The Clean Sheet
Episode 7
"Hi I'm Ashton Taylor and I just realized that I could possibly be the biggest douche bag in the world" Ashton said starting the show.
"And I am the sexy beast that likes to feast on the hearts of men, not to be mistaken for a whore, Danja" Danja said. "Why do you feel like the biggest douche bag in the world?"
"Because I just realized I left my phone at home on the charger, with photos my parents might not want to see" Ashton explained with half a smile on her face.
"You are so nasty" Danja said.
"I know they were like really sexy pictures though" Ashton said.
"Which brings us to another segment that we will introduce to you all today" Danja said.
"Everybody loves sex and preferably anything sexy so why not give you a segment about just that?" Ashton said.
"Oh and we can't forget about our sexy host either" Danja said.
"Today on The Clean Sheet we bring you a new segment called 'That's sexy…with Randy Orton'" Ashton introduced as the scene cut over to WWE Superstar Randy Orton in another part of the studio.
"Thanks ladies" he said with a smirk on his face.
"Would you please stop doing that?" Danja called over from the other side of the studio.
"What is so wrong with my smile?" Randy yelled back.
"You look creepy as hell!" she yelled.
"No I don't!" he yelled back. "Anyway let's start shall we?"
Randy then put on the sexiest face he could muster up only to hear loud laughs from the other side of the studio.
"Really? What are you guys laughing at?" he asked getting a little upset.
"I'm sorry but your face is funny" Ashton said. "You're only sexy when you're not trying"
"That's not exactly what you were saying last night now were you?" he said.
"Oh burn!" Danja said still laughing.
"Can I please do my segment now?" he asked.
"Yeah sure go for it" Ashton said.
"Thank you" he said. "Now…when a girl…"
"You like girls Orton…I thought you were the type to love women" Danja said from across the studio again.
"Would you shut up please before I RKO you and send you back to the hospital" Randy said getting frustrated.
"Oh no…Randall is going to RKO me" Danja said in a sarcastic scared voice.
Randy started to get up but once he go to his feet he saw Danja run out of the side door of the studio which cause Ashton to break out into laughter.
"Why must you guys always interrupt me?" he asked. "Like last week when you interrupted my match with CM Punk"
"Oh hush" Ashton said.
"No…everyone in the WWE should relive the moment that you took from me. I could've beaten up Punk again" he said. "Let's take a look"
The scene then cut to a previously recorded live clip of last Monday's RAW.
CM Punk was standing in the ring waiting for Randy to come out so that they could start their match. When Randy's music hit and the lights started flashing, Danja and Ashton came out of the side from backstage close to the commentator's table with a picnic basket, a blanket and two microphones. They made their way into the ring and started setting up their picnic. Ashton laid the blanket down as Danja waved excitedly at a shocked Randy.
"What's going on here?" Michael Cole asked from his Cole mine.
"I don't know but it looks very interesting" Mathews said from his seat.
Danja and Ashton sat on the blanket they had brought out and opened the picnic basket and set out food. Randy and CM Punk looked at each other for a minute and then back at the two who were acting totally oblivious to the match they were interrupting. CM Punk went over and grabbed a mic and slowly put it to his lips.
"What are you guys doing?" he asked.
"Having a picnic you want a cookie?" Danja asked using her microphone.
"Can you please let us have a match?" Randy said standing behind Danja towering over her.
"Can you please move from behind me?" she asked.
"C'mon Randy you already know you're going to beat him up so why not just sit down and take a load off." Ashton said.
"Sweetheart he wasn't going to beat me" Punk said.
"You say that every week and look what happens…One…Two…Three…ding ding ding the winner is Randy Orton" Ashton said. "We're use to it by now so sit down and have a cookie"
"Or a sandwich" Danja added.
"Or you two could get out of the ring and let us do our match" Randy said getting frustrated.
CM Punk sat down next to Ashton cross-legged and put his arm around her and smiled at Randy. Ashton patted on the ground signaling Randy to sit down beside her. Danja then got up and brushed herself off and looked at Randy. He gave her a slight smirk and she returned it and then suddenly kicked CM Punk in the face. Ashton got up, grabbed their stuff and they ran out of the ring and Orton started to pummel Punk and go on to win the match.
The scene then cut back to Randy in the studio.
"I don't know why you're so upset Orton" Ashton said. "I mean c'mon you won"
"Anyway…When a woman knows how to stay in her place without over riding her boyfriend…that's sexy" Randy started out.
"A woman with a good sense of music…that's sexy" he said. "A woman who is conscious of her body and knows how to use it…that's sexy."
"That's sexy when…" Randy started before a voice from behind him cut him off.
"When John Cena slowly takes off his shirt and exposes his muscular body to all of the women wanting to caress him" John Cena said as the camera showed the person behind Randy.
"Oh my gosh really Cena? Why does no one want me to do something successfully? You guys always have to interrupt me!" Randy said upset. "You know what's sexy? That moment when Randy Orton RKOs John Cena!" he said getting up and looking at Cena.
"Woah there Orton, calm down I was just stating facts." He said. "And that will be all today for this segment called 'That's sexy with Randy Orton'" Cena said closing Randy's segment for him.
The scene then cut back to Danja and Ashton laughing at Randy and John.
"That does it for this episode of The Clean Sheet." Danja said.
"In life there are winners, there are losers, there are people who always get interrupted like Randy and there are those like John who just got RKO-ed by Randy" Ashton said in between laughs.
"We are your WWE Diva Tag Team Champions, The Heartbreakers" Danja said as she and Ashton held up their titles.
Randy then ran over into their part of the studio and got in front of the camera.
"BE JEALOUS" he said.
"Wow Randy that wasn't nice at all. Why would you interrupt our segment like that?" Ashton asked.
"Yeah Randy that wasn't very nice at all" Danja said.
"I-I'm done" Randy said throwing up his arms and walking off set.
"Be jealous" Ashton and Danja said ending the show with smiles.