Chapter Six. A Brief Rock Concert

Argh! I'm annoyed at going ahead in the story and still only posting the sixth chapter when I'm already writing chapter fifteen so good news! I'm going to try and upload the story more often!

The Greil Mercenaries traveled through the forest, complaining. "It's too hot here…"Lenora stated.

"Frederick ran away..." Ike sobbed.

"It's way too damned hot in this forest!" Soren spat.

"We have to go to sub-human country…" Shinon muttered.

"I'm tired." Mist announced.

"I'm sad." said Rolf.

"I'm damned bored!" exclaimed Boyd.

"My horse keeps cursing…" Oscar muttered.

"I think I'm getting a heat stroke." Rhys said worriedly.

"I'm hungry." complained Elincia.

"My horse is threatening to play the base guitar if we don't get out of this forest really soon." Titania warned.

"My subordinates are idiots." declared Greil.

Then Gatrie roared, "IT'S SO HOT IN HERE!!!!!!!! MY GOSH, RHYS!!! AND YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET A HEAT STROKE!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I HAVE TO WEAR THIS STUPID SHITTY ARMOUR EVERY DAMN DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AND I'M SO DAMNED TIRED!!!!!!!!" Mist shouted.

"Shut up Mist, you moron, you! You already complained!" Ike yelled.

"Hey, let's split up into groups." said Soren.

"Okay. Gatrie and Shinon will come with me. The rest of you go some other way." Greil replied.

"Okay!" said Ike as he led the rest of the group a different way than Greil, Shinon, and Gatrie.

"Ike, look! Daein soldiers!" Lenora exclaimed as she pointed at the soldiers.

"Oh, crap! Mist, Rolf, you two need to keep the princess safe while we deal with these hunks of nincompoop." said Ike.

"Don't worry! I never lose at hide-and-seek!" boasted Rolf as he, Mist, and Elincia started climbing trees.

"Okay they'll be fine." said Boyd as he and the other mercenaries charged into the clearing where the enemies were.

"We've spotted the mercenaries!" shouted General Emil.

"Crap." said Ike. But then, Titania's horse reared up and threw her off. Then the horse stood on her hind legs and started rocking out with a base guitar that she found out of nowhere!

Soldiers started screaming in agony: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

"THE BASE GUITAR ATTACK!!!!!!!!"

"OH DEAR ASHERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"RUN!!!!!"

"ASHERA HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!"

"I'M DYING!!!!! I'M DYING!!!!!! I'M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"HEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!"

"OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THIS IS WORSE THAN WATCHING GENERAL PETRINE DISCO DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!" this gave the mercenaries and Mist, Rolf, and the princess time to escape.

"I don't know how, but we made it…" said Ike.

"BROTHER WE IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!" screamed Mist.

"My lord Ike!" greeted Elincia.

"Mist! Princess, Rolf… Are you all well?"

"Yep! We're fine." said Rolf.

"Is this Gallia? We made it, didn't we? We're safe now, right? I thought I would feel different, but I don't." Complained Mist.

"This is all due to your efforts. Thank you…" said Elincia.

"Princess Elincia…" Ike said, trying to act like a cheesy romantic.

"It's still too early to rest easy. The others haven't rejoined us yet." Soren said.

"Ah!" Elincia exclaimed, embarrassed that she acted stupid in front of the mean little bastard.

"We are talking about the commander. I don't think there's anything to worry about." Titania tried to reassure everyone.

"Father… Shinon… Gatrie… Princess Elincia, I'm afraid we're going to have to part ways here."

"But what do you mean?" asked the dumb princess.

"I don't have confidence in them. I'm gonna save them." Ike replied

"What? No, Ike! I'm going to stay with you!" yelled Mist.

"Listen to me, Mist! We must do it this way so that everyone gets out of here alive!" Ike shouted.

"Mm…"

"Father and I will catch up to you right away! Don't worry Father or I ever broken a promise to you?"

"Well… no… YEAH, YOU HAVE!!! … All right, then. We'll go ahead." (Mist was probably acting stupid because she was having a heat stroke)

"Thank you, Mist. We'll see you soon." said Titania.

"All right. Titania… Please take care of my brother. Promise?"

"You have my word on it."

"Oscar… Boyd… Don't get killed out there, all right?"

"Rolf…" said Oscar.

"Knock it off, both of you! You're like a couple of old women. We're gonna be fine. Nothing bad's gonna happen while I'm around!"

"Hey, everyone! Elincia gave me a staff! My crush gave me a staff!" exclaimed Rhys after Mist, Rolf, and Elincia left.

"Let's get moving! Where to, Soren?" asked Ike.

"We go east on the road we used before. Let's find the commander before the enemy reinforcements show up." Soren replied.

"Too bad Frederick isn't here to save us…" Titania actually said.

"Oh, can it with that stupid rubber chicken!" said Boyd.

"Yeah! Shut-up and let's go search for the others." said Lenora.

I should have called this chapter A Brief Rock Concert of Death. At first it was called A Brief Distraction because I couldn't think of anything. When it comes to thinking of a title to a chapter I always make the title be based on the name of the chapter in the game. So yeah, that's right. Titania's horse can play the bass guitar.