Uneventfully Extraordinary

[A/N] Thanks to thablueGRRL for reviewing, and to WordsThatCancelEachOtherOut for adding to their favorites!

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Well today my debate coach was all "Your Extemping is totally awesome for a novice, so you're my new pet project so that we- you can break into finals and stuff" and I was all "… please don't kill me… you're an angry person with gavels." Then his face was all -_- so yeah frigging awesome!

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or any of its affiliated characters, both Bleach and its characters belong to Tite Kubo; I do however retain the ownership of my OC Yumi.

Story Start

Previously:

'Two choices: use shunpo and let everyone know where I am but get there faster, of suppress my reiatsu and sneak around.'

'You know the answer. Here speed is the key, Yoruichi-dono would agree.'

'Tch, fine.' She continued to shunpo to the Senkaimon. Getting there 3 minutes after the conversation, she headed for the portal, and almost didn't see the blade that flew past her. Almost. She jumped away at the last second and looked at the attacker.

"I'm leaving Oji-san. You can't stop me and you know it. So please let me leave, I don't want to hurt you." She said to her uncle. Sasakibe Chojiro.

He had a hard look to his face, like he was set in stone; adamant that nothing she said would move him.

"I'm innocent, Oji-san, but I can't help but feel that I'm not safe here anymore, especially after what happened to the Taichos a hundred years ago."

Shock flashes through his eyes before being replaced by steel. "Yumi," he began, no chan attached to her name, no endearment, "you're not helping your case by doing this, by acting out like this they will have no choice but to increase the harshness your punishment."

'So that's it then he doesn't believe me… after I've spent my entire life with him, he still thinks I would go so far as to attack Taichos…' she almost cried at this realization, "I can't stay here, there is something wrong with this place," she bit out spitefully.

"The only thing wrong here is that you had not been stopped before your attack," Tousen Taicho said appearing before Yumi with shunpo, drawing his sword. "Sasakibe Fuku-taicho, please report to Yamamoto Sou-taicho that I will have Yamamoto Yumi in custody shortly."

Sasakibe nods and shunpos off towards first division.

"You can drop the act now Tousen Taicho. I get it now," Yumi says quietly, "you're working with whoever it is that framed me. How else could you have gotten here so fast?"

"No one has framed you, Yamamoto Yumi, and anyone who I ally myself with has nothing to do with your crimes. Soon, justice will see that you've paid," he slashes at her. She dodges his slash and tries to get into the Senkaimon, but he shunpos himself into her way, slashing at her again with his zanpakuto.

'Yumi, we need to hurry…' Kuchikukan says quietly.

'I refuse to them see what I can do,' she responds, drawing up he sheath to deflect a thrust that is sent towards her abdomen.

'Then go into shikai* and distract him!'

'That would give off too much reiatsu! If it didn't work, I'd be surrounded by shinigami in less than two minutes!' She argues, drawing her zanpkuto to block another slash, while moving to the offensive and thrusting at the shoulder of his sword arm with her bladed sheath. It slices horizontally through his deltoid, making that arm for the most part immobile.

Tousen has a shocked look on his blind face, "I was not aware you had two zanpakuto. To have such secrets, you truly do need to feel the wrath of justice," he spoke with venom.

'SHIT HE'S PISSED!' Yumi thought as she dodges yet another thrust, which soon becomes a slash leading into a parry. She shunpos across the battle ground and gathers her reiatsu, "Hado* no* go jyuu hachi*: Tenran*," she whispers and a tornado like blast flies from her hand towards Tousen. He dodges but not in time to hear her say "Bakudo* no nana jyuu go*: Gochutekkan*," past the wind. Thus as he tries to head towards her five thick pillars fall onto Tousen Kaname, one on each extremity, and a fifth on his head, pinning him to the ground. The pillars are connected by thick chains that hold them in place.

Thoroughly trounced Tousen is forced to admit himself defeated when he feels that Yumi's presence has left the Soul Society.

Not bothering to see whether he kido spell was holding, Yumi ran through the Senkaimon, into the Precipice World. She shunpoed as fast as she could, allowing her to reach the exist in just under two minutes, which allowed her to leave before dealing with the cleaner, which had been coming up fast behind her. She stepped out of the Precipice World and ended up floating, thanks to her reiatsu, above a river in a random town. It was close to sunset. Looking around she saw a nearby sign said Karakura Town.

'Well at least I get to know where I am…' Yumi thought. But she still didn't feel safe although she was out of both the Soul Society and the Precipice World. She took out her choker, her sense of normalcy, and placed it back around her neck. She immediately felt her reiatsu drop, it wasn't pretty after that, she almost fell in the river since her reiatsu was no longer supporting her in the air, but she somehow managed to land roughly in the grass next to the river.

She stood slowly, her body aching from both the harsh treatment and the stress she had suddenly felt realizing in full what had just happened. She had attacked a Taicho. She had attacked a Taicho, and won. 'Holy shit!'

'I told you could do it,' Kuchikukan said smugly in her head, but she somehow felt that he also said it with pride.

From beside the river, she decided to fully repress her reiatsu, and hopefully find someone that could both see her and help her. However, after wandering around the town for about an hour, Yumi was about to give up and sleep in a tree, to get rid of her exhaustion, when she was alerted to a steady amount of reiatsu. The man emitting it was tall, darkly tanned, very well built, wore small rectangular glasses, along with small tight black braids, and a black handle bar mustache. He was carrying a bag of groceries, not that weird, but what caught her attention was what he was wearing. On his person was a work apron that said 'Urahara Shoten.' Call her crazy but she figured it had to be a sign from some god that she was supposed to follow him, so she followed quietly behind him trailing him by a good 50 meters, shadowing his turns solely on his reiatsu, and what little she could see.

After about five minutes, Yumi realized that the man was suppressing his reiatsu, but more than that was that his reiatsu had felt familiar to her beforehand. 'No way… that couldn't have been…'

She ran after him trying to keep track of him but for some reason she couldn't find him. Exasperated and exhausted Yumi looked around to see if she could find anyone, but no one was on the streets, and it was dark. Giving up she found a for the most part unoccupied tree to sleep in. Her only tree mate was a black cat with gold eyes that seemed to watch her intently, 'Gah, now I'm even thinking that cats are out to get me! Maybe all this is just a dream and I'll wake up and find myself in Unohana's office, of hidden under paper work… or maybe in my room… yeah that would be nice… ne, Kuchikukan?'

'Indeed, it would be nice if that were the case, but then we would still not be talking,' he said sadly,

'Don't worry the first thing I'll do when I wake up, be this a dream or not, is check in with you. I wouldn't want you to get lonely,' she teased him with a slight chuckle "Goodnight Kuchikukan," then cracking open an eye she hadn't realized she had closed she looked at the cat, "Good night kitty-dono." She then closed her eyes and fell into a dreamless sleep.

The cat watched her sleep peacefully, albeit, uncomfortably, before getting up and jumping out of the tree. From there the cat walked down the street and went down a side path before coming to a small shop. It entered the shop, and through a window, and then all that remained was silence well that was until, "YORUICHI~!" a cry of joy was heard throughout the night.

Waking up, Yumi felt surprisingly great. She was refreshed, her body didn't ache, she was in a warm bed, she- 'WAIT. Bed?' she opened her eyes, and nearly screamed when she saw she was in a small sparsely decorated, if you were generous, room, sleeping on a futon. 'What the hell happened last night! This isn't my room, this isn't fourth division, this isn't Tou-san's, Kaa-san's, Nii-san's, or any of my Oji-san's room, and I certainly don't think this is Sukebe's room. This isn't my office, and this sure as hell isn't the tree I fell asleep in last night! Kuchikukan! What happened!'

'I'm sorry Yumi but I don't know. I had to recover after yesterday.' He responded.

Through a small opening in the door way the cat from last night walked in. "Oh, Kitty-dono! How are you? Is this your home?" she chuckled feeling a bit better, "So would you like to tell me how I got here Kitty-dono?" the cat seemed to smile at her, then again, she just woke up.

She heard a distinctly male chuckle and tensed. "Interesting, you show a natural curiosity, but seem to lack the enthusiasm to explore."

'…that sounds like!' she almost jumped out of bed, "My father always taught me not to intrude into people's homes, so while I have no idea as to how I got here, I think I might grant the home owner the privilege to their privacy, ne, Kitty-dono?" she said with heavy sarcasm, directing the end portion to the cat. The cat seemed to be enjoying the attention it was getting as Yumi began to pet it.

Another chuckle, and the door slid open, "You seem quite assured that my cat can understand you." A man in green steps in. literally, he wore a green shirt that seemed more like a robe that was cut off at the hips and tied in front, along with green pants. It seems only his accessories held anything but green. He wore a black coat with a white diamond trim along the bottom, and a white and green bucket hat that his messy blond hair stuck out from under, accompanied with this was a cane in his hand, and geta* on his feet.

Her breath caught. Then she whispered barely loud enough for her own ears to pick up, "Urahara-san…" her hands stopped stroking the black cat, and one of them unconsciously reached up to touch the braided choker on her neck.

"Kisuke, stop playing games," the cat said in a very manly voice.

"Yoruichi-dono?" Yumi said in disbelief.

"Oh, Yoruichi-san, you're the one sitting there pretending to be a cat," he responded to the cat.

"The jig is up Kisuke," she said then looked at Yumi, "It's been a long time, Yumi-chan."

"YUMI-CHAN?" Kisuke practically shrieks, "Where? Where is my sweet, sweet Yumi-chan!"

"Kisuke open your eyes!" Yoruichi ordered him.

"I still don't see her! You can't mean that this young lady in front of us is my small little Yumi-chan!" he argued with the cat.

Yumi was painstakingly disconcerted by all this adoration that was apparently directed at her, but not at her… she was also confused. 'Since when has Urahara-san ever referred to me like this?'

'Maybe it's how he has come to think of you in these past hundred years.' Kuchikukan supplied,

'Maybe…' Yumi wasn't convinced, if anything she believed that Urahara was doing this on purpose to mess with her. 'Oh well, might as well be a bad ass while I'm at it.' Yumi stood, and walked towards Kisuke, although she couldn't see his eyes because of his hat, she could see his body tense, and his facial muscles tighten with uncertainty. Stopping a good feet before him, she noticed Yoruichi had followed and stood off to the side watching. She reached up and untied the choker from her neck with on hand, and grabbed on his with her other. Obviously he was curious because if he hadn't of wanted her to touch him she wouldn't have been able to, this she was confident about. Then she took her choker and placed it front side down into his hand so that it wouldn't consume his reiatsu, "Thanks for this. It's helped me more than I'll ever know." She gave him a small smile before walking over to Yoruichi, "So why exactly are you a cat right now?"

Yoruichi chuckled, "Am I not good enough for you as a cat?"

"No, it's not that, but I feel like if I hugged you as you are now, well, I might crush your adorable kitty body," Yumi said with a grin.

Suddenly the room was filled with smoke. Yumi coughed a bit, but almost broke out laughing and let's face it, nearly died from lack of oxygen. In front of her stood a very curvy, very naked, Yoruichi. While Yoruichi may have been grinning, Yumi could feel a dark aura coming from the cat woman. "What's so funny Yumi?" she asked casually.

Laughter subsiding from a tinge of fear Yumi decided why the hell not, "It's just I thought I might have to get a few drinks in you first before you started taking your clothes off for me," she deadpanned.

Kisuke had a nose bleed, nobody cared, let's face it; perverted shop keepers get nose bleeds.

Yoruichi started laughing, "Where did you get that sense of humor? I wouldn't have pegged the Sou-taicho as one to teach you those kinds of jokes."

Yumi was suddenly very quiet, "No, he didn't teach me those… You know, I'm going to go lay down." And she walked back to the futon and lays down, true to her words. Furthermore she grabbed the blanket and pulled it over her head.

Kisuke, now a fully capable human, shinigami, being shot a glance at Yoruichi, who just shrugged her naked shoulders. They walked over to Yumi and sat on either side of her. Yoruichi, thankfully, did not sit down cross-legged. "Yumi," Yoruichi started, awaiting a response. All she received was some small movements and a sigh. "Yumi," she bagan again, "not that we don't care for you, but why are you here? You should be in the Soul Society."

There was shaking under the blanket. Kisuke carefully pulled the blanket to reveal a quietly sobbing Yumi. "What happened?" he asked concerned.

"I- I- I don't know… One minute I'm having a great day, then suddenly I'm accused of attacking Taichos." She gasps out between sobs.

"If you didn't do it then why are you here?" Yoruichi asks confused.

"I don't know, but Kuchikukan and I felt something just wrong with it all. I couldn't sense reiatsu at all; I couldn't even find Tou-san. And when we tried to escape, the first Taicho to find us was Tousen Taicho. He wasn't even supposed to be anywhere near there…"

Kisuke and Yoruichi shared a knowing look. But then Kisuke asks, "If Tousen was there then how did you get out?"

Yumi opens her eyes, and looks at Kisuke, who just happened to be sitting on the side she was facing, reaching out her fingers graze her choker that had remained in his hand. "This. It somehow made me stronger, and I was able to stop him long enough to get away. That and Kuchikukan was with me."

Yoruichi and Kisuke were both thoroughly bewildered by her last statement. They both had one question prominent in their minds: who was Kuchikukan?

Chapter End

[A/N] This chapter is amazingly shorter than the last one, but I really didn't want to go too far into the relationship between the Kisuke, Yoruichi, and Yumi, that and next chapter I wanted to do the pendulum arc in relation to Yumi, so I figured here was the best place to stop.

Shikai*- first stage zanpakuto release

Hado*- way of destruction/ offensive kido

No*- used to mean number

Go Jyuu Hachi*- 58

Tenran*- A hado spell that sends a widening tornado like blast towards the target.

Bakudo*- Way of binding/ binding kido

Nana Jyuu Go*- 75

Gochutekkan*- A bakudo spell that summons five incredibly tall and thick pillars which are connected to each other by chains to pin a target to the ground.

Geta*- traditional Japanese sandals. The clogs in the nickname 'hat 'n clogs'

Thank you for reading! Please let me know what you thought of this chapter, I'm a little iffy about it. And remember! It is what it is, until it isn't anymore, unless it was never what it was to begin with!