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Your Cock… What?

Sasuke's P.O.V

'You have visitors Uzumaki!'

The nurse stepped in before us.

'Iruka! I'm going to be okay, so you can stop worrying now!' he shouted; his face buried in a book.

A book? I didn't even know that Naruto reads.

'No Naruto. It's Mr. Hatake and…'

'Sasuke!' he shouted looking up from his book, his face going tomato.

'Hehheehe.' Kakashi chuckled. 'How are Naruto?'

'Oh… umm I'm feeling a lot better now.' He said scratching the back of his head. 'The doctor said that I healed fast.'

'Well, isn't that good to know.' Kakashi smiled. 'So was Iruka here?'

'Yeah. He left a few minutes ago to get something to eat.'

'Oh…I'll be right back then.' He said and left me standing there.

I stood there and stared at him and he stared at me. A quietness falling upon us. Geesh! Why wasn't he starting a conversation like he always did?

Silence.

Ugh! I guess I have to do it then.

'Naruto.'

'Sasuke.'

We both spoke at the same time. Wow. I can see that this is going to take awhile. I went over and sat by his bed and after a few more moments of silence; I decided that it was time to speak.

'So… what's up?' I asked, which I soon found out wasn't the best question to ask a hospital patient.

'Umm… let me see. I'm just lying around all day, eating hospital food.' He pointed out. 'It couldn't be better.' He said sarcasm dripping off his words.

'Okay. I get it. It was terrible in here.

'Oh… I see. So what happened?' I asked.

He glared at me.

'I'm not sure Sasuke. I should be asking you that question.' He said annoyed. 'What happened Sasuke?

'Naru…'

After you fucked me in my ass, I'm not so sure what happened afterwards, so please, do me a favour and tell me!'

'Umm… Naruto.' I said a little embarrassed. 'I just wanted to know what the doctor said.'

'Oh…ah… right….' He mumbled, trying to remember.

'Umm… he said something about hurting my cock stick or something like that.'

'Your cock what?' I asked. That just sounded so awkward. His cock stick? Umm…I'm not even sure I want to know anymore.

'It's your coccyx Naruto.'

We both looked around to see the nurse. Oh hell! She was still here? That means that she heard all of Naruto's rant. How embarrassing!

'Your coccyx… better known as your tailbone, was bruised.' She said looking at me. 'And lucky for you, you heal amazingly fast… It's surprising that you are already able to sit up on your ass without pain.'

We stared at her; eyes wide and mouth hanged; me out of embarrassment and Naruto, out of amazement. I just couldn't believe she was still there and after a mysterious giggle she hurriedly left the room.

'So your coccyx was bruised uh?' I asked without thinking.

'Yeah. Apparently I fell really hard down the stair.' He glared.

'Sorry.' I apologized. 'I promise I'll make it up to you.'

'And how exactly do you plan on doing that?'

'I'll surprise you.'

'No Sasuke! Please… just tell me now. Last time you surprised me, I ended up in a hospital, next time I'll probably end up in a grave yard and I'm too young to die! He shouted.

Although he wasn't joking, I couldn't help but smile at that.

'I was planning on doing it again.' I whispered.

'DO IT AGAIN!'

'Ahhh…. Shhh. Dobe, there was a reason why I whispered you know?'

'Sasuke, there was nothing pleasant about what you did.' He started. 'And there is definitely nothing nice about getting your ass injected either!'

'It will be better next time, I promise.'

After a not so happy mumble, Naruto and I sat and talked until Kakashi came back with Iruka.

'Naruto are you reading that book I gave you?' he asked.

'Yea, yeah.' He answered lazily. I should have known it was someone forcing him to read.

' Bye Naruto!' Kakashi waved from outside the door. 'Sasuke it's time to go, meet me at the car when you're through.' He said and disappeared with Iruka again.

'So Naruto, do you have any idea when you're coming out of this place?' I asked. I really hope he was leaving soon. The sooner he did, the better it would be for me at school.

'I don't know, hopefully soon though.' He answered.

'Oh… well I have to get going.' I said, bending down for a kiss.

'Ahh… no! Don't you see the sign…? No kissing the patients.'

I stopped. 'Really… where?'

'Haha! I made you look.' He laughed.

'Really funny Naruto.' I said and hurriedly placed a kiss on his forehead. 'Get better soon…' I said walking towards the door.

'Ah….' I stopped at the door. 'And if the others asked… you really did fell down the stair…okay?'

He chuckled. 'Whatever you say, Sasuke. Whatever you say.' He said and waved.

The next day I went to school very early. Why? Mostly to avoid my questioning friends. I know for sure that they didn't buy my excuses yesterday and after I ran off in the wrong direction, they're going to be even more suspicious.

'Hey Sasuke.'

'Ah!' I looked up. Neji?

'It's a little early for you to be here, don't you think?'

'What about you?' I asked; totally ignoring his question.

'I'm always early.' He answered. 'Anyway, I called Naruto, and he didn't pick up.'

'So?'

'I called him more than once.'

'And your point is?' I asked playing the fool.

'Hn. I'm starting to think that he didn't just fell down a stair as you claimed.'

'Neji I…'

'Sasuke. Just tell me what really happened.' He demanded with a looked that said if-you-don't-tell-me-your-going-to-suffer-real-bad.

'Ah…'

'And don't even think of lying. You're a very terrible liar.' And with that, Neji grabbed a chair and sat down next to me, waiting for answers.

Well. I don't really have to tell you what happened…But… I had to tell Neji everything that went down and after seeing the broad smirk that crawled over his face, I wish I hadn't. He's never going to let me live this down.

After what I assumed was a short nap, I was awoken by lots and lots of shouting. I sat up to face the crowd that had gathered around my desk. Here goes nothing….

'I called!'

'He didn't answer!'

'Where is he!'

'Sasuke!'

'Answer us!'

And my nightmare begins. First Sakura, then Ino, then Kiba, then Lee and I don't even want to have to deal with Sai. Nope. He's one weirdo I don't want to deal with right now.

'Guys, I think you should all give Sasuke a break.'

Thank You Lord for Neji. I thought.

'I'll give him a break when he answers our questions!' argued Kiba.

'He's right Uchiha.'I looked up. Sai. Oh No! God I really don't deserve this and you know I don't, so please help me! 'Now where is Naruto?' he asked.

'Hey guys. What's up?'

'Naruto?' Everyone shouted and turned around to see happy blue eyes.

Thank you Lord! I mentally shouted.

'Naruto!'

'You're okay.'

'What happened?'

They all turned their attentions to Naruto and drowned him with questions.

'Easy… easy guys. I just fell down the stair, that's all.' He said looking at me.

'Whew… For a minute there I thought the Uchiha did something terrible to you.' Sai said, sighing dramatically. 'So was it Sasuke's fault? Sai asked, receiving a very well deserved glare from yours truly.

'Ah… no Sai. It wasn't.'

'Are you sure Naruto? He asked again. 'He can be a pain in the ass you know.'

'I'm sure Sai.'

'Positive?'

'Sai!' Naruto said annoyed. 'I'm positive…but thank you for your concerns though.' Naruto answered with a very nervous smile on his face. Hn. So I wasn't the only one creeped out by Sai.

'Fine Naruto, but you should really keep your ass away from him okay…'

'Ah….'

'Umm, Sai.' I said, my eyebrow twitching from annoyance. 'Don't you have a class you need to be in right now?'

'Oh. Come to think of it, I do. He said plainly. 'Remember Naruto, keep your ass away from the Uchiha!' he shouted, winked and ran out of our class.

Everyone turned back and looked at Naruto and me with questioning looks.

'You two have a lot of explaining to do.'

Naruto laughed nervously and I just slapped my head in frustration. Sai; you bastard. I will kill you!

The end of yet another chapter. This story will be ending soon; so sad. I really enjoyed writing it : (

Update will be soon though.

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