Chapter 7: Festivals
Squall heads to Garden and Irvine wanted him to cheer up Selphie. They go to the Quad and Squall screws Selphie under the stage.
Irvine: . That's not what I had in mind! punches Squall
Squall: . So tight! Irvine runs him over with Selphie's scooter XX
Cid: magically appears Oh God damn it! revives Squall Squall go to the bridge, we need to talk.
With a growl Squall leaves
Bridge
CID: Squall: I'm too lazy so I'm putting you in charge for now
Squall: WTF!
CID makes the announcement over the intercom and Squall punches him. At the Quad they are making plans for the concert Irvine and Selphie had talked about. They all picked an instrument and went off to practice, after it got dark Squall headed out his room and seen Selphie run away. Rinoa was left alone and she lifted her leg and farted.
Squall: O.O
Rinoa: There you are. Come on, let's go out.
Squall: gags at the smell God damn! runs
They arrive by the Mayors house and Irvine was trying to hump Selphie's back.
Irvine: O.O Hey Squall come over here. they go to a corner Hey I left a porno to show you how to really screw
Squall: ).( kicks him in the balls
Irvine: pukes
Selphie: Oh hey! Go on ahead.
They arrive at the concert and Squall scratches his crotch, Rinoa tries to smell his hand.
Irvine: Here's your party fucker!
Selphie: . ' Squall you big stud this is for you
A heavy metal version of Eyes On Me plays and a mosh pit appears.
Squall: Cool.
Rinoa: Let's go over here. drags him to some ledge
Squall: see's the porno Oh my God! That's Irvine and Zell's mom!
Rinoa: How about we try that out?
Squall: An get crabs again?
Everyone:
Rinoa: jumps him and has her way with him
Squall: I'm soiled!
Rinoa pushes him off the ledge and Squall crashes through the glass roof.
Rinoa: Oh shit! whistles and walks away
Squall: XX
Nida: revives him I need to be in here more if I want my acting career to take off. drags Squall to him room
Squall waked up in Nida's room, pink stuffed animals all over.
Squall: This reminds me of Seifer's room. goes to the bridge
Zell: Yo. I need to see my mom.
Squall: jumps Where the hell did you come from?
Zell: shrugs I don't know. I just popped in.
Squall: Fine. Off to the Whore house!
TBC