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OK, OK! Here's everyone's favorite episode. Stop bugging me about it. +1

*Episode begins inside of a clock*

Hey how do we want to start this episode of Ninjago? I know, with the gears of a clock! Why? Because, the title is called Tick Tock. Brilliant! +1

*Kai: Ten minutes! The guy just broke his own record, the guy's inhuman!*

Irony +1

*Jay: We're not worry.*

Says every Ninjago fan before a new episode comes on. +1

*Cole puts Jay and Nya on his barbell and lifts them up.*

Cole just grabbed Jay and Nya, while they were working out, and lifts them up without any warning. Cole is a dick to his friends. +1

Also, and I'm really proud of myself here, the way the three are positioned makes a triangle. And since we've all seen Rebooted, you know why I'm adding a sin here. +1

*Ninjas discuss over how many pushups they do.*

Ninja pissing contest. +1

*Sensei Wu: My mind has been elsewhere since Lloyd has gone missing.*

Lloyd isn't missing, he was captured. Missing is when you don't know where they're located at. +1

*Wu: Hmph. You may have reached peak physical condition, but you've yet to reach your inner potential. In each and every one of us there are obstacles that hold us back. Only when you conquer that fear will you be free. Only then will you reach your true potential. Only then will we have a fighting chance against stopping the Serpentine from releasing the Great Devourer.*

Wu's always handing out wisdom like it's candy. Really vague and poetic candy. +1

*Wu: There's a story I've never told you.*

Oh goody, a flashback. +1

*Wu and Garmadon fight with swords.*

Are those swords real? I get that may have trained to be ninjas all their lives, but their still kids! Get them a wooden sword. +1

*Wu: Garmadon and I were more than brothers. We were the best of friends.*

And that's why I'm trying to kill him with my sword. +1

*Wu: One day I lost this very katana.*

Wait, Wu is the one with blonde hair and Garmadon is the brown haired one? Since Lloyd has blonde hair are we sure we have his father correct? +1

*Garmadon: It's all Wu's fault.*

I'm getting flashbacks from Revenge of the Sith for some reason. +1

*Pythor: When the five tribes unite as one, the path for the Devourer has begun.*

"All this is true, because it rhymes." Geez, it's like the writers of Ninja themselves wrote the LEGO Movie...What's that? You're telling me they did? Oh... +1

Also, here we have a famous clue scene from every movie about looking for something or going somewhere. +1

*Skales: If you don't find out soon, the others will begin to ask questions.

Ugh, this again. Pythor is no the Snake King so why should he worry about what others should say? Sure maybe someone could challenge him, but since the Anacondrai are the strongest of the Serpentine, I don't think anyone will. +1

*Ninjas hang up posters for Fangblades.*

Seriously? +1

*Zane: This is silly.*

I agree. +1

*Cole: You have any better ideas?*

Every idea is better than this idea. +1

*Kai: I'm sure she-I mean he is busy looking for the fangblades as well.*

AwesomePineapple: With all the "she-I-mean-he" mistakes, ya think the ninja would figure out what he was talkin' about. +1

*Cole: Are you OK?*

Jay's voice in Cole's body. +1

*Zane senses the falcon and ripples in the air appear.*

Zane's spider sense is tingling. Either that or he's calling some fish. +1

*Store Owner: Hey, wierdo, you're making a mess of my store front.*

It's three papers. +1

*Zane drops the rest of the papers on the ground.*

Whoa, Zane had a stack of papers in his hand in this shot, but when we see the paper on the ground only three are present. +1

*Jay: Keep going, I'll catch up later.*

It's amazing any of them were able to get this far. I would've collapsed after five steps. +1

*The Falcon falls out of the sky.*

Did that bird just die? A little dark for a kids show. +1

*Zane: You're a...a robot.*

Foreshadowing. +1

*Robot: Intruder! Intruder! Prepare to be terminated!*

Discount Terminator. +1

*Zane destroys the robot's powersource.*

The writers watched Star Wars and remembered the Death Star's exhaust port and said, "We can top that!" +1

*Zane: No, it can't be! No! NNNNNNNOOOOOO!*

No. +1

Oh man, I can't wait to find out what happens next. *Cuts to commercial.* What! Well f*ck you too! +1

*Kruncha and Knuckal seen in a village.*

Even after Cole warns them to stay out of Ninjago, those two are still in Ninjago. +1

Also, Kruncha and Knuckal. +1

*Tea Shop Owner: Never heard of it!*

This tea shop owner is a dick to her customers. +1

*Zane opens up panel in his chest to reveal that he's a robot.*

Ahh! That's kinda disturbing. Thanks for the nightmares now. +1

TheAmberShadow: why is Zane able to open up his panel through his clothes? shouldn't he have to take his shirt off or rip it? +1

*Jay: Guess this explains why you're acting so wierd.*

What? Because he's a robot? That's racist. +1

*Zane turns on his funny switch.*

The fact that the inventor of Zane would create such a thing as a funny switch. +1

*Zane: I just don't feel right.*

Can I ask why? I mean, for a robot, you've been human most of your life. I mean you eat, sleep, breathe, and I assume digest food. How is being a robot going to change how you are? I mean, yeah, it's a big change for sure, but still. +1

*Cole: Did you see that?

Jay: I didn't see anything!*

Kai was in the middle of Cole and Jay in the previous scene, but now Jay is during this dialogue. +1

*Treehorns defeat ninja.*

And they're dead. They can't survive that, can they? I mean, trees are stepping on them, right? +1

Destiny Willowleaf: Ladies and Gentlemen, a creature that never appeared in sets or ever again in the series, the TREEHORN! +1

*Zane's memories.*

Sniff, sniff. No! I'm not crying! I'm a man and I don't cry to cartoons! But my throat is a little dry. *Cough ,cough, cough* Remove 3 sins. *Cough, cough, cough.* -3

*Zane's father turns off Zane's memory and dies without closing panel.*

Um, I don't know how his memory is supposed to work, but shouldn't Zane remember closing that, and this tree house, and wonder who that dead guy is? +1

*Zane doesn't age as his father does.*

Jesus, Zane has got to be like 50 years old if not more. +1

*Zane sheds a tear.*

See! Zane cries too. This is the most human robot hybrid I have ever seen. +1

*Zane sees a picture of his father and runs to his friends.*

Look, I'm not trying to be a dick here, but shouldn't there be a skeleton left in there or something? I'd be pretty worried if a body wasnt found or at least suspicious. +1

*Ninjas start defeating the Treehorns.*

As long as one more person joins the fight, you too can overcome the pain of a tree stepping on you. +1

*Zane unlocks his True Potential and defeats the Treehorn Queen.*

Oh sh*t! Five-no ten! Ten sins removed for this bad ass Zane moment right here! -10

*Acidicus and Skaildor fight.*

Discount Kruncha and Knuckal. +1

*Pythor: It's not speaking of the five tribes. It's the venom in the staffs!*

Yet in the sets, we only get four staffs. Pythor doesn't have one. Lego is a dick to kids. +1

*Pythor holds up the map for the Fangblades.*

This does not look like one helpful map. +1

*Garmadon: Hello, brother, what took you so long?*

This asshole again? +1

Sin Total: 39

Sentence: What took you so long?

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