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Zelda: What's that smell?
Nayru: That is Wario.
Zelda: Why does he smell like that?
Nayru: He favors garlic and has an unbelievable move called the Wario Waft.
Zelda: I don't want to know what that is about.
Din: He also has a motorcycle and happens to like biting people.
Zelda: WHAT!?
Din: Well, I think we should be moving on. Good luck!
Zelda: Wait! Please tell me what to do!
Farore: Wing it! Though I would suggest attacking him from behind. Bye!
Zelda: Great.