Chris's face appears on a screen. "Last time on Total Drama Chris's Fun House." Flashbacks of the previous episode start playing. "The contestants were made to survive without the use of their powers or weapons, so I had to get rid of Faith and Rogue from the get go. Things got progressively worse, until Edward decided enough was enough and ended the challenge. Then, even though Faith was the most voted character, Edward was eliminated, because where's the fun in not having a villain?" The camera cut back to Chris. "Who will go this time? Find out now on Total Drama Chris's Fun House."
Intro song plays.
"Alright, time for your challenge kids," said Chris.
"So you can then ignore our votes to eliminate whoever you want again?" asked Hit-Girl.
"Hey, that only happened once so far," said Chris. "But yes. And the best part is that there's nothing you can do about it."
"I have a bad feeling about this," said Kevin.
"Don't worry, you won't be killed until after the challenge," said Chris. "Which is this." A wall lifted up to reveal an elaborate racecourse.
"What the hell is that?" asked Saeko.
"I'm borrowing this course from Deadman Wonderland, which you will be racing across," said Chris.
"No points for guessing which part of that name we're not thrilled by," said Patrick.
"Huh, and here I thought you'd like something about Wonder," said Chris. "Well, anyway, get ready to race."
"Can't you explain what the course will be like?" asked Finn.
"I think the word Deadman is plenty explanation," said Eren.
"And…GO!" yelled Chris. The contestants stayed where they were. "I'll electrocute you if you don't move," he said.
"DO IT," challenged Faith. "JUST DO IT!"
"With double electrocution for Kevin and Lyra," said Chris.
"Let's go guys," said Sabriel, waving for her team to follow her.
"Okay, so what's our first obstacle?" asked Tiffany.
"Those," said Zuko, pointing at the large axes swinging right above their heads.
"And he says he doesn't want to kill us yet," said Ponyboy.
"Don't worry, I replaced the axes with foam look-a-likes," said Chris. "Or did I just mean to do that? Whatever, you'll probably be fine."
"Stay low guys," said Trunks. "I'll…"
"Do what? Get cut in half trying to catch one of them?" asked Faith. "Face it, even if you manage to do anything, Chris will absorb all that kinetic energy and use it for himself. Not that that's a bad thing."
"Shut up you kiss ass," said Rogue.
"Don't side with him Rogue, he's not on our team," said Faith. "You don't want him finding out, do you?"
"Finding out what?" asked Lyra.
"Uh-uh, not for your ears sweetie," said Faith, wrapping an arm around Rogue. "Come, we have another challenge to win."
"Do you know what she's talking about?" Trunks asked Nora.
"Nope," she replied. "We try not to associate with her. She's kind of a bitch."
"That said, I'm sure that Rogue isn't with her by choice," said Tiffany. "I think we need to investigate."
"Count me in," said Zuko. "But first, we need to get through this. Let's go."
The contestants began running through the hall of swinging axes, ducking and weaving between them, when Hit-Girl was caught off-guard. She flew across the hall and landed just off the course.
"HIT-GIRL!" yelled Finn, running over to her. "You okay?"
"I'm fine," said Hit-Girl, getting up. "Looks like Chris did get the foam replacements." Just as she got to her feet, she was knocked back down again by a sudden barrage of paintballs.
"We have lost out first two contestants," said Chris. "And their punishment is paintballs."
"You didn't shoot me," said Finn.
"Thanks for reminding me," said Chris. "Get him boys." Some kind of robotic bird in a guard's outfit began shooting Finn, causing his arm to spark a little. However, Finn was too busy getting shot to notice.
"Guys, I think we should throw the challenge," said Nora.
"Why?" asked Tiffany.
"We need to get rid of Faith. She's too supportive of Chris," said Nora.
"But if we vote her off, she'll survive because of Chris," said Zuko.
"Maybe, but…" started Nora, just as an axe collected the three of them. The bird guards opened fire before they hit the ground.
"Alright, ten of you still left," said Chris. "Let's see how you survive those arrows."
"What arr…" started Patrick, getting knocked off the field by the flying arrow.
"Alright, I know what to do," said Faith, grabbing Lyra and Kevin and holding them up either side of her.
"Hey, what are you doing?" demanded Kevin.
"I need a shield," said Faith.
"Put him down," said Sabriel.
"Oh yeah? You and what army?" asked Faith.
"Me," said Sabriel, tackling her. Faith, in her surprise, dropped the two kids. "You two, run or drop out. I don't care which." Sabriel wrestled with Faith, and the two soon rolled over the edge.
"Okay," said Lyra and Kevin in unison, turning to run before getting knocked over by the arrows.
"I wish real arrows didn't kill you as easily," said Chris. "It's so boring having these blunt things. Well, five of you left, but only one of you from the Lab Rats. Let's move you straight to the final stage, should we?"
"Hey, Rogue," said Trunks. "What was Faith talking about earlier?"
"I…" started Rogue.
"…will not be telling you, because the challenge is starting," said Chris. "You see this ball? Last one holding it when the floor stops dropping into the spike pit wins." A black ball fell from the ceiling and landed on the floor.
"Alright, let's…where's Rogue?" asked Ponyboy.
"Down here," she called. "I forfeit."
"But…I didn't say you could forfeit," said Chris.
"Too bad. I just did," said Rogue.
"Aww, come on. This is the only part of the challenge I didn't change," said Chris. "Fine, whatever. Guinea Pigs win. Lab Rats, see you tonight at elimination."
Later, at the elimination ceremony…
"Alright, you know how it works," said Chris. "Seven imaginary marshmallows, eight of you…"
"Except that it doesn't matter how we vote, you'll just do whatever Faith says," said Zuko.
"True, that is the case," said Chris. "Faith, who do you want to eliminate?"
"Sabriel, because she got me eliminated from the challenge," said Faith.
"Well, you heard her," said Chris. "Say goodb…"
"WAIT!" yelled Kevin. "Take me."
"No Kevin," said Sabriel. "You're too young to…"
"To what? Die?" demanded Kevin. "Whatever happens here, I'm probably going to die either way. You guys shouldn't have to be keeping an eye on me the whole time. I might as well get out of here now."
"Well, you heard him," said Chris, opening a trapdoor beneath Kevin.
"No, WAIT!" cried Sabriel, reaching for Kevin and missing. She looked after him in horror, then in slight confusion.
"What's wrong?" asked Chris.
"Nothing, just…nothing," said Sabriel.
"Are you hiding something from me?" asked Chris.
"Like what?" asked Sabriel.
"I don't know," said Chris. "Maybe we'll find out in the next Total Drama Chris's Fun House."