Author's Note: And, so, the adventures continue with new characters - *Cough*Four of the Eleven Supernovas*Cough* - being introduced. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Eichiiro Oda still owns One Piece.

Nami, Vivi, Shanks, Kazuma, Ace, Sabo, Yuki-Rin, and Hana stood outside Caesar's Palace, awating Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Crocodile, Mihawk, or Yasopp.

"They seriously can't be gone for that long! Have they ditched us to go drinking and gambling?" Hana asked everyone. They responded with blank stares. Nami sighed.

"I should call Zoro. I hope he didn't get lost," Nami said as she searched her pockets for her cell phone. "Oh, crap! Guys, where the hell is my phone?"

"Did you leave it in the H&M dressing room?" Vivi asked Nami.

"No, i'm pretty sure I had it with me when we left H&M," Nami said.

"Nami, do you think that the art -" Yuki-Rin theorized before an ice cream truck drove by. "Holy motherf[bleep]k, it's an ice cream truck!"

Yuki-Rin ran off, following the ice cream truck. Nami sighed.

"Great. And I was going to get Angry Birds from the app store later," Nami lamented as Sanji, Zoro, Kartik, Robin, Yuki-Rin, Matsu, Luffy, Usopp, and Zoro approached them.

"Where have you guys been?" Sabo asked Luffy, Usopp, and Zoro.

"We ran into Dartboard Brow and his stuck-up friends and girlfriend," Zoro explained. Sanji kicked him in balls. The rest of the males winced.

"I feel your pain, bro!" Kazuma shouted out. "Let us be men together!"

"Alright, then," Zoro said. "Here we go."

"To be a man you must have honor and a peni-" Kazuma and Zoro chanted before Nami cut them off.

"Whose baby is this?" Nami said as she held up a pink-haired baby wearing a green hat, a white tank top, orange-brown shorts, purple socks with a yellow design, and brown boots. Everyone grew silent.

"The fuck?" Zoro asked everyone.

"It looks like the baby Doflamingo used to play Carlos in that Hangover episode of his show," Yuki-Rin said as they made their way down the street and toward the Mirage.

"I have a feeling that one of the prostitutes -" Sabo theorized before Nami cut him off.

"Sabo, DO NOT go there, or else we will drop you off at the Stratosphere and leave you there," Nami theatened as they entered the Mirage. The baby began to cry.

"Oh, now look what you did, Nami! You made a baby cry!" Ace yelled.

"It's not my fault Sabo was cracking potentially insensitive jokes about Las Vegas!" Nami yelled back. But, the baby cried harder. "What the hell does this baby want?"

"I dunno. Let's feed it Tiger Blood," Kazuma suggested.

"Are you on drugs?" Nami asked Kazuma, who shrugged.

"Well, I AM on a drug called 'Charlie Sheen'. It's not avaliable. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body," Kazuma explained. Everyone else sweatdropped.

"Kazuma, please don't tell me you've been taking performance-enhancing drugs for your kendo matches and your sword praticing," Yuki-Rin said. Kazuma laughed.

"I'm joking! I've been WINNING all my past kendo matches!" Kazuma said, obvious emphasis on the word "winning".

"Are you bipolar?" Vivi asked Kazuma.

"I'm bi-winning," Kazuma anwsered as they arrived at an all-you-can-eat frozen yogurt place. The baby was still crying.

"Somebody PLEASE make this baby stop crying!" Nami pleaded.

"Are you sure it's not hungry?" Kartik asked Nami.

"And, are you sure you know the baby daddy of this baby?" Nami retorted.

"Excuse me, but, is that our baby?"

Scratchman Apoo and Basil Hawkins, a gay couple, approached them.

"We don't know. We just found her outside of Caesar's Palace. Why? Are you the parents?" Hana asked Apoo and Hawkins.

"Well... Uhh... To put it this way... Uhh..." Hawkins said, searching for anwsers on how he and his life partner ended up with a baby.

"We adopted this baby while we were very drunk last night!" Apoo explained with a thumbs-up.

"That's not being responsible! How do you expect to take care of a child if you get so drunk, you adopt?" Kartik asked Apoo and Hawkins.

"Kartik, how do you know stuff on being a responsible parent?" Shanks asked the classy, bespectacled man.

"It's common sense, Shanks! Do I have to give you one of those fake babies to take care of?" Kartik asked Shanks.

"Excuse me, but, i'm not the baby of that gay couple nor am I a baby."

Everyone turned back, and they saw that the baby turned into a girl somewhere in her late teens or early twenties.

"What the -" Nami cried.

"Yeah, I know what you're all thinking - Why did I transform from a baby to a woman? Well, some gay, crossdressing ballerina did this to me last night with some spell called 'Okama Way'. It was in the middle of the MGM Grand too, and everyone - including my hipster boyfriend - saw it happen. Yes, it was humiliating," The girl explained. "Oh, speaking of hipster boyfriends, can you help me look for my hipster boyfriend?"

Nami facepalmed. Weren't they already looking for Yasopp, Crocodile, Mihawk, Doflamingo, AND the Death Wink dude?

"By the way, the name's Jewelry Bonney. I'm a food critic," Bonney introduced herself.

"Get out! I love you, I love your webshow, and I love your hipster boyfriend!" Yuki-Rin cried joyfully.

"It's five bucks for an autograph, ten bucks for a T-shirt, fifteen bucks to secure a guest spot on my show, and twenty bucks to make a laotong contract with me like in Snow Flower and the Secret Fan," Bonney explained. Yuki-Rin pulled out some money.

"Not now, Yuki-Rin. We have to get to Treasure Island to meet up with Yasopp, Crocodile, and Mihawk," Nami explained. Yuki-Rin put away her money.

"Who died and made you leader of this dysfunctional search party?" Yuki-Rin asked Nami.

"Shanks' testosterone," Nami deadpanned. Everyone but Shanks laughed.

"Shut up! I'm still a man at heart!" Shanks cried.

"Amen to that, brother - I mean, sister - I mean, brother - I mean, Shanks-sensei!" Kazuma cried. Then, an ice cream truck drove by, since nobody got ice cream this chapter.

"Holy motherf[bleep]k, it's an ice cream truck!" Shanks cried before she ran off to get ice cream.

"Not again!" Everybody groaned. Finding Yasopp, Crocodile, Mihawk, Trafalgar Law, Doflamingo, and the Death Wink guy was bad, but, now, they had to add Shanks to the mix.

Ending Note: That chapter was bi-winning. *Shot*

Review if you want to see Mihawk, Crocodile, and Yasopp again.