This long-awaited chapter is going to be all dialogue.
"True or false: The universe is contained in a box."
"What?"
"True or false! The universe is contained in a box."
"What the heck? Jinxie, do I need to take you to a doctor?"
"No! It's just this survey thingie. It's in this magazine."
"You read magazines? Ouch!"
"You deserved that. And I was really really bored, because SOMEONE refused to take me to the movies. Call yourself a boyfriend?"
"You know, you just neatly avoided my question."
"And you avoided mine."
" . . . "
" . . . "
" . . . "
"Kay then. Awkward silences aside, what type of question is that anyways? True or false, the universe is contained in a box?"
"I know, right? It seems stupid to me too."
"Then why are you reading it?"
"I'm bored."
" . . . Okay, fine. False."
"False! I mean, incorrect!"
"What?"
"That's what it says! According to some cracky scientist, the universe is contained in a box! Because it's the only shape that makes sense for heaven or something weird like that-"
"These people have too much time on their hands."
"I know!"
"You need to find a better magazine to read."
" . . . "
" . . . "
" . . . "
"Jinx, stop glaring at me."
" . . . "
"Honestly. It's getting annoying."
" . . . "
"I'll take you to dinner tomorrow!"
"Okay, fine. It has to be fancy, though."
"Kay. But do you really want to read something that claims the universe is contained in a box?"
"Well, it's interesting."
"Oh yes. Interesting."
"Shush."
"Fine, then, I will."
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"FINE!"
" . . . you know, this conversation has no point."
"You're right."
"Hmm."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing."
"Hmm, then."
"This is so pointless."
"I answered true, you know."
". . . What?"
"The question. I answered true. Thus proving I'm always right."
"Yeah right."
"It's true!"
"Fine, it's true. You know what? I give up on this conversation."
"Aww...really?"
"Yeah. Anyways, I just got a police call . ."
"That sucks."
"Yes, it does..."
And a horrible, horrible, pointless, terribly ended fanfiction is done. Thankfully.