Sita, stop telling people I've got a tramp of Tejas!
You're right. I should stop lying. It's actually the name Texas in a heart. Sorry!
Screw. You.
Where have you been all day?
El Salvador and Honduras' house. (: We went for a walk and worked in their garden for a bit.
Why didn't you tell me? I would have come!
Ahhhh, but mi hermano, you were not invited by Sal and Jorge.
...why not?
Because you're a northerner and that's gross.
Y'all just jealous I'm not stuck in the past!
Whatever. I'm going over tomorrow too. You should go and visit tu boiiii toiiii.
We're going through a bit of a rough patch. We aren't talking too much right now. It's...uhm...awkward to say in the least.
Awww, is it because Al's our cousin?
DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
Lolololol. Kayyyyy. I'm gonna go call Lovi and bother him. Baiiiii.
I want to get another tattoo!
You have one.
I have three akshully...
Why...are you talking like th- WAIT. THREE?
One on my ankle that says South. One on my left shoulder of the Mexican flag. You have no idea how many times I've had to get that changed. Shit, man. We've had...10 flags since our independence. And then I got one on my lower back.
You got a new one for every flag, didn't you? But uhm...you...have...a..tramp stamp...?
One would call it that...
OMG. WHAT IS IT? POR FAVOR NOT UN BUTTERFLY!
Lololol, no. I'm not a whore.
WHAT IS IT?
A bunny.
...
OW. THE FUCK, NORTE. THAT FUCKING HURT. DON'T PUNCH ME! I WAS JUST KIDDING. SHIT. THAT FUCKING HURT. It's actually a shark, like legit.
WOW. A friggin' shark? How drunk were you?
Not THAT drunk. Plus, it doesn't hurt as bad when you're drunk.
I'm so proud to have an alcoholic sister.
LOVE YOUUUUU~
ALFREDO.
i know, i'm awesome. (:
Shut up, asshole. I'm fucking half blind because of you.
DDD: why? what'd i do?
You had a fucking oil spill in MY Gulf! My glasses = Gulf Of Mexico. Since the Gulf is all oily, so are my glasses. I can't see out of them, so I can't wear them. Now, I have to walk around practically blind.
): I'm sorry.
SORRY. YOU'RE SORRY? ANIMALS ARE DYING AL! I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR THIS. Shit, now my budget is going to shrink even more. I'm never going to be able to go out again! UGH.
i'm honestly sorry! i'm trying to clean it!
I know, honey. Come on, let's go and get some ice cream. We'll think of some ways to clean my glasses.
ICE CREAM! Ow, ouch. You okay? There's a chair right there. here, i'll help you. Because i'm a hero! And i know how it feels to have my glasses taken away. -coughFERNANDOcough- Sorry, I still have a cold.
Shut up A-! HEY. TURN BACK ON THE LIGHTS. COME ON GUYS. UGH. NOW I HAVE TO GO FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH. DAMMIT, IT'S SO DARK IN HERE. SITAAAAAAAAAAaa!
(Crashes ensue as Mexico tries to find the light switch in the dark.)