AN- Okay, just a tiny bit of Fluff here. Pointless conversation, but I couldn't resist messing with my Matsuda-chan. Clumsy fool, I love him. Let's see how long until Matsuda's brain asplodes...
Matsuda was typing merrily along when L and Light started arguing. They were trying to be discreet about it, he was sure, and so he didn't call attention to them, just moved all breakables from the vicinity in the event that it turned physical. He tried hard not to listen, he really did, but they raised their voices occasionally.
"Not my fault you hurt your wrist, Light-kun…"
"Well, if you hadn't gone so fast…"
"That is hardly my fault considering the circumstances."
"Yeah Right."
"I just did what I do every morning, and you ruined it. Besides my wrist hurts now too."
Matsuda paused, glancing over his shoulder at the pair.
"And what did you do, L? It tasted funny this morning…"
"I didn't do anything…besides yours always tastes horrible. Sugar makes everything better."
Matsuda felt a blush creep across his cheeks. What in Gods name were they…
"And anyway, you didn't have to spray me this morning in the shower. That was uncalled for."
"Well, if you hadn't made an ass of yourself…"
"That's still no reason for you to flash me. My hair is still wet."
"…mumblemumble…"
"I never said I enjoyed watching it Light-kun."
"… (some unintelligible growl)…"
"That was uncalled for, Yagami-kun."
Matsuda was staring now…he couldn't help it. It was impossible. With a girl like Misa, how could Light be…gay?
Light smirked at the use of his last name. He'd a hit a sore spot that time. He personally had never considered masturbating to music, but the sudden uncomfortable silence from L was entirely too entertaining. Suddenly he looked up and saw Matsuda's expression. Realization was like a hammer to his stomach at the shock there…
"No…No Matsuda, we were talking about Toothpaste!" Matsuda's mouth fell open. He wasn't stupid, and that was lame even to him! Light went a scarlet color, yanking L around…
"Ryuuzaki, tell him!"
"I have no idea what you're talking about, Light-kun. You should be working." Came the lofty reply...
A few moments of Light's sputtering and Matsuda tactfully turned back to his desk. The team continued working while Light plotted a few new ways to kill the detective. Or better yet, embarrass him.
AN- Aiyah, I love writing these guys. Nothing like a good innuendo to put you in a writing mood. Next chapter will be up before I go to bed, and I promise musical Hilarity! And yes...they really were talking about Toothpaste. Oh god, I can't wait to write the next part...I has an Idea, cocoa, and a quiet house! Stay tuned!