Depressing Morning
Jack- (groaning) I am SO depressed. Almost 24 hours without a drop of rum.
Elizabeth- Shut it.
Jack flops back on the bed he was laying in
Jack- Hey, you, eunuch.
Will- Wha?
Jack- MWAHAHAH!! You answered! That means you are a eunuch! Hahaha!
Pirates-(All except Will) – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Candy walks in
Candy- Rise and shine my little guinea pigs!
Everyone stares at her
Candy- (coughs) Uh..I mean..uh..pirates?
Everyone is still staring
Candy- Is staring like, your special hobby or something?
Jack- Yeah, pretty much.
Will- Yeah, cause it's you we're usually staring at!
Jack- HEY! Take that back!
Will- No! make me!
Jack- OH I'LL MAKE YOU ALRIGHT!!
Jack whips out his pistol
Candy- HEY! You're not supposed to have that!!
Jack- I'm Captain Jack Sparrow savvy? I can do anything.
Tia Dalma- That was so corny.
Jack- Yeah, I guess it was.
Jack puts his pistol away
Jack- I'm hungry. What's for breakfast?