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Rule 157 a.k.a. the "IMF agent identified" rule

"Man that was the best movie ever!"

"You're right Izumo. I heard the guy at the rental store say even the Kages love it. Most of them have gone and bought their own prints, not tapes, prints." Kotetsu replied.

"Hey guys, doesn't the guy in line for Raikage have posters of the 'Rocky' and 'Rambo' movies?" Iruka questioned.

"Yeah, I heard he and his brother are both working out to be buff like the star, and they've created some new Taijutsu moves from something else they're big fans of- 'Wrestling' I think it's called. Not to mention this guy called Hulk Hogan."

"Hmm, you know, I bet one of the other Kages would use something from 'Mission Impossible'."

"How about secret passages?"

"We already do that, Kotetsu."

"Oh, um right. What about a trigger?'

"It has to be something original."

"How about the theme music?"

"I think we're onto something here guys. Let's go grab Ibiki-sensei."

"Lead the way Iruka."

Rule 158 a.k.a. the "Your mission should you choose to accept it" rule

Iruka whistled as he crept along inside the Tsuchikage's official mansion.

"Have you even heard about the concept of stealth Iruka?" questioned an increasingly irate Ibiki.

"Sorry sensei I'm nervous. Whistling calms me down."

"Well can you keep it down at least?"

Iruka complied, shifting to the Mission Impossible tune, something he felt fit the atmosphere.

Ibiki turned around to get Iruka to stop whistling that annoying tune, just then his foot met the ground or would have. The Jounin tumbled, as silently as possible of course, down the ramp that had revealed itself as soon as Iruka had whistled a few bars of the new tune.

He stared at the room he ended up in- the Tsuchikage's secret library. Ibiki also idly noticed a complete (i.e. up-to-date) collection of first edition Icha-Icha.

Iruka, who'd followed his sensei down in a more dignified manner, looked at him. "Told you so!" the teen grinned.

Chapter Soundtrack- Mission Impossible Theme (duh!).

A/N: I'd just like to warn everybody that my updates will be quite erratic from now, since pursuing my Master's seems like it'll be taking up most of my time. That won't stop me from writing though; posting will mostly be done during the hols.