Author's Note: I'm going to combine the sports festival and the culture festival mainly because they're kind of short... Though if it was an animation it would obviously be longer. ie. race 35 second air time maybe.. while in a fan fiction it would be one line, one and 1/3 maxium. And there we go! Enjoy.
Note for Readers! IMPORTANT, please read: Hello, I'm here to tell you something! The sport festival section does not really have many IchiRuki themes to it.. It's mainly Keigo making fun of Tatsuki and everyone being.. idiots... So go to the culture festival section is you want IchiRuki... themes! xD
Disclaimer: No ownage of Bleach. If I did. It probabaly a lot shorter and would be half as funny.
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It was the day of the sports festival and everyone was excited. Even Ichigo was excited. "A whole day of without learning. This is my kind of festival.." Rukia said as she entered the school gates with Ichigo. The two walked to Ishida and Chad who were there early. "Tell me about it. It's the best festival that was ever invented." Ichigo agreed. "Best of all no volleyball, basketball, and/or those other terrible sports.." she gleefully caroled. "Just brings tears to your eyes doesn't it? It's okay to cry." "Heh.. Very cute." she commented sarcastically.
"Thank you." he bowed.
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"I'm so excited!" Tatsuki rejoiced as she walk towards the two with Orihime, "I'm going to take a short jog. Anyone want to join me?"
"I will!" Orihime said and the two left.
"Hey Mizuiro. Hey Keigo." Ichigo greeted his two friend as they walked by.
"Hello!" Keigo greet slowly/loudly high-fiving Ichigo.
Keigo watched as Orihime and Tatsuki slowly came jogging. Right when Tatsuki came walking towards the group, Keigo tripped her. Why? Who knows.. Maybe he was just bored. Maybe he just liked to get on other's nerves. Everyone was surprised that she fell for it. "Arisawa-san you're such a beach (not bleach xD) whale!" Keigo blurred out after she fell. He then started laughing. "Beach.. Whale...?" they all asked him. "You know.. Like when a whale is on the beach and cannot get up..." Keigo explained. "Oh!" the all awed and hit their fist to their hand. A few of them laughed when they finally understood what he meant. "I'm not a whale!" Tatsuki growled.
"Yes you are!" he argued.
"How am I a whale?!"
"You fell!"
"That was nothing to do with it you dimwit!"
"It has everything to do with it!"
"Shut it or I'll punch you out with my fist."
"You don't have fists. You're a whale, you have fins... Are you pretending that you're a human again?"
"I'm going to kill you!"
"You'll have to catch me first! It won't not be fast though. You're not in water so you might be a little slow." Keigo pestered as he spanked his butt and looked at her.
"Asano!" she screamed as she chased him.
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"Attention students." a voice from the speakers annouced, "Every student will be in at least one event. To make things easier, we have randomly assigned each student to an event. The list is posted on the window."
The gang went to go check out the list. They were all assigned fun events. Some of them would be assigned two, while others just one. For the time being only the first few events where posted.
"The hell?! Bread eating contest." Tatsuki complained, "Sport fest. does not like me this year.."
"I would predict that that is an extreme problem for you.." Keigo stated out of nowhere. She glared at him, knowing that he would say something stupid.
"Why's that?" she asked just for the heck of it.
"Because whales would rather eat krill or zoo plankton... Which do you prefer?"
"I'm not a whale!"
"Okay zoo plankton it is!"
"Keigo I'm not a whale! Gah you're so annoying!" she growled and stormed off.
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"The shooting contest is about to start!"
"AHH!" all the student cried as the shot for the basket. Ichigo's first shot, miss. Next shot, miss. Another? Miss?! "Why do I keep missing?!" He thought to himself. Then, he realized that he kept on missing because something kept on hitting him on the head. "Kuchiki-san! The basket is up there.. Are you aiming for my head?!" Ichigo snapped. She paused. "Yes.." she nodded dryly.
"Well, stop it!"
"Make me!" she cried as she threw more softballs at him.
"Two can play that game!" Ichigo screamed as he threw softballs back at her.
They screamed as they continuously threw softballs at each other.
"Should we stop them..? The event ended already.." Mizuiro asked his friends "I don't know... They both are pretty stubborn.. They belong together.." Ishida replied. The four boys nodded.
They were still at it until Ichigo got hit on the head hard by a softball and collapsed. "I win!" Rukia cheered. They all sighed.
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"Next, is the borrowing race."
"Looks like you're assigned that one Kuchiki-san." Orihime told her.
"Yeah. Sound fun." she smiled and when to the starting line. The whistle blew and Rukia sprint so quickly to the table. She made it there before anyone. She really was fast. The card she got said 'idiot.' "Idiot?" she pondered, "Ichigo.. or Asano-kun.." She had to think about it. It was a tough one. "Well, they both are complete idiots... but Ichigo is book smart. So."
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"Kuchiki-san is running towards me!" Keigo scream happily. "Asano-kun. Would you come with me?" she asked him. "Of course! Anything for you!"
"Could it be---" Tastuki wondered. "Good choice Kuchiki-san.." Ishida commented hitching his glasses.
She ran to the finish line with Keigo and was in first place.
"So what did you have to borrow? 'Someone you love?' 'Someone you admire?' 'A hot guy?' Come on, you can tell me."
Rukia ripped the paper and threw it in the air. "I-I-I-It said..."
"Great choice Kuchiki-san!" a fellow classmate said, "I would have picked him too, but I knew you would have."
"What does he mean?"
"It's nothing!" she chuckled.
"Okay... So what was it then?"
"Uh.. The next event is going to start soon! We should get ready."
"Yeah, but first tell me what it was."
"Uh.. Uh.. Uh.. Someone with.. brown hair?"
"Well that's boring."
"I know.. What cha going do?"
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"Bread eating contest."
"What kind of event is this..?" Tatsuki sighed as she waited for it to start.
"Fight Arisawa-san, fight! Whale power!"
"Asano, Keigo.. Hit by train, 5:30 pm."
"Go!" the announcer declared.
"Give me a W-H-A-L-E! Whale! Whoo! Just pretend that you're in the ocean and that it is zoo plankton bre---" he was interrupted by bread being swung hard to his head. "Maybe you should lay off the whale jokes for now." Mizuiro suggested. Keigo agreed and grabbed the bread. He wanted to know what kind of bread it was. "Super spicy curry! Ah!" he screamed as he ran for water. "Double karma.." Mizuiro laughed.
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"Sorry students, it's starting to rain so sports fest. will have to be cancelled this year."
All the students awe. They were disappointed that they could not have finished their festival.
"So go home!"
"What do we do now Ichigo?"
"I guess we go home.." END.
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"Good morning class! The culture festival will be in two days. What should our theme be?"
"Haunted house!" one student suggested. "Cafe!" said another.
"Come on! We're class 1-3! We should have a better theme!" their teacher complained. The student murmured and chatting for a long while. Trying think of a theme for their culture fest.
"How about a rabbit cafe?" Rukia suggested. "No rabbits. No cafe." Ichigo immediately snapped. Re-ject-ed.
"Why not?!" the violet-eyed girl screamed.
"Lord knows what horrid creation you'd 'draw' for the decoration. I can already smell the Chappies.." He began to twitch as he imagined 'Invasion of the Chappies.'
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Ichigo's P.O.V.: So we ended up with a cosplay cafe. At least they're no Chappies.. Crap.. This is an Anime.. Can Rukia hear me? (Looks at her) Apparently not. Why am I dressed up as Ranma and Rukia, Akane?
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Flashback: "Hurry and pick one from the basket you two!" Keigo whined as Ichigo and Rukia took their time.
"Who did you get, Kurosaki-kun?"
"Ranma... from Ranma 1/2 and you..?"
"Uh.." she stalled. He looked at her curiously and asked her again. "A-kane... from Ranma 1/2..."
"Oh my gawd! It's like destiny that you two got a couple. That's amazing!" Keigo congratulated the two.
"You had something to do with this.. Didn't you?" Ichigo glared. "Of course not!" Keigo denied as he and Mizuiro put the basket with the random characters on top of the ones Ichigo and Rukia picked from. (There was one for boys and the other for girls.)
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Ichigo's P.O.V.: That's right.. Stupid Keigo.. Don't know how he did it... but, damn him.. And this weather too.. raining on (again..) the day of culture fest..
Normal P.O.V.: "Ran-ma! Look there's Akane. Go give her a kiss!" Keigo caroled as he approached Ichigo.
"I don't ever recall Ranma and Akane kissing, Ash.. (Pokemon)."
"That may be true, but, in a sense, he does admit his love for her!"
"Ah.. Touche, but there's no way I'm kissing her."
"Fine, fine.. At least admit your love for her."
"There's no such thing!" he screamed while sending Keigo flying with a punch.
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"Heh, glad we had a cosplay cafe.. All these girls are dressed up as Anime characters." Keigo stated putting his hands behind his head and leaning against the wall.
"I know what you mean Keigo." Mizuiro agreed.
"Are you two staring at the girls?!" Tatsuki asked angrily.
"No! We're admiring them! As any healthy high school boy would. Right Ichigo?!"
'It's already raining... What else could go wrong?!' he thought to himself as he and Rukia were setting up the tables.
"Tell them Ichigo. It's perfectly normal for guys to like butts and boobs. Right?!"
"Uh..." he was distributing the utensils.
"Tell them Ichigo!!"
"I prefer..." he pause for a long while, "the wenis..?"
"What..?"
"Um, you know.. elbows.."
"Really?" the both asked quite questionably. Ichigo just nodded. Obviously he was lying, but what could he do? He can't just say that he liked boobs now. It was too late..
"Whoa, that's deep man.."
"I do what I can." he joked, "Hey Rukia do you--" he began as he poked her elbow. She turned around and slapped him as a response.
"What was that for?! I just wanted to ask you where the extra spoons were!"
"You touched my elbow! Pervert!"
'Oh.. That's right.. Stupid Keigo..'
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"Hey... students... We're almost out of cakes..." their teacher dully said.
"Who bought most of them..?" Orihime asked.
"That guy!" Michichuru yelled as she point to the guy in the white shirt walking out of the door. He turned around.
"L?!" Tastuki and Orihime gasped, "You're not even in this Anime!!"
"Wouldn't that make sense if he were here though... I mean, it's a cosplay cafe.."
"Yeah, but he wasn't in the basket... and only the workers are allowed to cosplay.."
"Sorry, not that guy.. That one.." Michichuru apologized pointing to the guy wearing a kimono halfway.
"Gintoki?! You weren't in the basket either, or in this Anime.. or this time era!" Tatsuki screamed, she was so confused, "Really, you two should stop eating sweets.."
"Whoopdy-flippen-doo.. Cake shortage." Ichigo said weakly. He was too preoccupied with reading his JUMP. "I wish I have Bankai like that." he commented.
"That character looks like you.. Doesn't he?" Rukia hitching her swirled glasses. Wait since when did she, or Akane, wear glasses.
"Not even! I'm so much hotter than he could ever be. I'm so hot, I make him look like ice.."
"Don't ever say that again..." she glared.
"Well, this girl right here kind of looks like you."
"Hah! She wished that she did! I'm obviously taller."
"You... Tall?! Hah!"
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"It's means that you're short! Bleh!" he replied and blew raspberries at her. She punched him in the face. He really should have seen that coming.
"You two... Mr. and Mrs. Kurosaki! Get off your lazy asses and make more cakes!" their teacher scolded.
"Why us?" they both complained, "Wait.. Mister and Misses?!"
"Because everyone else is working or is on break!" she scolded as she hit them both on the head with Ichigo's JUMP.
"But that doesn't explain..."
"NOW!"
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"Cake.. Is boring to.. make.." Ichigo whined as he stirred the batter.
"Stop complaining.. The sooner you finish, the better."
"Me?! Aren't you supposed to help me?"
"I'm too busy.."
"Yeah.. With reading my JUMP!" he pointed at her with the wooden spoon and she stuck her tongue out at him.
"Get up!" he complained.
"No." she crossed her arms. He then flicked cake batter at her face. She sent him a death glare. "What the hell was that for, bastard?!"
"There's more where that came from if you don't get up and help me!" he teased. "It can't be help.." she sighed as she walked up to him. She gathered a big chunk of cake batter and smashed it into his face. She then laughed.
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"I'm going to check on the two love birds." Ishida declared as he saw that the cake supply was running very low.
Meanwhile, Ichigo stepped to throw cake batter at Rukia, but slipped on a banana peel. (how odd..) He landed right on top of her.
"What's taking you two so long to make those damn cakes?!" he paused, turned around, and hitched his glasses. (Did he really think that that was cool?) "I'm sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. Just get those cakes finished."
"How embarrassing.. It was only Ishida though.." Ichigo stated and Rukia agreed. "We should clean up a little.."
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"Where are those two?!" Tatsuki yelled. They were starting to lose their customers to the other classes because of their cake shortage.
"They're having a moment.." Ishida answered.
"There's no time for your jokes."
"It's not a joke. Ichigo was right on top of her."
She scuffed at his response. "Yeah right." she began as she walked to the baking room, "You expect me to believe that Ichigo would do such a thing at school. Do you not know how long I've known--" She opened the door.
"Ah!" Rukia screamed as slipped and landed on Ichigo. Tatsuki then saw the two. "Oh.. Pardon.. Wrong room.." she said slowly and closed the door. "I didn't see anything." she denied.
"Tatsuki too?!"
"Sorry... It was my fault this time."
"No. It's okay. She won't tell anyone. Let's just finish these cakes.."
'He sounds upset..' Rukia thought to herself.
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"All right! Culture Fest. is done (Yay..!) and we came in second! Why second? Because these two numbskulls took too long to bake the cakes. Yay!"
"Is a teacher allowed to call her students 'numbskulls?'" Ichigo asked Rukia. "I guess.. It's not like she's calling us 'dumb asses' or anything."
"Since these dumb asses--" (R: There she goes; and she sounds so happy... ) "took so long to bake simple cakes, they're are going to clean the room. Doesn't that sound fun?"
'Not exactly.' they both thought in their heads.
"You know Ichigo... You'd think that I'd want to trade place with you at the moment.. but I hate cleaning. So yeah"
"Thanks.. You're a real pal." he said sarcastically. 'Wait.. Is he trying to get with Kuchiki-san or is he trying to get me and her together...? He makes no sense.."
"Well, see you two tomorrow. Ichigo, try not to make a move on Kuchiki-san. If you can't help it, keep it PG, okay?"
"Like I'd ever!"
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"Finally done!" Ichigo sighed after the cleaning was done.
"Today was the first time that I've ever cleaned.. It was.. tiresome.. but fun."
"First time you cleaned?" Ichigo trailed off remembering a time when he and "the little girl he once knew who he thinks is Rukia" had to clean after making a mess with finger paints.
"Yeah.. because I always remember having someone do it for me.."
"If you think its so fun, then why don't you just clean my house."
"Nahh." she said as she made a face at him.
"That's attractive.."
"Who said that I was trying to attract you?"
"Who said that I'd want to get attracted to you." he stated as he looked away blushing.
"Are you blushing?!"
"No!"
"If you say so..." she laughed, "We should go now.. The rain is getting stronger." He agreed and they were about to go until... a thunderbolt struck.
"Um, you go on ahead. I just remembered... I have something important to do.. Please excuse me." the black haired said as she crawling into the coat room.
"No one would have something important to do in the coat room!" he shouted after she closed the door behind her. He walked up to the coat room door and opened the door. What Ichigo had found surprised him.
She turned away when the door was opened. She didn't want him to see her like this. She was weak just because of something stupid like that? Thunder? Rukia was curled into a ball.. slightly crying. Why did Ichigo have to see her like that? Him of all people!
"Are you okay, Kuchiki-san? Is it the thunder that scared you?" the boy asked concerned.
"Yeah.. I'm fine. I do this every time.. alone."
"Every time alone? What do you mean? Where was everyone?"
"I'd rather not talk about it..."
"Oh I understand." There was a silence. Rukia crawled to the door and closed it.
"Don't close the door on me!"
"Leave me alone! Really I'm fine. You should go home! Your family is waiting." she said trying to get him to leave. "Your lucky.." she whispered to herself.
"Shut up, you little brat!" he screamed while slamming the door open. She was shocked and look up at him.
"Listen. You don't always have to act so tough in front of me." he sighed, "I don't know what your circumstances were before you moved here, but you have good friends here; and friends are always there for each other. That does include me thank you very much. I'll always be there for you if you need me. No matter what. Go it?!"
She sniffed and looked at him while wiping a tear from her face. Though, she wasn't crying about the thunder that time.
"Now come out of the coat room. I'm here for you, Kuchiki-san." he ended reaching him arm out to her. Then there was a thunder again. Thinking about what he said, she quickly jump out of the closet and into his arms.
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"Yeah I feel bad about making the two of them clean the room by themselves too." Keigo and Mizuiro were walking toward their classroom door.
"Good thing we all came back to help them." Mizuiro smile.
"Yeah!" The two approached the door and opened it. They gasp. What they found was Ichigo and Rukia sitting on the floor and Ichigo had his arm wrapped around her.
"He's touching her wenis!"
"It was a joke! Oh my gawd! Keigo why don't you just drop dead?"
"I told you he'd make a move on her!"
"I'm not!"
"He's lying Kuchiki-san! He just wants your wenis!"
"I was only kidding!"
"So you like boobs then?"
"I guess.."
"He's after your boobs!"
"She doesn't have any!" Rukia punched him across the face and stood up. "The thunder has stop.. I guess I'll be going home now. See you later Kurosaki-kun." she spoke calmly and exited the door.
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I do not own L or Gintoki or Ranma or Akane or.. Ah! the characters okay?! The characters!