Fred Weasley. You Weasleys are very original with name choices aren't you?
Uh. Sure. You gonna sort me mate? Or just insult my family?
Not insulting. Just pointing out.
Right. Um, well, like I said. You going to sort me?
All in good time my friend. Say, which house do you think you belong in?
Uh. Gryffindor? Most of my family are there. But, I don't think I'm that brave. Maybe Hufflepuff?
I think you underestimate yourself Fred.
Really? James said I'd be Hufflepuff for sure.
Who sorts here?
You?
Precisely. I don't think you're Hufflepuff.
Well I'm not smart enough for Ravenclaw. And I'm not brave so...
Slytherin!
Wait. You sorted me into Slytherin?
No. I only said that to you to see your reaction. Gryffindor not sounding so bad anymore?
Uh. I guess not.
GRYFFINDOR!