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Author's Note: *deep breath* Okay. I am terribly, terribly sorry for the long time it took to update! I was busy, yes, but I admit I sort of lost interest, so I have no excuse. Nonetheless, I really do apologize. However, I was re-reading your reviews the other day, and I was just struck with inspiration and felt like I had to update! So, here it is!
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The Incredible Gary Oak shared a link:
KantoDailyNews: Pallet Trainer smashes Bruno, the first in years to get past two of the Elite Four.
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Ritchie Hiroshi wrote on Ash Ketchum's wall:
Hey, man! So I guess you heard, but I could't get past Lorelei =( My Pokemon did their best, but I guess this is as far as I'll be going this year.
I'm going to train more and retry the League next year, for sure!
How's training going? I heard the other guy from Pallet, Gary Oak got past Lorelei AND Bruno?! Apparently he's the first trainer to get so far in years! Even the winners of the Indigo League championships never got past Bruno! It's insane, he's all over the news.
Anyways, if he could do it, I'm sure you can. Good luck, yeah!
Ash Ketchum wrote on Ritchie Hiroshi's wall:
thakns so muchya nd im sorry udint win but oh well betterluck next time . sorryso caught up in trainng dnt have time 2 relpy proper gtg now ttly tho
Brock Slate wrote on Misty Waterflower's wall:
Sooo, Mist? (won'tsayItoldyouso)
What's it like, dating The Ash Ketchum?
Misty Waterflower wrote: Great, haha, but I barely see him! He's training his ass off! He doesn't use pb much anymore and even Mrs. Ketchum said he's barely around the house.
Brock Slate wrote: Oh ok. Good for him then. I wanted to do a group vid-chat with you guys some time when he's free, they have this new thing called Skype, but I guess it'll have to wait! Are you in Pallet?
Misty Waterflower wrote: Nah, Cerulean. You're coming to Pallet though, right, day after? Mrs. Ketchum is organizing a party for Ash, before we all go to Indigo League.
Brock Slate wrote: Really? How come I don't know about this yet? =( I'll be there of course.
Misty Waterflower wrote: You'll get a pb invite soon once she makes the event, don't worry.
Delia Ketchum created the event Good Luck for the Elite 4, Ashy!
Misty Waterflower, Brock Slate, Tracey Sketchit, May Maple and 8 others are attending the event Good Luck for the Elite 4, Ashy!
Dawn Berlitz wrote on Ash Ketchum's wall:
Hey! =D
Heard from Misty you're training your butt off? Good for you! XD
I'm soooo sorry but I won't be able to come for the party, have a contest qualification thingy! =( But am totes gonna be there for your match against Lorelei!
Good luck with training, give Pikachu a hug from meee =) =)
xoxo
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Ash Ketchum wrote: np thnx will do
Dawn Berlitz wrote on Paul Ikari's wall:
Hiiii =)
When are you challenging the Elite 4?
Ash's is going in a couple days!
xoxo
Paul Ikari wrote on Dawn Berlitz's wall:
Tomorrow, actually.
Dawn Berlitz wrote: OMG reeeallly! =O
Paul Ikari wrote: Yes.
Dawn Berlitz wrote: crapcrap I had noo idea it was so sooon! Good luckkk! *glomps you* wish I could have come =( but I'll watch on tv, promise! Xx
Paul Ikari wrote: Don't worry about it. Thanks. Hope your contests are going well.
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Dawn Berlitz wrote: Yep! =)
Brock Slate shared Officer Jenny's photo:
This woman is sexy in uniform X3 had to share!
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Tracey Sketchit wrote: She finally accepted your friend request? :O
Brock Slate wrote: No, but I'm subscribed to her…
Misty Waterflower wrote: That's just desperate Brocky
May Maple wrote: Oh, Brock… =(
May Maple shared a link on Brock Slate's wall:
Read and learn, my friend.
HoennGirlWeekly: A Pokemon Trainer's Guide to Love For Dummies – 10 things you SHOULDN'T do when you're in love
Misty Waterflower, Tracey Sketchit and Max Maple like this.
Misty Waterflower wrote: Wow, he's done every one of those things! Most of them at least three times.
Brock Slate wrote: that was cruel! ='(
Max Maple wrote: I think seven times and counting would be more accurate for number four.
Brock Slate wrote: Okay, I object. I have never "Tried to catch the same Pokemon species as her so that you have more in common"!
Tracey Sketchit wrote: Chansey…?
Brock Slate wrote: SHUTUP! I WON HAPPINY'S EGG IN A COSPLAY CONTEST!
Dawn Berlitz posted a note.
Soooo I was reeeally bored and I've seen people do these things and it seemed like fun, so wtv! XD
Type the names of ten people in completely random order.
1) May
2) Ash
3) Misty
4) Drew
5) Kenny
6) Paul
7) Brock
8) Gary
9) Zoe
10) Johanna (mommy!)
Now answer the following questions:
Describe the relationship between 1 and 4 using three words.
Adorable, coordinated, love-ful X3
What would you do if you saw 7 hitting on 10?
Have Pachirisu shock Brock for hitting on my MOTHER! =O
What would happen if 2, 3 and 8 were locked up into a room together?
Ash, Misty and Gary? heehee… probably a threesome ;)
Would you kiss 5?
ewww noooo!
If 6 and 9 got into a Pokemon battle, who would win?
Zoe's good but she's a coordinator, and Paul is insane at battling, so Paul.
What Pokemon best describes 3?
Haha! A Gyarados XD (I love you Misty!)
Would 2 ever date 7?
…maybe if Misty threatened/blackmailed him into it for some sick reason? =S
If you had to go on a date with 4, what would it be?
Date with Drew? =S um, we'd probably go watch one of May's contests or something… and it wouldn't be a real date, obviously!
If 6 and 8 got into a fist-fight, who would win?
Ok, that would be hawt! =D I really don't know… they're more likely to have a Pokemon battle though!
What would you do if you were stranded on a secret island with 9 for a week?
With Zoe? Um, we'd probably just practice our appeals and stuff…
If 1 were to enter a contest, what category and Pokemon would they enter?
A beauty contest, obviously! Probably Glaceon for appeals, and maybe Blaziken for battles!
Which Poffin flavor is 5 most like?
Um… sweet/sour maybe? I wouldn't know… =P
Describe 10's ideal man/woman.
Daddy! XD
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Brock Slate wrote: I would NEVER hit on someone's mom! She's too old for me anyways!
Misty Waterflower wrote: And Professor Ivy wasn't? ^_^
Brock Slate wrote: MISTY! ='( just because you have a boyfriend now! That's no excuse to be a bitch!
Misty Waterflower wrote: Please, I was always a bitch =D
Tracey Sketchit wrote: LMAO at the threesome, wonder what Ashy'd say if he read it!
Misty Waterflower wrote: Also, yeah, that! Dawn! What do you think I am?! (and I'm not referring to the Gyarados part, I actually appreciated that)
Dawn Berlitz wrote: oopsies? But it was totes funny :P
The Incredible Gary Oak wrote: Sweetheart, I don't swing that way. If I was in a threesome, there would most definitely be two GIRLS ;) #straightasamotherfuckingsudo woodo
Misty Waterflower wrote: Sick freak. Also, in case you haven't noticed, Sudowoodo never actually stands straight, it's always wiggling around, so what does that say about you? (and your masculinity?)
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The Incredible Gary Oak wrote: Okay, Misty, I am very much a straight man, and I'd prefer you didn't insinuate things about my 'masculinity' as such. If you don't believe it, I can always show you ;) #igotpassioninmypantsandiain'tafraidtoshowit
Misty Waterflower wrote: Sorry, I have a boyfriend and we're not open to threesomes #animalprintpantsareoutofstyl e
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The Incredible Gary Oak wrote: Who said Ashy was invited? There's a reason I'm not quoting the entire song, Miss. Smarty-pants. #i'msexyandiknowit
Misty Waterflower wrote: Haha, as if. And quit with the hashtags, it's douchy.
May Maple wrote: lmao, this cracked me up! Dawn, you're the best xx
Kenny K wrote: um wut? O_o
Ash Ketchum MLIPokemonTraining #gottacatchemall
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The Incredible Gary Oak wrote: Dude, hashtags are SO my thing #2down2togo #stillwayaheadofyou
May Maple wrote: You've been so MIA, Ash! Max, Drew and I are coming to your party though! See you soon!
Brock Slate posted a note.
So I've been demoted to the past-time of a bored, teenage girl, but Viridian Forest surprisingly has wifi now, and I had nothing better to do… #sleepingwiththecaterpie
Type the names of ten people in completely random order.
1) May
2) Tracey
3) Gary
4) Misty
5) Max
6) Daisy (Waterflower not Oak)
7) Nurse Joy
8) Ash
9) Dawn
10) Officer Jenny
Now answer the following questions:
Describe the relationship between 1 and 4 using three words.
Friendly, girly (maybe not so much for Misty, but whatever), dangerous (they can feed off each other when they're pissed, though May isn't as violent)
What would you do if you saw 7 hitting on 10?
RECORD IT ON CAMERA BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE MY DREAM COME TRUE X3 (especially if they hooked up… I'd ask if they'd let me join… or just watch…)
What would happen if 2, 3 and 8 were locked up into a room together?
What's with Ash and Gary getting locked in rooms together? Well, I guess some sort of epic catfight over Misty. Or Pokemon battle. And Tracey would referee. Or, Tracey and Ash would fight over which Waterflower is hotter. Or Tracey would draw Ash and Gary – battling? I don't know. Maybe they'd all sit and reminisce about Pallet and how cool Prof Oak is.
Would you kiss 5?
NEVER IN MY LIFE! I am 100% straight and NOT a pedophile!
If 6 and 9 got into a Pokemon battle, who would win?
Yikes. They're more likely to do a contest or performance-thingy not a battle… but I guess… Daisy would if she used Misty's Pokemon and they actually listened to her… but that wouldn't happen, so I guess Dawn?
What Pokemon best describes 3?
I'd say Blastoise or Eevee but that's cliché and they don't. Maybe... um… something arrogant? A legendary? Entei or something (the fur matches his hair color) I really don't know…
Would 2 ever date 7?
NO! NEVER! He already got the hottest sensational sister, he is NOT stealing MY darling precious beautiful future wife!
If you had to go on a date with 4, what would it be?
She'd probably kill me. I think I'd rather die. The woman is frightening! Um, okay, I don't know, maybe go watch one of her sister's water ballets =3
If 6 and 8 got into a fist-fight, who would win?
If Ash ever messes with Misty, that's definitely happening, and Daisy would sooo win! Ash is a wuss, haha. Girl on girl fighting would be SO much hotter though…
What would you do if you were stranded on a secret island with 9 for a week?
Of all women I could have been trapped on a secret island with it had to be the youngest one… again, I'm not a pedophile and Dawn's like a little sister. So, probably cook, talk about Pokemon breeding and coordinating, have a few mock-battles and the like…
If 1 were to enter a contest, what category and Pokemon would they enter?
Again! Well, same answer as Dawn's. A beauty contest with Beautifly/Glaceon and then Blaziken.
Which Poffin flavor is 5 most like?
Max is a kid, and a guy. I can't answer this question. I WOULD love to know what poffin flavor Officer Jenny tasted like though…
Describe 10's ideal man/woman.
ME!
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Misty Waterflower wrote: This is amusingly sick. You creep. And hellyeah, you should fear me.
The Incredible Gary Oak wrote: Fuck yeah, I'm legendary #causei'mgaryfuckingoak
Max Maple wrote: =S
The Incredible Gary Oak Up against Agatha tomorrow with Scizor, gonna pwn this shit #palletswag #bugtypeFTW
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Daisy Oak wrote: Good luck, bruv! Oh, and, hashtags much? =S
The Incredible Gary Oak wrote: they're swag
Daisy Oak wrote: sort of sketchy, actually…
ILoveGaryOak wrote: omg wtf u slut, how can u insult gary?! he's like the king of swag n hashtags are awesum, ur such a hoebasket #garyrocks #marrymegary
The Incredible Gary Oak wrote: I'd appreciate it if you didn't call my sister a slut or a hoebasket, as she is neither of those things, yeah? #dontmesswithmyfamilybitch
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Ash Ketchum wrote on Misty Waterflower's wall:
Hi! Cnt w8 2 c u! =)
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Brock Slate wrote: Of course you'll ignore all of our messages and wallposts, but you'll post on hers the moment you get a second free. Gee, Ash, I feel loved.
Misty Waterflower wrote: Brock! Don't pick on him! That's my job! Hope your training's going well Ash, see you in a bit!
Ash Ketchum wrote: sry im jst so dead tired rt now, i think im gna faint, c u soon though 2 brocko
The Incredible Gary Oak wrote on Ash Ketchum's wall:
Yo, sorry can't make it for your little party tonight, but I'm challenging the third of the Elite Four tomorrow, so can't afford to get smashed.
You have fun though, and remember to have Squirtle Hydro Pump into your mouth after you're done getting shitfaced (if your mom lets you, that is).
I always planned on being the one to get you hammered, but you know, duty calls.
Good luck with Lorelei. She isn't thaaat tough. I would know.
#dontmixdrinks #straightshotswag
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Ash Ketchum wrote on The Incredible Gary Oak's wall:
misty n me r not doing stuff laddat yet! n dnt give me tht kinda advice on pb man!
also y hydro pump? i dnt get it =S
n u sick fuck, y wud u plan on that?! ewww! i luv misty n only misty! N I dnt swing tht way!
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Misty Waterflower wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brock Slate wrote: ROFL!
Ash Ketchum wrote: y r u laughing?! mist specially u?! did u c what he wrote, it ws wrong and sick!
The Incredible Gary Oak wrote: …dafuq?
Misty Waterflower wrote: Oh, Ash, you silly! He completely misunderstood it all!
Brock Slate wrote: And also Gary, there's no alcohol, so you can get him hammered after the League, lol
Ash Ketchum wrote: whhhaaat?! wtf?! brock! ew! n wt do u mean I misunderstood all u sick freaks r talking abt getting smashed n gary hammering me like Y?!
The Incredible Gary Oak wrote: I'd NEVER want that -_- #whyamifriendswithsuchadouche bag
Misty Waterflower wrote: Ashy, Ashy, you're just so cute =)
Ash Ketchum wrote: huh? idk wt ur saying
Misty Waterflower wrote: Smashed and hammered are two ways of saying completely and totally drunk. He wasn't hitting on you, hotshot.
Ash Ketchum wrote: oh. um. oops? but i cant drink before my battle!
Brock Slate wrote: Don't worry, you're not. And your battle is day after anyways.
Misty Waterflower wrote: damn :P
The Incredible Gary Oak wrote: Hey, when I beat Lance, there will definitely be alcohol at my celebratory party ;) #absolutvodka #tequilaslammers
Misty Waterflower added 34 photos to the album Pallet Partayy!
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Dawn Berlitz wrote: soo jealous I missed it! =( looks like you guys had fun!
Drew Hayden wrote: You know, some of these photos are surprisingly funny, especially considering everyone was sober…
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Anabel wrote on Ash Ketchum's wall:
Good luck against Lorelei! I wish I could come watch, but I'll be there in spirit, cheering for you!
Melody wrote on Ash Ketchum's wall:
I just stalked Misty's album, haha. You guys are adorable, but seriously Ash, keep your hands to yourself at least for pictures! Creep :P
Oh, and. Good luck against Lorelei! You'll kill it, I'm sure!
Todd Snap wrote on Ash Ketchum's wall:
I'm gonna be watching (and clicking away!)
Give us a good show, dude!
Ritche Hiroshi wrote on Ash Ketchum's wall:
That Sinnoh dude got past Lorelei and is on Bruno.
You gotta win for us Kanto kids, tomorrow, man! I'll be cheering for you!
Misty Waterflower you can do this Ash Ketchum! I have faith in you! You too, Pikachu Ketchum. Love you both!
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The Incredible Gary Oak Lance, here I come! #newchampioninthemaking
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Garys#1Cheerleader wrote: Gary, Gary, Pallet's pride! Lance, get ready to step aside!
ILoveGaryOak wrote: Gary, good luck for your fight! You can beat that Dragonite!
The Incredible Gary Oak posted a link on Ash Ketchum's wall:
Guess whose battling Lance soon?
Too bad you fell so far behind.
Even if you do manage to beat Lorelei tonight, even in the impossible chance that you get through the other three after, do you know what you're going to see when you walk into the Hall of Fame?
There's going to be a big golden sign, and it's going to say:
GARY WAS HERE (and always will be)
ASH IS A LOSER (because there can only be one Pokemon League champion)
#ownage
KantoDailyNews: Researcher and Trainer Gary Oak about to give Champion Lance a run for his money - and title!
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A/N: I apologize that this probably had a lot less outright AaML than a lot of you expected/wanted, but I promise it will get better. It's just Ash is getting REALLY serious now with training. There will be a lot more coming after a chapter or two, I promise!
Love you all tons, and please review!
Will Ash win his battle? What will happen when Gary faces Lance? Can Paul get past Bruno? It wall all be revealed in the next thread of Pokebook!
[By the way, in the fear that this may get reported/removed one day, I think I'm going to upload it somewhere another site, maybe LiveJournal? I'm not sure... is there any place I can do that? Please let me know if you have any suggestions!]
Also, just a heads up. I am going to be changing my penname soon, probably to something that has the word 'Itachi' in it [I am obsessed with his character in Naruto, if anyone knows who he is]. It might not have his name though, it may be something completely different and arcane and random. Basically, I'm changing it from what it is now! So, don't be alarmed when you get the story/author alert! I'm just letting you all know!
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