Hi! So now it's Presidents Day weekend and I'm waiting for the Patrick for President SpongeBobs, because I actually watch that show. Random humor is funny. So I decided to put this chapter up…and –sobs- there are no reader suggestions. BUT! Whatever. Now I can put in 15 bits of my own hyper randomness.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. I wish I did, but I don't, so…yeah.

101.) Make SexyBack his theme music. Then, whenever he walks in, have everyone around him break down and do the robot.

102.) Tell him that he looks ugly on the poster for Order of the Phoenix movie.

103.) Send Valentines to Narcissa, signed Voldie.

104.) Beat him with a rubber chicken.

105.) Have a million squirrels infest his Evil Lair, live in the walls, and eat all their food.

106.) Have the Inferi tell him they're leaving to go do Resident Evil, because they pay so much better. Or, have them go work for the Vampire King and Queen for the same reason.

107.) Have him listen to SpongeBob's bad jokes from the Squirrel Jokes episode.

108.) Wake him up at 4 in the morning saying "Good morning Starshine! The Earth says hello!"

109.) Redecorate his room in pinks and hearts and lace, in honor of Valentine's Day.

110.) Make him read every MarySue fan fiction there is. A fate worse than death, I assure you.

111.) Make him watch a pie eating contest, from the point where they're all stuffing their faces to the point where they all get sick.

112.) Tell him that all REALLY successful evil villains have hair and noses.

113.) Follow him around all day asking for food, and when he finally gives it to you say, "No. I don't really fell hungry."

114.) Follow him around all day saying you like pie, when he asks you why you are doing it say, "No. What I really like is asparagus."

115.) While he's sleeping, Superglue a really goofy fake nose to his face. Then when he wakes up say "FINALLY! He actually has a nose!"

A/N: So, there is the new chappie!

Voldemort: Why must you torture me so?

Harry: Because it's FUN! –beats him with a rubber chicken-

Dobby: Dobby says, R & R, people!