Episode 6:
Let Me Tell You Two Things
-Classroom scene, where Kagami gets scolded for sleeping, but Kuroko wasn't-
Aomine: Dang, your lack of presence is really useful, Tetsu.
Momoi: Dai-chan...
-Aida explains about the special bread-
Murasakibara: … I want one too.
Imayoshi: -whistles- your captain is scary.
Kuroko: … '3x training... that is nothing against Akashi-kun's training menu.'
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Izuki: Pan pun! I'm a genius!
Hyuuga: Die, Izuki.
-Cafeteria scene-
Akashi: … Kagami, are you sure you grew up in America?
Kagami: Huh? Of course I did.
Midorima: … your Engrish sucks.
Kagami: Oi!
Himuro: Ah, they also use Japanese at home, like mine.
Murasakibara: Muro-chin is better though.
Himuro: Ahaha... Thanks, Atsushi.
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Hayama: Crowd surfing? That looks epic, man. I wanna try that too!
Akashi: Go on. You be the board, and I'll stand on you.
Takai: Pffft. Yeah, and bring a whip with you too. Ahahahaha!
Akashi: Nice idea, Takao. That way I can 'calm' the 'waves'.
Everyone: … -sweatdrops-
Akashi: … I was joking.
Everyone: -It doesn't look like he's even joking!-
...
Fukui: Their first-years are useless.
Kagami, Furihata, Fukuda, and Kawahara: ...
…
Midorima: As expected: Only Kuroko can manage the task.
Akashi: Hn. Of course Kuroko is many times better than them. I was the one who trained him after all.
Seirin: -sweatdrops-
Murasakibara: Kuro-chin, buy me one too.
-Kuroko bites on Iberian pork sandwich-
Momoi: -bites on her handkerchief- kaaah! I want to see Tetsu-kun's happy face too!
-Kagami eats his super large BLT sandwich-
Kuroko: I'm surprised that Kagami-kun could cook so good, even if he doesn't care about the taste.
Himuro: … It's natural talent.
Aomine: Just like his black-hole stomach.
Midorima: And his gravity-defying jumps.
Kagami: Oi! Are those compliments, or insults?!
-Aida shows them a picture of a kitten by mistake-
Momoi: Kyaaah! So Tetsu-kun also likes cute things! -writes it down on her notebook-
-Papa criticizes the Generation of Miracles-
Akashi: ... -frowns- I hope you crushed them thoroughly, Kuroko.
Aomine: -yawns-
Kise and Midorima: -no care-
Murasakibara: -continues eating snacks-
Kuroko: ...
-Papa mistakes Kuroko as a child-
Takao: HAHAHAHA! That's the best one so far! HAHAHA!
Kuroko: … please shut up, Takao-kun.
Takao: Pfffft! -snickers-
-Papa thinks the GoM are children-
Everyone: -snickers-
Takao: HAHAHAHAHA! I'm starting to like that fellow!
Murasakibara: Mou! I'm not a child!
Kise: Hey! That's a mean thing to say! Kurokocchi, go crush them!
Aomine: Next time we're going to face them, I'll show him...!
Everyone: -snickers harder-
Takao: -laughs harder-
Akashi: Kazunari.
Everyone: -dead silent-
Akashi: Good. Kuroko, I hope you at least doubled their score.
Midorima: …
Kuroko: ...
-Game starts-
Akashi: Seirin, what are you doing, letting them get the first shot? I'm disappointed.
Mibuchi: 'We also let Seirin score first during our match... but I won't remind him.'
-Ending song, special frame-
Akashi: Why is he even featured there? Though I admit, he looks ridiculous.
Takao: Pffft!
Midorima: … you really hate being called a 'child' that much?
Akashi: Of course, because it's not true.
Mibuchi: -whispers to Midorima- It's the height.
Midorima: ...