Author's Note: I know it's been awhile since I've written anything for this fic, but been very busy. I am definitely working on my KH Moulin Rouge, which I will post the next two parts up soon. I promise. Oh...and Happy New Years to everyone!! ^_^

Oh...and the Gundam Pilots are actually a little older in this part of the fanfic. I say fifteen. Yeah...right age for puberty to really start kicking in.

*fluffbunnies currently suffering from hangover*

italic-Relena's sing

bolditalic-duo and gangb singing

DISCLAIMER: GW do not belong to me. And of course, the song Internet is for Porn definitely do not belong to me.

Relena Learns A Hard Fact About Guys And Internet

The five gundam pilots, who are currently in the grip of puberty, had to admit that there were days that Relena could be more annoying then usual. Often enough they simply ignore her whining and complaining. However, there were others where they had no choice because she would often run to their parents. As always when she did, they made them do whatever idiotic thing she wanted them to do. Today, for example, would be one of those days...

Relena just finished her song she wrote herself. Unfortuntately for the five gundam pilots, she wanted all of their opinion. The five of them tried to make up an excuse for why they could not sit and listen to her sing, but like always, she got their parents involved. To their dismay, they ended up in the den sitting on the white couch ready to listen to Relena's stupid song.

"Can you hurry it up so we can go already?" Duo protested.

Heero just glared at her, fist balled against his side. Wufei already looked bored leaning against his hand on the arm rest and sighing repeatedly. Trowa could not hide his rather-be-anywhere-but-here look. Not that Duo blamed them. Quatre wore a small smile to hide his own dismay at being there.

"Ignoring Duo." Relena says. She then clears her throat. Duo rolled his eyes. "Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. Something modern. I get to teach the internet!"

"The internet is really, really great." Relena sung.

"For porn." Duo coughed in his hand.

However, it was definitely clear enough for the others to hear. Quatre coughed to hide his chuckle.

"I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait." Relena sung.

"For porn." Duo coughed again.

More then one chuckle slipped out this time. One from Quatre and the other, this time, from Heero.

"There's always some new site."

"For porn."

This time, all four of the gundam pilots chuckled.

"I browse all day and night."

"For porn."

"It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!"

"For porn."

Now a fit of laughter filled the air.

"Duo!" Relena scowled, her eyebrows furrowing and her blue eyes glared at him.

"The internet is for porn!" Duo sung.

"Duo!"

"The internet is for porn."

"What do you think you're doing!"

"Why you'd think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn!"

The other four gundam pilots were having a fit of laughter. However, it was clear that Relena was not happy.

"Duo Maxwell you are ruining my song!"

"Oh I'm sooo sorry Relena. I didn't mean to ruin your song." Duo says with a hint of sarcasm in his voice that everyone accept Relena caught.

"Then will you mine being quiet so I can finish?" She says, making it more of a demand then a request.

"Okey dokey!" He replies pretending to zip his lips.

However, the others knew better.

Relena sighs and continues. "I'm glad we have this new technology."

"For porn. Whoops." Duo says.

"Which gives us untold oppurtunities."

"For porn. Oops, sorry Relena." Duo says sincerely as she glares at him.

"Right from your own desktop. We can research, browse, and shop. Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop." Relena sung.

Duo been quiet for these next few verses, however, he had that tell-tale smile on his face that told the gundam pilots what they already knew about the brunet pilot.

"For porn!"

"DUO!!"

"The internet is for porn."

"It is not!"

"The internet is for porn."

"I'm telling!"

"Me up all nite hugging me horn to porn, porn, porn!"

"EW gross! You're a pervert!"

"Sticks and stones Relena. Sticks and stones."

"Deny it all you want but you're a pervert! You're just not normal! Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet." Relena says as-a-matter-of-fact.

"Oh?" Duo says raising an eyebrow.

"What?" asks Relena.

"You have no idea. Ready normal people?" Duo asked, eyes shifting to the other pilots.

Although they did look at porn, it was something they wouldn't want to admit aloud, especially with Relena present. Surprisingly to all, Heero was the first to respond.

"Ready!"

"Ready!" Quatre responds, actually flustered at admitting such a thing aloud.

It also surprised Relena.

"Ready." Trowa says afterwards, actually surprising Relena and the other pilots alike.

Duo grins from ear to ear.

"Let me hear it!" says Duo.

All five of the Gundam Pilots sung it together.

"The internet is for porn."

"Sorry Relena!" Quatre apologized as he sung the chorus.

"The internet is for porn!"

"And masturbate!" Heero responds.

"All these guys unzip their flys for porn, porn, porn!" Sings Duo.

"The internet is not for porn!" Relena yells.

"Porn! Porn!" The guys sing together.

"WAIT A MINUTE!!" Relena yells, causing the guys to stop singing. "I just happen to know for a fact that you, Quatre, check your portfolio and trade stocks online."

"That's correct," Quatre replies.

"And you, Trowa, buy things on ."

"True," agrees Trowa.

"And Wufei, you keep selling yourself on E-bay." Relena pointed out as-a-matte-of-fact.

Blushing he says, "Yes...I do..."

"And Heero, you sent me that sweet online birthday card." Relena says, fluttering her lashes.

"Hm," Heero responds nonchalently.

"But Relena, what do ya' think they do afterwards? Huh?" Duo asked grinning.

Relena heard a few chuckles as the sudden realization came to mind.

"EWWWW!!"Relena says, shaking her head trying to blot out the image as she took off down the hall screaming.

Chuckling, the guys finish the song.

"The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn!"

"Grab your stick and double click for porn, porn, porn!" Sings Duo.

"Porn!" They sung.

"I hate the internet!" Relena scream loud enough for it to echo through the house.

"Porn!"

"The internet is for..." sings Duo

"The internet is for..." sings Quatre

"The internet is for porn!!" They finished, bursting into laughter.

"Duo Maxwell!" The five gundam pilots heard the braided pilot's mother yell, cutting into their laughter a few minutes later.

"Well it was good while it lasted." Duo mumbled giving a sigh.