"Dear husband, it's time to wake up... Hunny... if you don't wake up soon, I'll have to wake you up myself... with a kiss... ...as if." Sera said, brandishing her sword from leaves. "Ok maggot time to wake up" Sera said raising the sword above her head, preparing to strike down, when she felt a kunai to her throat"

"Now now, I still need him" Saras said, her barely clothed body against Seras morning atire.

"You're up awfully early Saras, I thought if I had gotten up early enough, I could rid him of his meaningless exsistance and set we three free"

"I've been up for quite some time, thanks to her." Saras pointed out that Tomonori desperately clung to Ayumu even in her sleep. "About half an hour after our... exceptional love making, I turned my back for only a moment to find her anxiously holding him, it was almost pathetic. Her love for him almost rivals mine"

"What either of you see in him astounds me, either way the sun is up and so are we" As Sera drew the blinds, the sunlight sizzled Ayumu's skin. Ayumu awoke screaming in astounding pain, Sera berating him, Saras drooling over his apparent sensual moans while Tomonori dreamed of bacon.

Ayumu stirred and flipped the western breakfast for the 5 women who now lived with him, as he considered moving into a bigger house. There was a scratching noise at the window, as Ayumu say three adult bats hanging at his window, with letters in their fangs. He cautiously opened it, as they flew in, dropping their letters on the main table in front of the women and flew back out as quickly as they came.

"I think one bit me! Now my parents are going to shoot each other, and I'll become Westman!" Haruna screamed.

"The could not have bitten you, they are highly trained by our villages, as means of delivering messages" Sera said.

"Westman?" Ayumu asked, setting down the plates of food

"Duh, Ayumu don't you know anything" Haruna boasted "After his parents both shot each other, Bruce Adams went to live in a cave and became Westman, defender of evil"

"Hmmm, according to this, my village, separate from those two, have given me a year and a half before I need to produce a child. How long did they give you Saras?" Sera asked, matter of factly

"Despite our different ideals, we also follow the year and half waiting period. Accordingly, I need to provide evidence we've been working on making a baby, so I'll just send them a few of the recordings of us making love" Saras said

"You been recording us having sex?!" Ayumu yelled afluster "When? How!"

"I've had cameras in your bedroom for quite some time my damned darling, its nothing new. Hmmm... seems since I've settled down, I can retire from being an idol. No matter I grow tired of that life, now that I have a husband it would be wrong of me to be a sex icon to anybody but him."

"You'd give up being Lady Kirara? I thought you enjoyed doing that" Ayumu asked

"It was a mission, nothing more. Besides, as I said, only you get to see me in those outfits now." Saras said pulling Ayumu into a kiss. "Besides... if we tell the public Lady Kirara has eloped with a mystery man, and that clues are hidden within all her old work, it could drastically improve sales, even if we never sell anything new again" Saras said with an evil twinkle in her eye.

"So, since Saras and Tomonori-("Yuki!" went unnoticed)- declared me their husband along time ago, is there anything I can help you out with Seras for your new transition? Do I meet your parents, do you take my clan name or-

"You think I would ever give up that title of Seraphim you filthy creten? That you dare to imply I would ever change my name to anything less than it's current glory?" Sera said towering over Ayumu

"Like, Aikawawa Seraphim, third heir to the throne of the undead?" Ayumu offered. To which Sera sat down and with a childlike gasp, and wrote down the title on a notecard to send to her village and parents.

"What does your letter say Yuki-nori?" Haruna asked, spitting out egg as she spoke. The group turned toward Tomonori who had been oddly quite since the bats arrived. Tomonori sat staring at her letter, cheeks flushed.

"It says, I also... not only need to provide a child, but need to do so as soon as possible, I've reached the minimum on the time required."

"What are you saying Tomonori?"

"T-t-t-that w-w-w-eeee, n-n-need, that is, you and I... you're going to take my vir-vir-vir" Tomonori stuttered, as Eu sat watching Pierce the penguin and her own Kappa doll, face each other. Truly believing they were moments away from attacking each other.