"HIDAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Hidan had just awakened from yet another nightmare by Kakuzu's loud voice. "For fuck's sake, can't you learn to keep your screaming to a minimum? You already smell like utter pissy shit."

"Shut up, ass wipe." Hidan sighed. "I was just thinking about something…"

"About how much you stink?"

"No shit face…" Hidan sighed. "Is it possible for a man to get…well you know…"

"No, I don't know, now go to sleep." the older male turned his back to his partner.

"So you've never seen a pregnant man before."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tobi laughed from beneath Hidan's bed.

"TOBI YOU LITTLE SHIT! GET YOUR MONKEY ASS FROM UNDER THERE!" Hidan grabbed Tobi by his hair. "GET FROM UNDER MY BED!"

"Heheh…Hidan has been having wet dreams about a Konoha ninja." Zetsu snickered. "Must be nice dreaming about little boys, eh Orochimaru?"

"Shut your face, you freak!" Hidan yelled at Zetsu.

"Is Hidan sad?" Tobi asked.

"No, but Hidan is pissed you little monkey black turd faggot nugget with shit sprinkles on top of shitty piss wipes!" Hidan slapped Tobi, but somehow missed and hit himself.

"HAHAHA!" Tobi laughed and ran off.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH!" the immortal screamed, waking up everyone in the neighborhood and even beyond that.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, HIDAN!" yelled Sasori. "YOU ALREADY STINK!"

"YEAH!" Deidara joined in. "I CAN SMELL YOUR NASTY BREATH FROM HERE! AND WE'RE THREE DOORS DOWN!"

"EAT A BREATH MINT, FUNKY!" yelled Kisame.

"YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT!" yelled Konan

"YOU SMELL LIKE CUNT JUICE!" yelled Zetsu (who was still in the room by the way).

"You're smell hurts my eyes." said Itachi. "MY EYES!"

Everyone joined in on the bashing until a thunderous booming voice said, "WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP? YOU ALL STINK LIKE SHIT. KONAN YOU ACT AS IF YOU SMELL LIKE SWEET ROSES. GIRL PLEASE! YOUR PUSSY ALREADY LOOKS LIKE A SOUR GRAPE!"

"HA!" laughed Tobi.

"TOBI SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHILE YOU'RE LAUGHING, YOU AIN'T THE SWEETEST ROSE IN THE ORCHARD EITHER. I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AND PISS IN ITACHI'S COFFEE IN THE MORNING YOU LITTLE FAGGOT."

Itachi could heard saying, "WHAT?!"

"SPEAKING OF COFFEE, ITACHI CUMS IN YOUR COFFEE KISAME."

"WHA- Actually I'm fine with that…"

"GAY!" said a gray seal named Ernie.

"ERNIE YOU BITCH."

"Hm…" Ernie left.

"ZETSU GET OUT OF KAKUZU AND HIDAN'S ROOM. I KNOW YOU MASTURABATE IN THERE! KAKUZU…WELL I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT YOU OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT YOU SPERM ON MONEY. DEIDARA YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN TRANNY AND SASORI YOU SURELY DON'T HAVE ROOM TO TALK AND WE ALL KNOW WHY. NOW ALL OF YOU STOP PICKING ON THE IMMORTAL SHIT AND GO TO FUCKIN' SLEEP! YOU CAN DO THAT IN THE MORNING!"

All of the akatsuki could be heard mumbling, but went to sleep. Hidan wasn't sure whether to thank him or kill him.