HI! heh heh heh, well this is the next chapter to the story! heh, sorry it took so long to get up ^-^;; But i got lazy and didnt put it up. ^-^;;; ANYWAYZ.....This chapter has more CRAZYNESS in it. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha hope ya like! See ya at the bottom!!!~ hey bill, now that were family and all i would like to-AH!!! READ DAMNIT!!
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"Anything you can do I can do better, I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU!!!" Gene ran around screaming to anybody that passed by as he was strollin down the street, thinkin hes cool, lookin dumb. Then he went up to a man walking down the street, eating a hamburger from burger king. "DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR, FAT, DUMB, STUPID,IDIOTIC, INSIGNIFICANT, DID I MENTION FAT?, TO OLD FOR YOU OWN GOOD AND YOU WIFE, YOU HAVENT SEEN YOUR DING-A-LING IN YEARS, AND THATS JUST FOR STARTERS!!! HOWEVER ILL CONTINUE!!! YOU TO FREAKIN OLD AND FAT, WHY, YOU SO OLD, IF I TOLD YOU TO ACT YOUR OWN AGE, YOU WOULD DIE!!!!! AND! YOUR SO FAT, IT TAKES YOUR WIFE 3 ROLLS TO GET OFF OF YA!!! AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAHAA, HAVE I SAID YOUR FAT YET???" And after the strage outburst Gene made, he sped off like a yak in heat, with an over doze of viagra.
Meanwhile, back at Starwind and Hawking enterpirses, the rest of the gang were slouching around wondering where gene could be....well sorta. Jim was watching T.V., Aisha was playing her videogame, Melfina was sitting on the couch with her hands folded, appearently not doing anything, and Suzuka was, as usual, sipping on a cup of tea.
"Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrring....." moped Jim while flipping through the channels. Him being a little Genius, he came to the channel Jeprodey(A/N:probably didnt spell that right...-_-()) was on.
"Annd welcome back to jeprodey!!!! In case your just tuning in, are contestents are, "Billy Bob joe bob faggin saggin popplyn hagglin pac ruter" the third ^-^;;, Katie wallis conforgusious the 6th.....ahem, and *takes deep breath* Conor kuitqennciffioutis conglofagdacted bonjovielcoglatdiglesiousliy billoufigus denimiuss sintghtin diredshided flogied shockalos fungies fukkogious *pants* huff huff, the huff huff, 12th...The audience had eyes on that resembled this: O.O or this O.Ô or this, @_@.
"Anyway, the catorgories are......uhhhh...who..put these together again?" Alex trebeck whispered offstage. "The new guy! now get back to the show and go wit the flow!!!!" one of the men backstage whispered back. Alex made a face( u.u) and continued the show. " The catorgories are.....toothpaste......toast.....pp&j....congectavitious.....and........................fat and old people....." he said slowly. "Well, mister,Billy Bob joe bob faggin saggin popplyn hagglin pac ruter, ahem, i guess...its your turn...." He continued.
"uhhhhhhh................I think ill take........pb&j...i guess..." he decided.
"*sigh* Okay........the question is....." BAM!!! out of nowhere a desk lamp came flying and slammed Trebeck in the face! He fell to the ground anime style. Then a few seconds later, Gene ran out from backstage.
"PEEEAAANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT, PEANUT BUTTER, AND JELLY!!!" He screaed while rocking back and forth on his feet, waving his hands in the air.(A/N: if you've seen the movie "bring it on" think 'spirt fingers' times ten ~_^ ) NOW THEN!! now that that STUUUUPID host is NEAR DEAD! We can continue with the show with ME AS YOUR NEW HOST!!!" he firmly stated.
Jim bolted out of his seat. "GUYS LOOK ITS GENE!!!" Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the TV.
"Now then. The question is....."
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Mwahahahahahahahahaha dont'cha just LOVE clif hangers????? Mwahahahahahhaahahhahaha anywayz, did ya like it? did ya love it? do you despize its very existence?? LET ME KNOW!!!!! if your to lazy to put it in this review, then email me at SST3 CLOUD@aol.com And just to let you know the next chapter will be up SOON!!! trust me on that one!! laterz!!!!!
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"Anything you can do I can do better, I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU!!!" Gene ran around screaming to anybody that passed by as he was strollin down the street, thinkin hes cool, lookin dumb. Then he went up to a man walking down the street, eating a hamburger from burger king. "DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR, FAT, DUMB, STUPID,IDIOTIC, INSIGNIFICANT, DID I MENTION FAT?, TO OLD FOR YOU OWN GOOD AND YOU WIFE, YOU HAVENT SEEN YOUR DING-A-LING IN YEARS, AND THATS JUST FOR STARTERS!!! HOWEVER ILL CONTINUE!!! YOU TO FREAKIN OLD AND FAT, WHY, YOU SO OLD, IF I TOLD YOU TO ACT YOUR OWN AGE, YOU WOULD DIE!!!!! AND! YOUR SO FAT, IT TAKES YOUR WIFE 3 ROLLS TO GET OFF OF YA!!! AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAHAA, HAVE I SAID YOUR FAT YET???" And after the strage outburst Gene made, he sped off like a yak in heat, with an over doze of viagra.
Meanwhile, back at Starwind and Hawking enterpirses, the rest of the gang were slouching around wondering where gene could be....well sorta. Jim was watching T.V., Aisha was playing her videogame, Melfina was sitting on the couch with her hands folded, appearently not doing anything, and Suzuka was, as usual, sipping on a cup of tea.
"Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrring....." moped Jim while flipping through the channels. Him being a little Genius, he came to the channel Jeprodey(A/N:probably didnt spell that right...-_-()) was on.
"Annd welcome back to jeprodey!!!! In case your just tuning in, are contestents are, "Billy Bob joe bob faggin saggin popplyn hagglin pac ruter" the third ^-^;;, Katie wallis conforgusious the 6th.....ahem, and *takes deep breath* Conor kuitqennciffioutis conglofagdacted bonjovielcoglatdiglesiousliy billoufigus denimiuss sintghtin diredshided flogied shockalos fungies fukkogious *pants* huff huff, the huff huff, 12th...The audience had eyes on that resembled this: O.O or this O.Ô or this, @_@.
"Anyway, the catorgories are......uhhhh...who..put these together again?" Alex trebeck whispered offstage. "The new guy! now get back to the show and go wit the flow!!!!" one of the men backstage whispered back. Alex made a face( u.u) and continued the show. " The catorgories are.....toothpaste......toast.....pp&j....congectavitious.....and........................fat and old people....." he said slowly. "Well, mister,Billy Bob joe bob faggin saggin popplyn hagglin pac ruter, ahem, i guess...its your turn...." He continued.
"uhhhhhhh................I think ill take........pb&j...i guess..." he decided.
"*sigh* Okay........the question is....." BAM!!! out of nowhere a desk lamp came flying and slammed Trebeck in the face! He fell to the ground anime style. Then a few seconds later, Gene ran out from backstage.
"PEEEAAANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT, PEANUT BUTTER, AND JELLY!!!" He screaed while rocking back and forth on his feet, waving his hands in the air.(A/N: if you've seen the movie "bring it on" think 'spirt fingers' times ten ~_^ ) NOW THEN!! now that that STUUUUPID host is NEAR DEAD! We can continue with the show with ME AS YOUR NEW HOST!!!" he firmly stated.
Jim bolted out of his seat. "GUYS LOOK ITS GENE!!!" Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the TV.
"Now then. The question is....."
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Mwahahahahahahahahaha dont'cha just LOVE clif hangers????? Mwahahahahahhaahahhahaha anywayz, did ya like it? did ya love it? do you despize its very existence?? LET ME KNOW!!!!! if your to lazy to put it in this review, then email me at SST3 CLOUD@aol.com And just to let you know the next chapter will be up SOON!!! trust me on that one!! laterz!!!!!