Warriors Live Interviews!

by Dustwhisker The Cat

Dustwhisker goes on a quest to interview the Warrior cats and try to discover their hidden secrets. Will he succeed in getting in latest scoop, or will he get clawed in the ears for being too nosy? Find out in "Warriors Live Interviews!" Read, Review, and Enjoy! -Dustwhisker

7. Ashfur's Live Interview!

"Hello Warriors fans we are back here with another exciting chapter of, 'Warriors Live Interviews'," meowed Dustwhisker. "We are now here today with another very special StarClan interview with your ill-fated lover, Ashfur!"

"What do you want with me anyways?" demanded Ashfur.

"What I want is answers," responded Dustwhisker. "So Ashfur rumor has it that Whitestorm was your father, is that true?" asked Dustwhisker.

"What? No, he wasn't my father. He was a great warrior but he wasn't my father," Ashfur stammered.

"Interesting," responded Dustwhisker. "Ashfur, your fur is clearly not made out of ash so why are you called 'Ashfur'?"

"Perhaps because my pelt is the color of ash," replied Ashfur flicking his tail in annoyance. "And I can say your whiskers are not made out of dust 'Dustwhisker',"

"Oh clever one aren't you?" meowed Dustwhisker. "Well anyways, is it true your love life is cursed?"

"My love life is cursed?" echoed Ashfur. "No! It is Squirrelflight who us the cursed one! She could have had me as a mate instead of that Bramblestar but no! She just decided that she could run off with him because she thought he was attractive!"

"I see," meowed Dustwhisker. "So how come you hate Squirrelflight now if you loved her before?"

"Because I am a perfectly good tom and she just turned me down!" ranted Ashfur. "It isn't as if I have any personality flaws!"

"Of course you don't," meowed Dustwhisker calmly. "So who do you hate more Squirrelflight, Bramblestar, Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, or Lionblaze?"

"Hollyleaf of course!" answered Ashfur. "That little liar pretended to be Squirrelflight's kit and then killed me just because I threatened her!"

"Ashfur you are not a very interesting cat are you?" meowed Dustwhisker suddenly.

"What is that supposed to mean?" asked Ashfur.

"It means I have run out of questions to ask you," responded Dustwhisker. "Well that is all the time we have for today folks! Read in next time on the next chapter of 'Warriors Live Interviews'!"

*Camera Cut*

Up next: Squirrelflight (As suggested by MysteryGirl123456789)