Disclaimer- Do not own Naruto and this is the last time I will put a disclaimer up on this story and it is a pain in the ass to do so.

7. Iruka's 'date' and Naruto is found.

Iruka's eye twitched as the waitress flirted with Kakashi, he wanted to get this shit over and done so he could find Naruto and beat the crap out of his little 'brother'. Kakashi knew he was pissing Iruka off and yet he didn't seem to care. Eventually the waitress led them to a table and walked away with her hips swaying, in an obvious attempt to be seductive. Iruka snorted into his hand,

"Man, what a slut," he hated it when people offered themselves like that, because of a reputation and good looks. Kakashi looked over in surprise,

"Language Iruka sensei," Iruka just looked at his kidnapper and gave a half hearted glare, all he wanted to do was find Naruto, why does it have to be such a hassle? He was so into his thoughts he didn't notice when the waitress came in with some water.

(Waitress' pov)

"Why is that mousey guy getting all that ninja's attention? It should be me I'm better looking then that brunette," the girl fluffed her blonde hair nervously, if she played her cards right she should be able to se what was under those clothes and that mask. She glared when she noticed that the silver haired hunk was staring at his companion's face, the brunette was staring into space obviously lost in his thoughts. "I'll rain on his parade," and she pretended to trip spilling the water 'accidentally' in the way of Iruka, unfortunately or fortunately Iruka wasn't completely in the clouds and managed to dodge most of the ice cold water but some did get on his chunin vest and his upper body.
(Normal pov)

"Shit, shit, Shit!" the other customers looked at the cursing chunin in amusement. It was a very funny site although Iruka didn't seem to think so. He got a few pitying glances, including a very fake one from the blond waitress,

"Oh Sir are you alright?" came a high-pitched voice, Iruka glared at the girl,

"Perfectly lovely, now could you get some towels perhaps?" he snapped, she flushed as the silver haired man turned to look at her in contempt.

"Yes, and before we leave, oh and try not to trip next time," he drawled, he wanted to take Iruka on a date and this foolish girl just ruined it. In his mind at least. In Iruka's mind it was ruined the moment Kakashi popped up. Iruka took off his vest and patted himself dry with the towels, the embarrassed manager had given him. He waved off the profuse apologies from the man as he was attempting to dry his vest when a hand came up and helped him, assuming it was Kakashi he turned around with a scowl on his face but it changed to surprise when he saw it was one of the shinobi that came into the mission room quite often.

"You okay there Iruka-sensei?" said the nin. Iruka blushed when he realised the man was looking him up and down.

"Yes and thank you-"

"Iruka!" Kakashi had turned around from berating the staff and saw Iruka talking with another man, he decided to end that little chat. He quickly dragged Iruka out of the resturant and would have continued dragging him places if Iruka hadn't decided enough was enough. He dug his heels into the earth and pulled with enough force to stop Kakashi. The one eyed man looked at him in confusion as Iruka glared,

"Look here Hakate, I am sick and tired of being dragged around so it will stop. I am going to find Naruto and you will leve me alone, do you understand?" he was just about shouting by the end of his rant and then without giving the shocked jounin a chance to talk; he spun around and ran in the opposite direction.

"My god, why want he leave me alone?" the chunin muttered as he resumed searching for Naruto, "I can't believe how late it has gotten, I think I'll search more tomorrow morning," he thought when the moon was high in the sky.

(Next Morning)

"Ahhhh," Naruto moaned as he stretched his arms above his head. He didn't sleep very well and was still tired. He smelled food down in the kitchen and made his way down. Sasuke was making breakfast and nodded towards the blond as he placed the food on the table. The two ate in silence and afterwards Naruto helped him clean up. Not long after Naruto was dressed and ready to go. They stood in awkward silence as both tried to come up with something to say to the other.

"Hey-"

"Thanks-" the two stopped talking and Naruto sighed, "Wow, we are eloquent this morning," Sasuke just hnned and Naruto went on, "I just want to say thank you for letting me stay the night, that was really good of you." Sasuke hnned again and Naruto twitched, "But I still think you are a cold-hearted bastard," this time Sasuke twitched as Naruto grinned at him, he pushed Naruto out the door,

"Out dobe," Naruto just shook his head and was about to leave when they both felt a familiar chakra signal, Naruto paled out Sasuke grinned mentally, this was going to be funny. The Uzumaki got ready to run when Iruka popped up next to him, grinning. Naruto never felt so scared than when he saw that face,

Oh Naruto, I've been looking for youuuuuuuuuuuu," Sasuke was shocked when Naruto bolted; but Iruka-sensei didn't seem very surprised as he ran on after the jinchuriki.

"Shit, shit, shit!" Naruto swore as he ran from his menacing brother. He was in so much trouble now that Iruka knew where he was and Naruto could sense him gaining. "Need more speed," he didn't dare go all out as they were still in the village and it would not go down to well.

"Ommph," he grunted as a body slammed into his and toppled him off the tree he was on. He landed hard on the ground and wasn't particularly surprised to feel Iruka's chakra coming from behind him. He flipped himself over and jumped into a crouch. Iruka slowly walked towards Naruto, "Finally got him, he will learn not to use me in his justsu again," he was very pleased to have caught his 'prey' and planned on making him regret what he did.

"Oh Naruto, I heard about you using me in a certain technique, you know the one I told you to stop using?" his overly sweet tone wouldn't fool anybody, he had thought about the night before and decided on a suitable punishment for his adopted little brother. The Uzumaki got down on his knees as if in prayer,

"Please, please, please forgive me. You were the only person I could think of at that moment, if I promise it won't happen again will you forgive me?" his brought out the big guns when he saw that Iruka wasn't budging.

Iruka just about caved when he saw Naruto big, blue puppy dog eyes. He swallowed, but he stayed with his decision,

"I forgive you, but," Naruto's face went from hopeful to wary in moments and Iruka had to stop himself from laughing, "You will teach my academy students how to throw kunais and shurikuns," when he saw Naruto's face he couldn't help it, he started laughing and only laughed harder when Naruto paled further as what Iruka said fully sunk in.

"But, but is there anything else I can do for you? Anything at all? Just don't make me teach those brats!" he dreaded helping those little monsters learn to throw. Most of the jounins and chunins feared the academy kids and generally did anything to get out of missions that involved them, like subbing for the normal teachers, probably because they remember what they were like and knew what happened to substitutes. Kids had no mercy.

Iruka shook his head and grinned, he like all the other teachers knew how feared their job was. It took a special type of shinobi to teach future generations and not go mad. He was going to enjoy Naruto's torture.

Hey guys, sorry for the late update real life insists on barging in and dragging me kicking and screaming back into reality.

Updates will be slower as I am being bombarded with work and everything, I wish it wasn't so but unfortuately it is. Hope you enjoy this chappie.

Ciao

Mahina