I don't own Hannah Montana

When Jackson was done cleaning his room he went back downstairs to join Lily and Miley.

"Jackson boy," Miley said as she saw him walking glumly downstairs, "have you been crying?"

"No," Jackson lied.

"By the look of your face…you have," Lily pointed out.

"No I have not," Jackson lied again.

"Come on Jackson," Miley said, "just tell us."

"Bye children, I'm going shopping," Tina said as she fast-walked downstairs through the door.

Miley rolled her eyes and looked at Jackson.

"She hit me," Jackson confessed.

"No," Lily said in a I-don't-believe-it-tone.

Jackson turned his head and the mark was still there.

"Whoa!" Lily said as though she had never seen a hand mark in someone's face before.

Miley picked up her phone.

"Miles what are you doing?" Jackson asked.

"I'm callin' daddy," she told him.

"NO!" Jackson yelled as he grabbed the phone from her.

"How come?" Miley asked, "he has to know."

"Tina told me that if I told anybody she was going to leave me without food for three months and she said that she'll also do something that's going to make me wish that I was never born," Jackson explained.

"Wow Jackson," Miley said, "I've never seen you this upset before."

"That's because I've never been slapped on the face before."

"Look we'll get her for you," Lily suddenly said.

"Lily no," Miley told her, "if we do then she'll know that Jackson told and might hurt him again."

"Well then how are we going to get rid of her?" Lily asked.

"Guess we're not," Miley said.

"Oh man," Lily whined, "I had tons of good ideas."

Tina skipped through the door. "Heeeeeeellllo!" she sang in her annoying tone of voice.

"Hello Tina," everyone said in a bad mood.

"Not acceptable!" Tina shouted at them, "you'll refer to me as 'mom.'"

Jackson, Miley, and Lily looked at each other.

"Boing," Lily whispered to them.

"What?" Tina asked.

"Nothing," Lily said in a frightened voice.

Tina put her bags on the table and went upstairs to change.

"She's quite a shopper," Jackson said, "look at al these bags." There were about forty bags.

"Yeah what's in them anyway?" Lily asked, "potions? Goblins? Bat Wings? A black cat?"

"Enough," Miley told her.

Tina suddenly walked downstairs.

"Hey um Tina," Miley said, "what's inside those bags?"

"Photographs," Tina answered.

"Photographs? In big bags? Really?" Miley asked. Look at whose wasting the trees she thought.

"There's a lot of pictures here of my Snuggle Puss, and me" Tina said as she giggled.

"Snuggle Puss?" Jackson whispered.

"And I repeat 'boing,'" Lily whispered to him.

"I HEARD THAT!" Tina screamed at her as she grabbed Lily by the hair.

"OW! OW! OW! YOW!" Lily cried out.

"Tina stop!" Miley yelled as she tried to pull her off Lily, "stop it! She didn't do anything wrong!" she still tried to pull Tina off.

"Let go of me!" Tina shouted as she turned around and scratched Miley on the arm with her nails. She let go of Lily's hair and stormed out of the room.