My Hotel Roommate

Note: Sorry for replacing this with chapter 6, but I HAD to do it, you see, fanfiction put me on prohibition and I can't upload anything until the firs day of October!! And the thing is…I didn't do anything wrong!!! So anyways…when I'm off prohibition, I'll upload both chapters 6 and 7.

Another Note: Haha, for the mini contest, I guess SasuSakuLover169 was the closest, lol, "Sono hito watashi ai" means "I love that person" or "that person, I love", SasuSakuLover169 was really close saying "That man I love", that was good for a guess!X3

Another Note: This chapter's gonna be loads of funniness.XD

Chapter Seven-The Shut Up Kiss

Sakura came out, she hadn't heard any of their conversation. Suddenly, the sky cleared up, "Huh…what a quick storm…" Sakura said. Nekomimi jumped off of Sasuke's bed and looked out the window (aka, the whole right wall), it was clear and sunny.

Nekomimi smiled, then he turned around, "Sakura-sama, what's your boyfriend's name?", Sakura and Sasuke blushed, "His name's Sasuke-kun…and I told you, he's not my boyfriend!", "Sorry, Sakura-sama…".

Nekomimi started sniffing, not crying sniffing but smelling sniffing, "This place reeks of strawberry…" he said, Sasuke smirked, 'What an interesting kid', he thought. "It does not reek!" Sakura said, "It's just how I was born".

"Then why does Sakura mean 'cherry blossom tree'???" Nekomimi asked in curiosity, Sakura rendered speechless, for once she couldn't answer a 5-year old's question.

There was a weird silence. Then suddenly Nekomimi shouted, "LET'S GO TO DISNEYLAND!!!", "WHAT!?" Sakura shouted just as loud, Sasuke winced at their voices. "I went to Disneyland last year in November with my parents and it was SO fun! We did it every year! But this year mommy and daddy have to go for a month so I was hoping you and Sasuke-sama could take me" Nekomimi explained.

"And when did this tradition start?" Sakura asked, "When I was 1 year old, my sister, Nekobi (Nekobi means cat's tail), was 17 and was leaving for university the year after so we celebrated by going to Disneyland and they took me, and when I was 2 they brought me there again and so on" Nekomimi said.

"Well…we shouldn't disappoint him…" Sakura said, "Hn", "So we're going??" Nekomimi asked, "Yup!" Sakura beamed, "YAY!!!" Nekomimi shouted and jumped onto an unsuspecting Sasuke. Sasuke fell backwards with a loud thud, "Ow..", "Sorry, Sasuke-sama", "No…it's alright…" Sasuke groaned.

Later…

Sasuke, Sakura and Nekomimi stepped off the taxi. Sakura purchased 3 tickets and they went in through the gate. Sakura made a run towards the first souvenir shop she spotted, Sasuke and Nekomimi followed closely behind. They all scattered around the souvenir shop looking at everything.

Sakura saw a cherry blossom hair clip, "Wow…" she said, smiling, then she looked at the price tag, "WOW!!!" she screamed. Nekomimi strolled around the shop, then he smelled something and looked up on a high shelf, "Candy…", he said and drooled. Sasuke was having trouble finding something he actually liked, he spotted a Mickey Mouse plush toy, "Ew…".

As they went up to the counter, Nekomimi tip-toed just so his eyes could go slightly above the rim of the counter, he put a lollipop on it and Sakura put down the cherry blossom hair clip. The cashier asked, "Did you buy anything for your wife?", Sasuke blushed, "She's not my wife…", "Then why're you both in the same clan?", Sasuke growled lowly, "Okay, she's my wife".

Sakura giggled and blushed and Nekomimi was oblivious to all of this. After they paid, Sakura put the hair clip on, "You look pretty, Sakura-sama" Nekomimi said, unwrapping his lollipop, "Thanks, Neko" she said and smiled.

Sasuke glanced at the lollipop and it was awfully familiar, it was the Uchiha clan symbol, 'What!? How'd my clan symbol turn into a lollipop??!! My clan symbol symbolizes people running away in fear!!! Not a 5-year old sucking all over it!!' Sasuke thought as he stared at Nekomimi lick it.

"Hey, Neko, why'd you pick that specific lollipop?" Sasuke asked, Sakura glanced at it, 'Oh…the Uchiha symbol…' Sakura thought, Nekomimi looked at Sasuke.

"My family always took me to Disneyland, if someone was ever taking me to Disneyland, it'd be my family, but this year is an exception so you 2 are my temporary family, so I figured the best way to get to know my temporary family…" Nekomimi explained, Sakura was blushing beet red, 'Family??? With Sasuke as my husband???' she thought, "…was to eat it" Nekomimi finished.

The 3 suddenly stopped walking and looked at what was before them, the fastest roller coaster they had ever seen. "Even Lee wouldn't dare to ride that…" Sakura said in awe, Sasuke just stared at it.

Sakura thought, 'I can prove to Sasuke that I'm brave!! This is my chance!!', "Sasuke-kun, let's go!!" she screamed, "Go where?? On that??" he asked and pointed to the roller coaster, "Duh!!" Sakura dragged Sasuke over to the entrance and told Nekomimi, "Wait for 'mommy' and 'daddy'".

Sakura handed the person the tickets and they went on. Sakura acted calm and relaxed but inside, her chibi Sakura brain cells were all screaming in chipmunk voices, "AAAHHHH!!!!!!! SHE'S GONNA DIE!!!!!!!! SASUKE, YOU IDIOT, SAVE HERRR!!!!!!!!!!".

Sasuke also didn't look too calm himself. As they strapped into their seats, Sakura chibi brain cells were all screaming, "WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO!!!!!!!?????? WHAT IF SHE BARFS!!!!??? AND IN FRONT OF SASUKE, TOO!!!!!!!!".

Then the person pulled a lever type thing and suddenly the roller coaster went shooting off. Sakura did what a regular person would do. She screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed, clutching onto her crush, "SAKURA!!!" , he shouted, and it wasn't 'cause of the ride, it was 'cause she was clutching onto him for her life.

Then the roller coaster slowed as it reached a peak, "Oh phew…" Sakura sighed.

ZOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura realized there were going WAY faster than Lee without his weights!! "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SASUKE-KUN, I CAN'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME FROM DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH, SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs, making Sasuke go deaf.

He was SO annoyed with her screaming, it was taking all the scariness out of the ride!!! So Sasuke did the one thing he could do to make Sakura shut up.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-mmfph!?", Sasuke had pulled Sakura into a rough kiss, a bit too rough since he couldn't stand another second of her annoying screaming. Sasuke wouldn't let go, he knew that as soon as he let go, Sakura would wake up from her dreaming state and start screaming again.

The ride ended in a few seconds (I know, short ride, huh? XD) and Sasuke finally let go, gasping for breath, "Don't EVER scream again…and especially not on the long rides…" Sasuke said, imagining how he could ever pull a kiss through a long ride without breathing.

Sakura was totally speechless, she was just bushing madly. As they hopped off the ride, Nekomimi asked, "Was it fun?", "It was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura shouted, forgetting that she had had a screaming fit earlier on the ride, "Uh huh…" Sasuke said sarcastically.

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Bwahahahaha!!! Isn't that just the best way to make someone shut up?? HAHAHA!!! Got that from a SasuNaru comic, actually, Sasuke kissed Naruto 'cause he wouldn't stop saying, "dattebayo".Hehe.

No FAQ 'cause I feel like it.

Ja ne,

Ku