HOLD IT!!!!

if you havent read Giveaway Chapter 2, then you wont understand this chapter. go read it.

NOW

have a nice day!

-Yazoo

Lexaeus sat silently and contently on the grass in the castle courtyard. Laced loosely between his fingers was the string to a shiny red balloon, which was swaying slightly in the calm setting. Lexaeus remembered how his Other would become very happy and at peace with the world after acquiring a balloon, and wanted to see if he could recreate that same feeling of joy. So while quietly watching a pair of butterflies flutter about, the Silent Hero sat and held the balloon between his large fingers, slowly recalling the feeling of harmony with everything around him.

As he stared out into the horizon, Lexaeus felt a sharp knock to the head. Surprised, Lexaeus turned behind him to find nobody there. Suddenly, Lexaeus was hit in the head yet again. Now pretty annoyed, he turned to the balloon and asked sarcastically, "Are you hitting me?"

He was answered with a hard sucker punch to the face.

Shocked into even more silence, he sat there stock still on the grass. He, Lexaeus, had just been quite painfully punched in the face by a balloon. A man of his large and muscular build should not have a smarting nose after being socked in the face by a balloon, of all things. Just as suddenly as the fist punch, the balloon began a thorough pwnage of the Silent Hero, thoroughly punching at every bit of Lexaeus it could reach.

Basically, Lexaeus was getting his ass handed to him by a red balloon.

Oh how the mighty have fallen --;

As the balloon was pounding Lexaeus' face into the grass, its string tied itself around the Silent Zero (he just got owned by a fucking balloon, that's bloody messed up) and began to pull him into the air by his ankle. Hanging upside down about fifty feet from the ground (like in the clouds, that far up) the balloon stopped floating higher and hung in the air with Lexaeus hanging upside down for the string. Staring back down at the ground, Lexaeus thoroughly regretted getting this damn balloon and wished he was back inside the castle on solid ground. He swiveled around a bit and caught sight of someone else hanging from their arm on the string of a yellow balloon. Lexaeus realized that it was Larxene, who had been missing for about three months now. She waved happily to the Silent Hero, who first stared in disbelief and waved back. The two Nobodies waved at each other for a good three minutes before a large plane flew right into Larxene. When the plane passed, the yellow balloon Larxene was hanging from was floating alone in the air, no Larxene hanging from it. Lexaeus stared wide-eyed at the space where Larxene used to be, when his own balloon relinquished its grip on the Silent Hero's leg. Lexaeus screamed fearfully as he fell ungracefully on his face. Thinking his torture was over, he made to run like a little girl back to the castle, when he felt something wrap around his wrist.

Three guesses what it was...

The balloon wasn't letting Lexaeus get away so easily. It pulled the Silent Zero (new name!) back into the air and let him plummet back to the ground about six more times before it decided to stop, but not without giving Lexaeus a punch to the balls for good measure. After making certain that Lexaeus wasn't going to get up any time soon, it floated away as if noting happened.

Lexaeus stayed face-down on the ground, and stayed in that position for about twenty minutes.

From the castle, Saïx and Xemnas walked over to where the beaten Silent Hero (I'll be nice this time...) and examined his beaten body. Saïx's mouth curled into a triumphant smirk as Xemnas popped out the video cassette of Lexaeus balloon beat-down that he'd been taping from a window that gave a clear view of the incident. Saïx kneeled down to Lexaeus' ear and muttered evilly, "This is for the picture."

Haha, based on Billy's Balloon on youtube. If you don't get the picture reference, then go read Giveaway (chapter 2)

I was laughing so hard while writing this cuz I was watching the video at the same time

And I'm writing this at 1:44 in the morning and I have to wake up at 6. Don't make me feel like I did this for nothing. Review damnit!

...please?

- Yazoo