Disgaea Jewel of the Gods: Chapter 7: The reaper's appetite
As we last left our heroes, they came face to face with the jailer reaper, and his mushroom eryngi minions plus succubus minions.
"SOULS!" The reaper screamed. "I WILL EAT YOU ALL!"
"Is this guy a real jailer, or just hungry?" Adell asked. "HUNGRY OF COURSE!" The reaper responded. "The only way I can eat souls now, is if it's a criminal soul. I was banished here by the overlord of my netherworld because I ate his vassals souls. But now that you just caused a rampage here, I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL AND EAT YOUR SOULS!"
Laharl was pained by the sight of the succubus's. "Damnit. Out of all monster classes, one of the minions' classes had to be succubus's."
Adell's and Mao's confused looks told Etna what they were thinking. "He's weakened by women with sexy bodies."
"What?" Adell and Mao asked.
"It's pathetic I know."
"Shut up! All I have to do is close my eyes, and I'll still win!" Laharl said.
"Whatever. Anyway here's the plan. Flonne and I will fight the Reaper himself, while the 4 of you are bait for the minions."
"What Dood?" Epic said in shock. "I'm not your vassal anymore, you can't tell me what to do!"
"Shut up Leslie!"
"Leslie?" Adell asked while holding his laughter in. "That's your real name?"
"BAHAHAHAHA!" Mao and Laharl cracked up laughing.
"HAHAHA!" The reaper and his minions laughed. "Oh god! I need to tell that to the netherworld before eating your soul!"
The reaper got a megaphone. "Hey netherworld of banishment's inhabitants! Epic's real name is LESLIE!"
Then there was so much laughter, the heroes could have sworn there was an earthquake somewhere.
"THAT'S IT DOOD!" Leslie…
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
Charged at the reaper. But with one slice of his scythe the reaper tossed him thousands of feet out of the prison straight upwards.
"Anyway, let's go Flonne. He may have a higher level than both of us, but combined, we can beat him."
"Alright! Too bad my secret project isn't here yet. We could have gotten this adventure done with a long time ago."
"Secret project?" Laharl asked.
"Nothing. Nothing important"
Etna and Flonne charged at the reaper using a barrage of Special attacks. Laharl, Mao, and Adell… not so well with their levels down.
"We're much too powerful! Surrender soon Gi!" The fungus demon called eryngi said.
"I'm not sure. Maybe we could have some more fun with the handsome men." The bat winged woman demon, succubus said.
"Is the kid asleep?" Adell asked. Laharl was asleep, right while he was bleeding and bruised.
"It's our Eryngi's skill Gi." One of the three eryngi said. "Spore dance! With a chance of sleep."
"And with our evility" A succubus said. "Our attacks multiply by 100 on sleeping targets!"
"And you're also depraved Gi!" An eryngi pointed at Mao. "So our attacks multiply by 100."
"What are you talking about? I'm not depraved. I just have a sudden urge to see those succubus's naked while this dark cloud is over me." Mao realized what he said. "Oh."
The eryngi and succubus's attacked, but Mao used the sleeping Laharl to take all the blows. And then Laharl woke up, his red eyes with pure anger, and his fangs showing.
"What fool dares awaken me, the great Laharl?" He demanded.
"They did." Mao quickly said.
"There's no way that's going to kill those minions." Adell said.
Laharl rushed at the succubus's and eryngi, killing them all at once with blade rush, and blazing knuckle. Then he destroyed the carcasses with overlord's wrath. There was then no body of the minion's found.
The reaper looked at the ashes. "No, all my vassals are dead. Please all of you. Give me a moment of silence."
Right when he said that Etna started beating him up more and more.
"THAT'S IT!" With one attack he knocked out Etna and Flonne.
"How?" Adell asked.
"A reaper's evility." Mao explained. "They can one hit K.O anyone if their SP is below 25%."
"AND NOW, I WILL EAT THEIR SOULS!"
"No you won't! Overlord's wrath!" 6 spheres hit the reaper fired by Laharl. "You won't eat my friends."
Adell and Mao were surprised about Laharl caring about someone, but nodded. "We're going to kick your ass, and get to our homes!" Adell declared.
"We'll see! Time for my ultimate move! UNKNOWN WORLD!"
He then started to attack when Epic fell.
"AHHHH! DOOOOD!" He then exploded, making a powered up explosion through the attack, and killed the reaper.
When Etna and Flonne woke up, they were shocked to see the reaper killed.
"What happened?" Flonne asked.
"Well, right when you guys passed out, I came back and OWNED the reaper Dood! With the hip drop, and prinny barrage. He didn't stand a chance."
"You fell down, exploded, and killed the reaper by accident, and nearly killed yourself." Etna guessed.
"NO WAY DOOD!" But the three main characters nodded at Etnas guess. "By the way prince, when you killed the reaper's minions, it's almost as if you were at your original level for a moment."
"That's because no curse can bring me down!"
"Maybe" Flonne guess "Baal doesn't know how to do it properly."
"So now what?" Adell asked.
"We go to my netherworld, do research, and find out how to get our levels back, and beat Baal with the help of my servants."
"WRONG!" The familiar screech came. "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!"
"Oh yeah?" Said Flonne. "FLONNEZILLA!"
"Flonnewhat?" Adell and Mao asked.
She then got into a giant green dinosaur costume, and sudeently she was giant. "This is the return of Flonnezilla!" A bunch of toy airplanes circled around Flonne shooting her, but did nothing.
"FOOLS!" Flonne breathed fire on the airplanes and The Reaper killing him. "HAHAHAHAHA!" She then realized that the others were right behind her. "Oh um... hi guys! I was just in character."
"...Anyway Etna." Laharl said trying to blank out what Flonne did. "You're in charge of my netherworld until l come back."
"Alright prince." Etna said.
Etna and Flonne went through the dimensional gate to Laharl's netherworld, while the main trio and Epic went to Mao's. What adventures meet them next? Find out in the next chapter!
Next episode intro done by Etna:
"Beauty Pirate Etna is at… HEY! THE PRINNY TOOK THE MIKE!"
"The prinnies have overthrown their flat chested bitch of a leader!"
Etna: WHAT!
"They now find a treasure on an island hidden in the sky!"
Laharl: This is new.
"With the ship running on pure epic power from the leader Epic, they have just enough energy to take to the skies! A new beginning has begun!"
Etna: How dare you steal my spotlight!
"Next time on Epic pirate Epic Chapter 8: 'Ultimate treasure! The dawn of a new story Dood!' I'm going to be king of the pirates!"
Etna: This will teach you a lesson! (Gun shots, spear slashes, explosions)
Epic: OH GOD DOOOOOOOD!