I am now updating fast again! And Nicholas Flamel DOES rock!
Person who looks like Emperor Palpatine: *walks in death star with person, or cat, who looks like Darth VAder*
Cinderheart: WHAT THE BLOODY **** AM I ******* DOING IN **** **** HOLE! *looks at Niccolo Machiavelli(the Emperor) YOU LITTLE **** ****** ****** ****** **** BUCKET ***** **** **** HIPPOPOTAMUS ******* ***** MOTHER ******* **** **** **** DOLLAR *** *** **** IN A CASTLE RIDING A UNICORN!
Icecloud: Harsh
Honeyfern: No dur!
Icecloud: Harsh...er
Honeyfern: Go take an english class
Icecloud: ...
Emperor: No one is leaving! And do you know where this is? It is the new studio! THE DEATH STAR!
Fernpool: Whatevs
Emperor: STORMTROOPERS!
Fernpool: *is thrown into space*
Honeyfern: So, who's the Darth Vader guy?
Emperor: Lionblaze
Honeyfern: Noooo! That mean I have to die! Oh wait, I shouldn't have said that
Lionblaze: *force chokes Honeyfern*
Honeyfern: *dies*
Emperor: NOW DO YOUR STORIES!
Iceshadow: Okay! I'm Iceshadow reporting for a inside investigation on what NIghtcloud and Crowfeather do when they're alone. So, yeah
*IN WindClan bush*
NIghtcloud: Oh, Crowfeather! I didn't know you could do something like that! No! Stop! Stop! No! It's too much! No!
Iceshadow: So much for only for loyalty. Back to you
Icecloud: I'm Icecloud here for GT, and with exciting news. BLACKSTAR HAS A DATE! AND FIRESTAR HAS A NEW FORBIDDEN LOVE!
Braveheart: Isn't that the fifth this month.
Icecloud: Fifth this week. But still, do this things have anything to do with each other? Check out next time!
Berrynose: *has accent like he's all that* Hello! I'm, like, Berrystumpytail, the newest and bestest reporta in GT
Cinderheart: Best, you idiot. Go take an english class.
Berrystumpytail: I don't think so. But anyway, call me Stumpy!
(This is the last thing I'm taking written already)
Reporter Patchfur (me :P) recording from a secret location: Reporting for GT, this is Patchfur. Earlier this morning, Ivypaw and Dovepaw were seen dressed in red robes, shouting gibberish around the Moonpool.
*flicks switch and shows recording* Dovepaw and Ivypaw: HAIL INGLIP! HAIL INGLIP!
Patchfur: Well, I decided to take a closer look at this bizzare behaviour, and Dovepaw shared a few words.
Dovepaw: Well, Spottedleaf showed up in our dreams, saying StarClan was a lie, and so was the cake. She said Inglip, the Dark Lord of CAPTCHAs, was waiting for us to worship him and serve him, and he had promised walrus-sized bukkits of watermelon! Ivypaw was all like 'You be trollin', girl!' but she kept saying that Chuck Norris would obliterate us for not believing! So we were all like 'CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.'. Then I derped.
Patchfur: Don't you think Spottedleaf has been on Memebase a little too much?
Ivypaw: Shun the non-believer! SHUN HER!
Patchfur: This is Patchfur for GT! I'm outta here!
Emperor: THAT IS ALL FOR TODAY
I NEED STORIES! I'm running out. Please send in stories!