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Note: This is in Hades' point of view
And for emails... just imagine the spaces aren't there... again.
And when Hades comments it'll be like this: (this)
Why in the name of Zeus is Hephaestus calling a meeting online? HEPHAESTUS?
I sighed as I sat down on my chair, rubbing my temples.
Who knew that the dead had so many complaints...? I swear, I'm going to somehow die of overload of work... someone save me...
Logging on to my computer - which I am now addicted to (because of the World's Hardest Game - have you tried it? Jeez, it is HARD... but I've gotten up to level 20, while only dying 102 times.) - I opened up my Gmail account.
For a while, I just stared at the screen and ended up almost falling asleep. It would have been so peaceful... but Zeus and Posiedon ruined it.
Damn my younger brothers.
Zeus has invited you to a group chat.
Zeus has entered this chat.
Posiedon has entered this chat.
Hades has entered this chat.
Posiedon
...hi.
Zeus
Hello.
Hades
Damn you two.
Posiedon
What did I do? Blame Zeus!
Zeus
What did I do? Blame Posiedon!
Hades
...creepy...
Zeus
You're one to talk.
Posiedon
You're one to talk.
Hades
O.o Again. Creepy. You were in almost exact sync...
Zeus
...
Posiedon
...
Hades
You two are doing that on purpose aren't you...?
Posiedon
What?
Zeus
What?
Posiedon
No!
Zeus
No!
Hades
YOU TWO ARE DRIVING ME INSANE! STOP IT!
Posiedon
Too late. LOL XD
Zeus
Too late.
Posiedon
By the way, we weren't purposely doing it.
Zeus
By the way, we weren't purposely doing it.
Hades
STOP IT!
Hermes has entered this chat
Hades
YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!
GET OUT OF HERE!
Hermes
Oh... well... I'm obviously not wanted...
Hermes has left this chat.
Hades
BOTH OF YOU!
Wait, what?
Hermes, I wasn't talking to you, you idiot!
Zeus
Great job brother.
Hades
Can it.
Posiedon
That was mean of you brother! And you're the oldest!
=O
Hades
I SAID, CAN IT!
=.=
Aphrodite has entered this chat
Hades
YOU'RE SO ANNOYING THAT IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU DIDN'T EXIST!
Aphrodite
...but...
=(
='(
Aphrodite has left this chat
Zeus
That was low.
Hades
...
Zeus
HADES GET RID OF THOSE SKELETONS!
Hades
No.
You were annoying.
You pay the price.
Athena has entered this chat
Posiedon
You realize Zeus is going to get his revenge.
Hades
Actually, he can't because the sky can't come down to the Underworld, whereas things from the Underworld can go up.
Athena
Actually, he can't because the sky can't come down to the Underworld, whereas things from the Underworld can go up.
Posiedon
...scary... you were in like... sync with each other... EXACTLY... O.o
Hades
Just like you and Zeus did... hm...
Zeus
Deja vu...
Athena
Hello father.
Hello Lord Hades.
Posiedon
Wait!
Why didn't I get a hello? I'm like... the definition of awesome while Zeus is...
Hades
The definition of boredom?
Posiedon
Yeah!
Zeus
=.=
Hilarious.
Not.
Athena
I agree with father.
Posiedon
Listen, if he's the definition of boredom, you're the definition of boredom till death.
Lighten up.
Seriously.
Hades
...Posiedon giving advice...?
RUN FOR IT!
Zeus
O.o Have you had caffeine?
Hades
No... well... Nico did give me some chocolate...
Posiedon
How much is a little?
Hades
A little is a little.
Duh.
Athena
...who are you and what have you done with Hades?
Hera has entered this chat
Hera
HADES!
YOU COMPLETE IDIOT!
Deathboy has entered this chat
Hades
What did I do this time?
Hera
YOU DESTROYED MY BEAUTIFUL HOME!
Hades
...so?
Hera
SO? IT IS MY HOME! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CAME AND DESTROYED YOUR HOME?
Hades
So you're going to come destroy the Underworld?
Good luck.
And with what?
Stupid old cows like you?
Deathboy
Ooh... nice one dad.
Posiedon
Ooh... burn...
Wait...?
Who's Deathboy?
Hera
SHUT UP POSIEDON!
Hades
Are you going to 'curse' me like you cursed Athena's daughter?
Deathboy
Annabeth's still pissed about that...
Posiedon
Who in the name of Hades are you?
Hades
Wow. I'm so scared.
NOT.
And don't swear in my name! DX
Deathboy
...you use emotions...?
Since when did dad... woah... freaky...
I'm scared...
Athena
...he's gone insane... he really doesn't care about living does he...?
Zeus
He was always insane.
And I'm guessing that Deathboy is Nico Di Angelo?
Posiedon
Agreed.
For both things.
Athena
ALERT THE PRESS! ZEUS AND POSIEDON AGREED ON SOMETHING!
Deathboy
OMG! ALERT THE PRESS! ATHENA MADE A JOKE!
Athena
Ha ha ha.
=.= Really funny.
Watch it Di Angelo.
I can blast you to ashes.
Deathboy
...sorry...
Posiedon
You can't blast me to ashes so...
OMG! ALERT THE PRESS! ATHENA MADE A JOKE!
Nice one Di Angelo.
Zeus
What is the world coming to...?
Hades
brb
Posiedon
You use chat speak?
Deathboy
You use chat speak AS WELL?
Hades
Sometimes.
Now brb.
I got up and went outside, to check on what was happening and saw something strange.
Stranger than the fact that somehow, my son had landed up in a gods only conversation.
I blinked.
What in the of Zeus?
Just to make sure I wasn't seeing things, I closed my eyes, then opened them.
For the first time in... forever, I was astounded. Surprised. Thinking, What in the name of Zeus?
I sighed. How were my siblings so... weird...?
Reluctantly, I trudged back inside and went back to my computer.
Nothing had happened on the conversation.
9:23pm
Hephaestus has entered this chat.
Hades
...seriously?
Cows in the Underworld?
Oh my gods... Hera...
*face-palm*
Hera
*smirking* I have no idea what you're talking about.
Wait... who added the smirking? *astounded*
Hephaestus
It worked!
Zeus
*confused*
Hephaestus, what do you mean?
Athena
*curiously waits*
?
Wait... how did that...?
Hephaestus! You... hm... interesting...
deathboy
...I don't get it... what's new?
Hephaestus
Hello father, Athena, Hades and mother. And deathboy...
Nico Di Angelo?
deathboy
Yup. =)
*celebration dance*
Wait, what? What in the name of Zeus?
Zeus
Stop swearing in my name young man!
deathboy
But if I swear in father's name, then he gets mad!
Posiedon
What is this? Ignore Posiedon day?
*mad*
Hephaestus
Oh, didn't notice you Posiedon.
You're strangely quiet.
Zeus
Explain.
Hera
Now.
deathboy
Yes please sir!
Hephaestus
It's quite simple actually.
One minute, where is everyone?
Posiedon
Hades chased away Hermes and Aphrodite!
Hades
Because of Zeus and Posiedon.
Zeus
Don't blame us for your temper, brother.
Hades
*glares*
Hypocrite.
Athena
Sorry father but, hypocrite.
Posiedon
*glares*
Hypocrite.
Hera
*glares*
Hypocrite.
Hephaestus
*glares*
Hypocrite.
deathboy
Uh... no comment...
*mutters to self, "Hypocrite"*
EK!
...I'm going to leave... bai.
deathboy has left this conversation
Zeus
*indignantly*
What is it? Pick on the king of gods day?
Hades
*muses*
I think it's pick on the big three day.
Posiedon
Agreed.
Zeus
Agreed.
Hephaestus
Alert the press.
Athena
The Big Three agreed on something.
Zeus
See? This is why we think so! And I'm banning you from the computer by the way. All of you.
Hera
Wait... how did Hades spawn get on here?
Hades
Excuse me? Hades spawn?
...
=.=
Offended.
Hera
Meh.
Hades
NOW GET RID OF THOSE COWS!
Hephaestus
BE QUIET!
Why are we on here anyway?
Athena
You called us on!
Hephaestus
I called you for a council meeting... in the throne room.
We were waiting for you there, and you didn't come so we left.
Zeus
=.=
Posiedon
=.=
Hades
=.=
Hera
...that's funny...
What the three just did...
Hephaestus
Mother found something funny?
=O
Hera
Can it.
Posiedon
Deja vu.
Zeus
*shakes head*
...I'm, leaving. I can't handle all the insaneness.
Zeus has left this chat.
Posiedon
Ciao!
I'm going too!
Posiedon has left this chat
Hades
*protests*
That's what I say!
I'm leaving too.
Ciao.
Hades has left this chat.
I turned off my laptop and groaned.
That was... annoying. And humiliating. Now I had to get rid of those stupid cows... and find out how Nico had gotten on to the GODS' chat... hm...
Well, here it is! Shorter wait for update and a bit of a longer chapter =)
Did you like it?
If I do say so myself, at parts I couldn't help laughing... but it sounds like I'm just saying that but really! I couldn't help it... I/the gods sounded so ridiculous... XD
I hope it was in - or even mildly in - character... was it?
- Sanity Is Surreal