Tea With Organization XIII

Chapter 7

Well, I certainly haven't updated this in a LONG time. Again. My infinite apologies. I've been on a writing surge lately so I figured I might as well do something with it. This chapter is going to kill my mind… .

Summary: Somehow, Organization XIII has been forced into having tea with 3 young girls. The resulting blast is what you see here. Small forewarning: may contain violence, character bashing, inappropriate content, language, OOCness (not on purpose), and even some burning extras. Mmmmm, marshmallows…

Disclaimer- (Which was forgotten in chapter one) I do not own Kingdom Hearts, or any of the Organization member. Nor do I own 'lightsabers'. Zin, Amberle, and Lynnea belong to me… 3

Once again, plushies to anyone who reviews 3

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LAST TIME

Time flew and the preparations came to an end. Night fell and the members made their way to their chambers, groaning.

Unknown to them all, the girls had a plan. One that the members wouldn't like at all.

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A shrill shriek echoed through the empty halls of Castle Oblivion, breaking the silence. Another cry followed suit as the doors to many different bedroom doors, thirteen to be exact, swung open. The once quite halls of the building now resounded with the sound of twenty three feet, pounding in step. The beautiful 'pop' of weapons appearing in their owners hands filled the air.

Another scream.

The twelve men, and Larxene, rounded the corner that lead to the common room and stopped abruptly. In front of them, three young children sat looking ever-so innocent, hands folded in their laps. A quick glance around the room would reveal that the children had, once again, been hard at work, decorating the large room and wrapping and placing presents under the tree.

A huge pile of presents sat elegantly underneath the large Christmas tree. They were all wrapped with bows and ribbons, (And a few Hello Kitty stickers here and there) each with a tag on it with the name of the receiver. Forty-Five presents. Apparently the pile was lacking the other One-Hundred and Ninety-Five, but the girls knew they'd be arriving any moment now.

"Waer are the pwesents?" Lynnea glanced up, her eyes starting to tear slightly.

"Yeeeeeeah! I want more than tew pwesents!" Amberle couldn't help but nod in agreement. She stood, walking over to Demyx and kicking him in the shin.

"P-presents?" Xaldin shook his head as he turned, beginning to walk back to his room.

"Yew bettah be returning wiff pwesents!" Amberle shouted after him. "And yew guys need to go wiff him and get yewr presents!"

Twelve sighs, almost in unison, filled the room as the members nodded and walked to grab their presents. It took some of them several trips to grab all of the gifts, most of which where wrapped horribly. Once they had all returned, everyone sat down as the girls instructed.

"Why are we doing this again?" Xigbar whispered to Xemnas.

The Superior shrugged and pointed to the three children, as if that would explain everything.

"Now!" The three girls stood up and Amberle addressed everyone. "We are gonna hand out all yewr presents one at a twime. When we dew, yew'll open em and see what people got yew!"

Zin giggled as she turned and grabbed the presents she had gotten for everyone. "Me first!" She distributed them to the members, grinning.

Each member in turn opened the gifts, Roxas and Demyx squealing when they opened theirs.

"What are these supposed to be?" Larxene held up her gift, similar to each of the other members gifts.

"What do you think they are?!" Zin glared at her.

"Trash?"

The small girl took a step back, holding her hands to her mouth. She closed her eyes and let out a bloodcurdling cry.

"Zinny!"

"Zinneh!"

Amberle and Lynnea ran over and hugged the girl before Lynnea walked over to Larxene and punched her in the face. It didn't have much effect, but it got the point across.

"I believe that they are replica's of ourselves. I, for one, think they are…. Cute…?" Zexion glanced over to Larxene, indicating that she should play along.

The woman sighed as she shook her head. "Anything to get that brat to shut up…" She muttered to herself, earning a glare from Amberle. "Oh, I see what it is now. I… Uhh… Had it upside down…"

"She woked hawd on those yew know!" Amberle stopped over to the woman and pulled the plushie from her. She pointed, "She hand sewd them to wook like you!"

Lynnea walked Zin over and grabbed her hands, shoving them in Larxenes face. "See?"

Band-Aids covered the child's fingers, some of them covered in red dots.

Larxene sighed again, and shook her head, "Alright, alright. I like it. Geeze."

Zin smiled through her tears and leapt on the woman, clinging to her.

Amberle and Lynnea walked over to the presents and pulled the two boxes that Zin had wrapped for them. They opened the boxes and squealed, pulling out their own plushies, that looked almost nothing like them, other than the hair and eye colors.

"OH MY GODS! IT'S ME!"

"AND MEEEEEE!"

The two girls giggled and jumped at Zin, clinging to her, who was clinging onto Larxene, who was clinging onto the plushie for her life.

Amberle jumped up and dashed to the pile, pulling out her presents and throwing them at each of the members. Each member received a box with a large piece of paper taped to the top. A note was written on each piece, some deeper than others, ranging from 'HAPPY CHRISTMAS' to 'I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE AWESOMELY COOL'.

They opened their boxes and each of them pulled out a scarf. Each of them was black, hand made, with their numbers in roman numerals on one end. Once again, Demyx and Roxas squealed over their presents, as did Lexaeus oddly enough.

Lynnea and Zin each received their own scarves, Lynnea's was black with a heart sewn on the end while Zin's was silver with a small little heartless on it.

The blond child quickly grabbed her presents and handed them out. Each member stared at the oblong wrapping before Roxas opened his, grinning. Demyx did so as well, also giving the girl a smile. "The kid's an artist."

The other members opened their presents and nodded in agreement. Larxene scoffed, earning herself a glare from Marluxia.

"Pictures. How cute." Luxord held up his, examining it. "The detail is quite amazing for someone their age."

Some of the other members nodded in agreement as Amberle and Zin opened their gifts from Lynnea. Zin giggled at hers, a picture of a Heartless, herself, and Xemnas sitting under a cherry blossom tree. Amberle's face turned red when she saw hers, and she quickly hid it once Zin saw. The silver haired girl burst out laughing and fell on the floor, rolling back and forth near tears.

Lynnea glanced over, "Yew… Yew don't like eet, Lee Lee?"

"Nooooo, I like it! I weally like it! But… Uhh…"

Zin sat up, apparently recomposed, "She was trying a new form of art. Though… How she got it so correct, I'll never know." The girl started laughing again, back to her giggly self.

"I don't see what's so funny." Zexion raised a curious eyebrow as he looked at the girls. Amberle slinked over to him, hugging the picture to herself so no one could see it. She grabbed the man by his cloak and started dragging him away to the back room.

"WHAT?!"

Zin fell on the floor laughing again, gaining a giggle from Lynnea who stood behind her. "I see she showed him the pwicture."

"Mmhm."

Zexion walked back into the room, his face pale, the young girl following him. She placed the picture on the ground, face down and sat, twiddling her thumbs.

"Would it be so wrong of me to ask what was so shocking, Number Six?" Vexen leaned over slightly.

"It was… Just a picture…"

"And what was in the picture?"

Zexions face seemed to go whiter, if it was even possible. "Me…"

The scientist let him leave it at that as he turned his attention back to the girls. "Next?"

They nodded and Zin jumped up, picking up the presents from Xemnas' pile one by one and handing them out. "I figwured we'd go in order."

Everyone opened their presents.

"Uhh… Before anyone asks, the guy at the store said that they were the 'ideal gifts for anyone this holiday'…"

The three girls exchanged glances and giggles, curious as to what everything was.

Xigbar received an X-Box 360 and Halo 1, 2, and 3. Xaldin got a Play-Station 2 and Okami. Vexen got 'Bill Nye the Science Guy' THE GAME for PS2. Lexaeus got Rock Band, which Xemnas had mistaken for 'rock' opposed to 'Rock'. Zexion got Shadow of the Colossus. Saix got Harvest Moon and Axel got Spyro the Dragon. Demyx was given Pools of Radiance for the PC and Guitar Hero 3, and Luxord got a Blackjack game for PS2.Marluxia got 'Super Happy Flower Grower 3' while Larxene received 'The Torture Game'. Roxas shook his head as he pulled a Barbie game from the box, sending a glare at the Superior.

Xigbar quickly walked over to the pile and gave out his presents. Each box contained a new Organization Cloak.

Xaldin gave out his gifts, which were little hand fans.

Vexen gave each member a vile of… something that seemingly matched the color of their hair.

Lexaeus handed out rocks in the shape of their numbers to everyone.

Zexion grabbed his presents and handed them out. Each member received a small book with information on each of the other members in the organization.

Saix gave out moon-shaped pillows that he had found at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

Axel gave out home-made cookies.

Demyx handed out new swimsuits to the other members.

Luxord had bought each member a deck of cards and some dice.

Marluxia gave out flowers.

Larxene got each member special gifts. To Xemnas she got Lightsabers from Radio shack. Xigbar got the Halo Plasma Pistol from Hot Topic. Xaldin was given an air conditioning system. Vexen got a chemistry set and Lexaeus got a mini Japanese rock garden. Zexion was given a dictionary set while she gave Saix a stuffed wolf. Axel was given some firewood and Demyx got a water bottle, which Lynnea found extremely funny. Luxord got a very nice pocket watch and Marluxia got a potted plant. Roxas was given a key ring.

Roxas gave each member mini replicas of all their weapons.

Xemnas stood, grabbing three boxes he had behind himself, and handed them to the three girls. They all stared up at him.

"All of us decided to get you each these." Demyx grinned.

The girls stared at the boxes for a moment, then to each member in turn. One of the boxes shook.

Amberle shrieked and nearly dropped the box as she took a step back.

"What's in it?!" Lynnea looked up, expecting an answer.

"Open it and find out, stupid." Zin glared over at her.

Amberle opened her box. Before she could stop it, a black blur jumped out and tackled her. She screamed for a moment before it started licking her face and she giggled. "A WULF!" She clinged to the animal, giggling.

Lynnea's eyes lit up as she set to work on opening her box. She set it down and pulled this way and that until she finally got it open. Once she did she kneeled in front of it and stared in. Yellow eyes locked onto hers. She gasped. "KITTY!" The 'kitty', which was actually a small spotted leopard, slowly edged towards the open part of the box. Lynnea grabbed it and held on to it.

Zin sat there for a moment before all eyes fell on her.

"Yewr turn, stoopid." Amberle pointed at her and Zin stuck out her tongue.

"Fiiiine." She put the box on the floor and opened it. She squealed in delight as she pulled a small little silver fox out of it. She fox stared at her and she stared back for a moment before she hugged it.

Larxene grumbled as she stood, shaking her head, "Well, I say it's time for bed…"

"Nuh-uh! It's not even wunch time yet!" Lynnea dropped the leopard and tackled Larxene, clinging to her leg, "FOOD!"

"YAY FOOD!" The other two girls said in unison.

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Oh dear heavens, what have the Organization gotten themselves into? Lunch time!

As you may have noticed, I don't really post when I say I'm going to, so I'm not going to make any promises. BUT, if I get a bunch of reviews, I'm sure I could be talked into posting the next chapter quicker… coughcough hinthint

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