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BREAKING BAD
walt passed out and had a dream about Jesse being the Vampire
"ahhhh mr white i feel like i thinkiing i am transofrmoting!" jesse said.
"no jesse don't let it do this to you please." walter said. he was crying. jesse grew fangs and his hair looked like edward cullens now but he was cool because he was jesse and not a fag like edward cullen because twilight is fucking gay.
"mr white i'm a fucking vampire bitch."
walteer screeemd and ran into his bedroom. then he woke up and saw hank. he woke up from his dream!
"walt? what u doing man? What're you guys doing?" hank said. he saw jesse and walt dressed up as methmen or methamateers as their known as in the meth biz (a/n: i kno this be how they say things, i just know this ok? DON'T FUCKING ASK HOW)
"we are cooking. we;re cooking ok?" walt said. ad least he was telling the truth. it was the least he gould do for poor hanky.
"cooking what?" hank said. he was very confused.
"we're making cookies. blue cookies." jesse said.
"OHEE! oh boy i love cooking are ya making cookies"" hank said all high pitched.
"yes." walter said.
"can i help and watch?" hank said.
"sure!" walter said. he was surprised hank was retarded enough to notsee they were makin meth but ok.
hank helped them make the meth but he didn't knoiw it was meth because he thought it was cookies but it wasn't really cookies it was meth!
"why do the cockies look likel meth?" hank said.
"Er uh I mean special blue crystal cookies" walter siad.
"BECAUE YOU MADE THEM WRONG BITCH." jesse screamed at hank. hank just dint get it. hank ated a cookie but it was really meth he ate.
"wait these don't taste liek cookies wtf" hank said. he was weirded out seriously.
"Err uhhh I guess YOU MADE THEM WRONG. I'm gonna go throw these away so badness doesn't fucking happen to your tummy no more." Walt then drives away and sells the meth to mexicans. actually he was dreaming about that because walt wanted to sell meth BAD so he could build a new castle.
"Wow that's so weird I thought I was making them good" hank said. he was pretty sad but kind happy i guess. it'd be hard ot tell with hank if you were there. "the crowd laughed at hank's funny joke as he looked at the camera. APPLAUSE the sign at the studio or stewdio said Meanwhile jesse was at mr. Clucks chicken. he ran away to get away from hank. hank left tho, walt pooped in hapyynes because he was full of most gladness that his moist brother in law was gone. he almost catched him making themeth!
walt went into a room.
he saw a tape. he was scared about jesse missing so he put in the VCER. It was hank sitting in from of the camera.
"i am an fbi agent." hank said.
he touched his nibbles and made sounds that soundeed like "boop boop"
"huh? what the fuckity fuck was that. i better find jessy." walt said. he took out his gold ipad and called him.
"yo bitch is yor gassy gay brother in law who's a secrety agent for the law gone?" jesse said.
"yessy jesse. YESSE I want to talk to you, i have a most sceifnetifickal idea that we must discuss in private.' walter said.
"ok bitch." jesse said. he hunged up the phone. he met walter back at his house.
"jesse as you may very well fucking know we don't have the RV anymore because it died. or R-VEE. but we shall build a new car. a meth car. A BETTER FUCKING CAR. with SCIENSE." walt said.
"ok" jesse said. he was happy.
"car?" walter said.
"car." jesse said. thet both smiled.
"let's get on this shit and make the best meth car ever." walt said.
they spent hte next six weeks working on the new car, they didn't need water because they were working that hard! but not hard in a gay way ok? they were done.
"I shall call this meth car...THE METH MOBILE." walt said. it was a really fucking legit car. it was blue and looked like the RV but it was blue and had tank treds. it also said "THE METH MOBILE" on both sides and had walt and jesse's pictures on the sides to show they meant bizness!
"wow mr white this car is so fucking cool!" jesse said as he licked the car.
"yes now you wanna take this motherfucker for a spin?" walt said as he through jesse the keys.
"YES BITCH." jesse said. they went in the car. they made the car go. walt and jesse smoked A LOT OF weed in the car. but then the cops saw them.
"mr white should we pull over?" jesse said. he was really scared.
"NO, watch this shit." walter said with a happy look on his face. He push a button on the steering wheel and a rocket came out of the back of the car. they started to fly up into the sky! the cop could only fucking watch then gave up.
"YEAAAH BITCH WERE DOIN IT! WE MADE IT! WE THE BEST!" jesse said.
"AH-HA!" walter said in a hi pitch voice as he smiled big. they flew around the air a lot and did flippy flips.
-back at hte island-
a guy with big ears found gus' bloody halfy carcass on the ocean floor in a sumbareen.. it was...mike Ermentroud!
"i can rebuild you guz, i have the tecknowledgee." mike said as he picked up gus and saved his life.
Uh oh!