This will be my seventh update this week! Yay! Of course not all for this fic. so far just once I think... anyhow i only have 14 ongoing fics right now. Not many are going to end anytime soon. Two I just started... ugh... I gotta go through an ending fics spree. Of course this fic won't be over for a while.

I entered my work first. Tifa was at the front with Rude and Aerith but none of them seemed suspicious of me as I skulked to the elevators. When I got inside and pressed my floor level Roxas ran inside and got into the elevator with me. For some reason no one noticed him. He was rather fast though... ugh who am I kidding? There's a fucking trap somewhere. Roxas seemed a bit annoyed. I guess he figured this out as well. I can't blame him. It's kind of hard not to notice a kid who looks like me running past wearing all black.

I face palmed just as the door opened. I walked forward and a couple minutes later I knew Roxas would follow as well too. He's taking this too seriously... When I got to my desk Reno was waiting for me. I could see some hints of lipstick on his but I ignored it completely and waited for him to tell me what he wants.

"You do realize that Sephiroth is going to pull out all his guns to get your twin out of the building right?" Reno asked making me smile innocently at him. If he does that I may just quit and go back to work at that bar. I don't care where I work as long as I make money that can help me save up for my future. Roxas calls me an idiot for this but whatever; I'm not the one who blows my savings on video games and skittles.

"He does then I quit and change my number. That simple." I grinned making the red head go pale. Aw that's so sweet of him! He actually wants me to stay! I laughed to myself and went back to work. I need to get this crap over with and try to find a way to get a life. Suddenly my phone rang. I turned it on silent not bothering to answer Yuffie. Isn't she supposed to be working too?

It said I had a voicemail. I ignored it once again and finished up the shipment work. Annoying Asians with such a high demand for this crap! Instantly Roxas was by my side holding his machine gun. I looked over at him warily. He's been known to do some crazy crap as long as it will keep my innocence but I think this is a little much…

"Sora!" A voice called sending chills down my spine. I turned to my twin in a look of desperation. So what if it's illegal? So what if I'm probably going to get a bad record on my work file?

"Do whatever you want to him just don't shoot anyone else." I whispered desperately hoping he won't come after me. If he does then I'm going to have to go to his funeral. I always hated funerals because you have to wear those stupid tight tuxes because you only wear them to funerals and no one has died in several years…

"Who are you? State your business with my brother!" Roxas growled angrily as he got ready to shoot. I inwardly applauded him but outwardly I was still doing my work. Stupid job… and needing to get paid so I can raise up for college.

Axel looked a bit surprised but he just smirked at me and winked then turned to my extremely annoyed brother. He seemed to be measuring him up. Finally Axel ran a hand through his hair and shrugged in a 'who cares I might as well do it and die than stay here and look like moron.'

I hate that look.

"I'm here hoping that I could possibly rape this beautiful young man for my pleasure. My name is Axel, got it memorized?" That is exactly when my twin went trigger happy in the office. No one seemed all that surprised as they ducked for cover. Some even continued their work on the floor.

Axel sidestepped the bullets and hid behind a wall waiting for my brother to run out of ammo. I smirked at Roxas then went back to my stupid work. After thirty minutes he had no ammunition left so he took out a sword. I looked up and saw that somehow the redhead escaped, sighing I turned to my enraged brother.

"He's got Rox." I said sadly. Roxas turned back to look at me and glared at the exit. "I have to get back to work but you're welcome to guard me. He's probably going to come back." I informed him. Roxas looked like his ego was mortally wounded but at this his eyes came alight with a dangerous fire that promised vengeance. I don't know why he's so into this.

Oh well. I can't say I want him to go. Roxas is the best. I pulled out my phone and called my voicemail. "SORA DID YOU HEAR THAT SOMEONE RAPED SEPHIROTH? Anyhow Cloud and I are at the bar and having a good ol time! I heard Roxy-baby is going to work with you today… HAVE FUN!" She screamed into the phone once more then hung up. I deleted the voicemail and thought nothing more of it.

"Who was that?" Roxas asked looking rabid. I looked at my brother then at my phone and smiled at him.

"It was Yuffie. She was drunk and left me an interesting voicemail. I had to delete it though since certain people would kill me if they heard it." I said knowing my brother hates being called Roxy and being called Baby… he would murder the poor ninja.

"So who's next?" Roxas asked my working buddies darkly.