"Heh… Leto Latona Loud." Luna affectionately goes as she cradles her young daughter, "Finally, welcome to the world lil boy!"
*Groan* Lincoln goes, as he pulls himself up, "I just had the strangest dreams girls…"
"What happened in it?" Lucy asks.
Lincoln stands up and responds, "I dreamed that Luna had a son."
"That wasn't a dream bro." Luna responds, "Our baby's a bouncing boy!"
For a few seconds it seems as if Lincoln's going to pass out again, only to hold himself up with, "Welp ok then. I'm now the father of a girl and a boy… huh…" he quips, "This feels so weird."
"Haha bro! Don't worry, it could be way worse and stuff." Lori then holds onto Luna's back as she helps her up, "Why don't I take you two to the hospital so we can get his birth certificate?"
"That'd be nice Lori, finally getting another important thing done and keeping another child out of Lisa's grubby little hands." Lincoln then grabs onto Luna, the young woman's balance still offset by the slight pain she felt from the birth.
And with that, the trio head downstairs. Lori grabs the car keys and declares, "K girls, while I'm gone, Leni's in charge! Got that?!"
"Got it!" Lynn responds, as do the other sisters.
Leni simply remains silent, trying to hide the tears forming in her eyes.
And with that, Lori, Lincoln and Luna hide out of the Loud house to register their newest addition.
After a few moments of calm silence, Leni speaks, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room." And before anyone else can say something, she walks into her own room and slams the door shut, no doubt locking it as well, just for good measure.
"Huh… I wonder what's gotten up her cooch." Luan goes, "It's not like her to be so frown."
Lynn glares at her pregnant sister, "Luan, Luna giving birth probably reminded her of the child she could've had. I don't think that it's good to joke about dead babies… especially when Leni is around."
"Come on, you've got to be kid-in-me!"
"Seriously Luan?!" Lola goes, "You already used that pun!"
Luan proceeds to pull out a set of sunglasses and respond, "Totally birth it."
If Luna wasn't off with her newborn, no doubt she would've given Luan a guitar riff.
"Anyways, I'm tired. I'm gonna hit the hay like a cow!" she declares, before turning and heading upstairs, "If you need a pregnancy pun, feel free to call me, I'll make sure that the water won't break!"
The remaining sisters all give a collective groan in annoyance.
And with that, Luan heads off.
That's when Lynn speaks up, "Actually, for lil' ol pregnant me. I can't do sports without risking the baby, so I think I'll go to sleep. Be careful to not wake me up Lucy, you never know what the wrath of a pregnant athlete could involve!"
"Ha, ha." Lucy goes with an uncaring voice. And with that, Lynn too goes up to her room.
Lana then tugs both Lucy and Lola's hands, "Come on girls… we have to talk…"
"About what Lana?" Lola goes in disgust, "I told you I don't want to talk about mud and pies, or cream pies either!"
"No Lola, I wanted to talk about… what we did with Lincoln."
"What's there to talk about? We're underage and so was he! Yes, it was messed up what happened but…"
Lucy then cuts her off, "Lola, we really haven't talked about it since it happened. Plus, it's not like we've got anything better to do. We might as well try something." Then she walks over to the nearby table and gazes out the window, "Plus, we might as well do something before Lisa comes along again."
Lola shudders for a moment, before sighing, "All right fine." Then both she and Lana come to the table and take their seats. "What do you want to talk about then?"
"Not sure." Lucy responds, "I'm just here in case you need me."
And so, the three sisters sit in silence, none knowing how to break the cold night air forming around them.
"I… I liked it." Lana blurts out.
"Like what Lana?" Lola goes.
Tears begin to fill Lana's eyes, "I liked what Lisa made me do with Lincoln… It made me feel so warm and nice and… love…"
"Don't tell me you're going crazy Lana! What Lisa made us do was horrible!" Lola responds, "What about all the pain you felt?! About the fact that he was forced to 'finish' inside you?! How about how worried you were that you were going to have a child?!"
"I don't know why… but while I didn't like what Lisa made us do with Lincoln… I can't help but have feelings for him now…" Lana looks away shamefully, "I know it's wrong and-"
"You're not the only one Lana." Lucy speaks up, "I have to admit, I always had a small crush on him, but after the experiment well… I've been struggling not to show emotion when he's around."
Lola then speaks up, "Come on ladies! This is crazy! Lincoln's your brother and the father to our four nieces and nephews! And most importantly, he's your brother!"
"So you have no feelings for him?" Lana asks, her voice filling with a pained curiosity.
"I- I…" Lola goes, as if preparing to deny her feels once more, yet even she knows that it's impossible for her to lie to her twin. And so, with a defeated tone she responds, "I… have feelings for him too."
An eerie silence overtakes the three sisters for a few… long… agonizing moments.
"How about we change topics." Lucy suggests, her usually monotone voice filling with a motherly concern.
"I think that'd be a good idea." Lola responds, while Lana speaks, "Ok then, how about, what do you girls think it's going to be like having four little children running around with Lily?"
"Lily's two years old though! She doesn't run around as much as she used to!" Lola goes, while Lana simply responds, "But she's still in diapers and still speaks in simple words."
"True, true…" she responds.
Lucy then responds, "It's probably going to be even more chaotic than things are now. After all, mom and dad had trouble raising eleven kids. No wonder they want to put the kids up for adoption."
"It's shame too… Lori really wanted to keep her baby." Lana quips.
"Well, I think it's good that the kids won't be around for too long, after all, with too many kids this already cramped will end up being even more cramped!"
Lana thinks for a moment, "You have a point there, but it's still a shame that they're going to have to break up a mother and child to do it…"
"Well hey, at least if the children are gone, Lisa's plan will probably not happen." Lucy goes, "Whatever she had in mind was too messed up, even for my tastes… and I'm into some pretty messed up things." While she thinks about a show filled with pretty pink horses with magical powers.
Lola leans back against her seat and with a nervous tone says, "I'm worried about Lisa, she may be messed up, but she's still our little sister…"
"Yeah, I wonder what she's doing right now…" Lana's voice also gets tired.
"Well." Lucy responds, her voice gaining a caring, motherly heat to it, "Wherever she is and whatever she's doing can't be any worse than what she's already done.
Meanwhile…
"Oh please! Help! Someone!" Bobby shouts as Lisa drags his body through the abandoned building.
"Shut it Bobby. I need you for my experiment, and you will help me prepare to carry the perfect life-form whether you like it or not!"
"Please, don't do this! You're insane Lisa!"
Lisa simply turns Bobby on his back and responds, "No, I'm a scientist, and I need to be ready for stage three of my plan! Once the four children are born, I will be able to use their genes as well as some of Lincoln's seed to create the improvement to humankind!"
Bobby grits his teeth, "Yeah? Well look at how far you've gone! You're a 5-year-old who's body is small, but has grown A-cup-sized breasts!"
"My Gluteus Maximus has grown as well. These are necessary in order to care for and carry the perfect-"
"Would you shut it about the perfect life-form!" Bobby spits, "You plan is crazy and will never work! You'll just end up ruining your body and risking your life! And for what?!"
Lisa then pulls out a metal rod and hits Bobby with it, putting him in a daze.
Then, she looks out, into the bright moonlit sky and responds, "In order to ensure Lincoln's survival genes remain active in the gene pool. His DNA contains vital information crucial to the betterment of humanity. So what if my body is ruined in the process? My mission is too important to ignore."
*Groan* "Ugh, what are you even going to do with me?"
Lisa simply leans down and responds, "I'm going to use you as practice, and remember, no one knows where you are and I highly doubt anyone will care that you're gone."
Then, with another hit of the pipe, Bobby is knocked unconscious and Lisa gets to work, starting by writing in her journal.
"Mission is successful. Practice male has been acquired. Soon, I will be able to use him to practice my style for Lincoln. While I may not like the idea of a stick up my Gluteus Maximus, it is a necessary sacrifice that I'm willing to take."
"No matter what, I will not give up until this is complete."
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