worked! The twins let go of me and went off to annoy Nekozawa. I am sorry about that but, at least they're no where near me now, thank god.