"Gaaahhh! Why do I keep messing up!" Rarity yelled out.
I opened my eyes slightly. It was about 6:45 in the morning and apparently Rarity stayed up all night to make some clothes. I untied Fluttershy's arms from my waist and got up to see what was going on.
"Rarity, what's with all the noise?" I asked opening the door to her bedroom. I found her a complete wreck and wasn't exactly sure how to react.
Finally she spoke, "I'm trying to make some clothes for us, so we're not wearing your clothes, but I keep getting it wrong. The only one whose clothes I haven't messed up yet are Big Macintosh's," She complained her face turning into that comparable to an anime character's, "It's these stupid things," She said poking at her chest. I groaned and gave her some tips.
"Just make the width around the chest a little bigger," I said.
Rarity stared at me. She looked back to her work, "Yeah, I guess, I'll try that."
"Good. Now no more yelling, for another seventy minutes," I said walking out.
I walked back into my room and-literally-ran into Rainbow. She looked like a zombie, the way she was not backing up from me. It was a little funny to look down at her and see her just sitting there with her face in my neck. I didn't really think about it until now, but the girls were only about 5'8" in height. I stand up at a good 6'3", so having to look down at them is something I got used to. I ran out of my thoughts as I felt something rubbing along the middle of my torso. I grabbed Rainbow by the shoulders and pushed her back a bit. Her face said she was half awake and half asleep. Her eyes were open, but she seemed to be sleeping. I looked past her face and saw that she slept naked(probably since all the clothes I had were not meant for sleeping in and her bathing suit was not even close to meant for it). I picked her up by her shoulders and put her back on the bed and covered her up. By the time I got back to bed it was already 7:00, and Pinkie likes to wake me and the others up apparently.
"Hey guys, time to wake up!" She called into the room.
I groaned and put my pillow over my head. She ran in and pushed me a little to wake me. I didn't budge so she instead jumped on the bed between me and Fluttershy. It woke Fluttershy and Rainbow had already been awoken by Pinkie's wake up call, however, I wasn't ready to get up yet. I kind of wish I was though. Pinkie lost balance, jumping on the bed and fell onto me. To be accurate, her head fell to my feet and her legs around my neck.
"You okay Pinkie?" I said looking down to her. Of course she didn't have proper human clothing yet, so Pinkie was just wearing a baggy shirt of mine...and no underwear.
"Yeah, I'm fine, how about you? I didn't kick you did I?" She said holding her head. When she sat up my face was about as red as it could get, "What's wrong? Why's your face all red like that?"
"Um, could you get off?" I said not looking at her.
"Sure, is something wrong though?" She said hopping off.
"Well, I kind of.." I couldn't finish. It didn't matter anyway I guess. They already questioned the requirement of always having clothes, so they probably wouldn't see the problem of seeing what I saw.
I decided it time to get up and got on some pants and a shirt. I went out to the kitchen and started up some breakfast. I still had to remember that they were ponies, so they probably didn't want to eat any meat. So instead I scrambled up some eggs and made some pancakes. I had ten plates ready by the time everyone was up. I finished up the last two and served everyone.
"This is an excellent breakfast, Will," Rarity said.
"I'd say fit for royalty," Luna noted taking a bite of the pancake.
"Best eggs, I'd ever eaten," Macintosh said with his fork up.
I smiled at everyone's comments and realized that Rainbow was already done and looking through my fridge. I noticed her in the freezer.
"Hey, Will? What is this brown food?" She asked pulling out the bacon.
"That's bacon. You see, unlike ponies, humans are omnivores. We survived thousands and thousands of years ago by hunting animals and gathering plants. Today we still gather plants, and even grow them ourselves, but the animals we have to raise them, and then kill them for food. That there is made of pigs," I explained. Rarity and Fluttershy had repulsive looks on their faces. Fluttershy even threw up.
"You k-kill animals!" She asked recovering.
"Well, yes. You see, humans can't digest grass and other plants as well as meat. So from the very beginning we hunted animals and killed them. Nowadays we just kill them, process them, and make it so there's less death in the meat. It tastes really good, despite the concept," I said realizing that I may have worried them, "Oh, don't worry, we don't kill other humans for food...usually, and horses as far as I know aren't used in any type of human food. Or ponies. To be completely honest, horses and ponies are used for sport more than they are food."
Rarity spoke next with much vulgar, "That's so gross. How could any living being stand seeing a dead animal, much less chopped up. Oh, I can't even imagine the blood."
Rainbow, looked to the package of meat and spoke, "Hey, I'm daring. Since we'll be here a while, why not get used to the food here? I mean after all, it's not like anyone in Equestria will find out. Besides, it might taste good."
"That's the spirit Rainbow!" I said.
"But the concept is horrifying," Rarity said trying to keep her eggs from coming back.
Anyway, I just got up and made some bacon for those who were willing to try it. I was pleased that everyone actually at least tried it. Even Fluttershy and Rarity, although Fluttershy was crying until she actually got a taste of it. After breakfast, everyone went off on their own business. I decided I'd just go watch the Mythbusters, which were surprisingly on the air still. After a good hour, I got hungry again and decided to go get a mid-morning snack. I walked out into the living room, and my eyes had to play 'I Spy' with each other apparently since as soon as I walked in I swear I heard one of my eyes say 'I spy a hot girl's-', but that was before I hit myself in the head. Twilight was on the couch reading a book, and she-much like Pinkie-was wearing a(less)baggy shirt with no underwear, as well she was lying down on the couch so I barely had to do anything and I saw her crotch with no problems. Of course whether or not I wanted to actually see down there is debatable.
'How do I keep getting into these situations?' I asked myself. I walked on to get the snack. I got a cupcake out of the pantry and went back to my show. Eventually I needed to go to the bathroom, so I got up and went. I walked in and put up the toilet seat. Any other bathroom break, although after I was done I waited before flushing. I heard something, coming from the bathroom. It was coming from the tub. I flushed the toilet and opened the shower curtain. I saw Fluttershy in the tub, taking a bath.
"Oh, um, hi Will," She looked about as red as I probably did. I just walked out and put an 'Occupied' sign on the door. That's four times in a single day that's happened. I have to say, my reaction of pulling away, is a complete safe guard. If you have watched the anime I have, you'd have the same fear reaction. Perverts getting pummeled to death, while funny, is something to be feared if that pervert is you. I just sighed and went outside. It was a mostly cloudy day, and it was a little colder than normal, ranging at about 65ºF. I was pleased to see the fence posts in the yard be used for something. The Apple family were having a race and using the posts in the yard as hurdles. Thankfully for them, I came out just as they were looking for a ref. I quickly volunteered and went inside to get my checkered and green flags. I put up the green flag as they lined up at the starting line.
"Ready," I said holding it up.
"Set," I continued as they tensed up for the final word.
"GO!" I called out waving the flag. They dashed off, Applejack taking the lead immediately. Big Mac followed just behind her and he was tailed by Applebloom. Big Mac fell behind at the start of the second lap, as his stamina was nowhere near as good as the others' stamina. Eventually Applebloom and Applejack were neck and neck nearing the finish line. I put up the checkered flag as they raced towards me. I noticed a sly look on Applebloom's face though. And before I knew it, just before the finish line, Applebloom tripped her sister just before they finished. To make things worse, Applejack kept her momentum and flew off to the right of the track. Right into me. She crashed into me and my face was buried by her chest.
"No fair Applebloom! That's cheatin'" Applejack yelled at her sister not moving. I dug my hands to my face and pushed up, so I could talk.
"Applebloom disqualified for tripping," I said realizing that it had happened again. Of course, this time on a bigger scale. I was not only seeing them(since the shirt tore upon impact), but touching them too. And not to mention, Applejack's were larger than Rainbow's, and it didn't help that they were in my face.
I walked back into the house and thought about something, 'Okay, out of the original six girls, I've seen five of them. All, but Rarity. Watch fate show me her either naked or revealed, now that I've thought about it,' Rarity ran up in her new dress as I thought that, 'Dammit, I hate being right.'
"Will, thank you for the tip! This dress feels great, and is absolutely beautiful, is it not?" She said.
"Yeah, it is Rarity. White is a really good color on you. It really brings out your hair color," I said blushing, already knowing what was going to happen, sort of.
"Thank you!" She stood on her toes and pecked me on the chin. Of course, the dress ripped. At the chest, "Oh, my dress! Stupid, cheap fabric."
I just sighed, and yelled, "God dammit!"
"Is something wrong?" Rarity asked.
"No. I'm going back to bed."
"But it's only noon," She said.
I spiraled a finger into the air and rasperried.
"What's his problem?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"I don't know."
I fell onto my bed and muttered to myself, "Why the hell do they have to be so hot?"