07/16/2013

Carly was sitting on one of the beanbags in the studio when the door to the studio opened and Freddie and Sam walked in. Freddie went right to the lights and camera's and started fixing them up for a test run of Icarly. Sam walked over to Carly carrying two smoothies and a sandwich in her mouth. She handed Carly a smoothie then flopped in the bean bag next to her pulling her sandwich out of her mouth chunks of it missing already.

"ooh a smoothie how generous." Carly said sipping her drink. Sam said something she couldn't understand because of the food in her mouth.

"Sam." Was all Freddie said from the back of the room before Sam rolled her eyes and swallowed her food before talking.

" Spencer brought them in as we were headed up here. He was like SUPER happy about some chiz I wasn't paying enough attention because well." She help up her sandwich that Carly could see bacon hanging out of.

"One of his pieces sold really well to an art critic and it got him a lot of publicity. He has been asked to make a piece for public display at a museum of new age art." Freddie said as he came and sat next to Sam and sipped her smoothie which she only glared at him for but didn't object.

"Oh my god that's so great. He has been doing so much better lately I'm sure he is off the walls right now." Carly said as she pulled he script out of her book bag. Then she stopped and looked at Sam.

"Where did that sandwich come from. I'm pretty sure Spencer hasn't went to the store for groceries yet." She said pointing at it. Sam pointed at Freddie who was now on his laptop.

"He went and made at home it for me while I was still sleep. Isn't he so sweet he's such a girl." She teased as she looked at him he raised an eyebrow at her then looked at Carly before smiling and not saying a word.

"Ooohhk then now that we know Freddie is the girl in the relationship lets start this rehearsal." Carly said clapping her hands together. Everyone got up and into their places.

"Here we go. 5…4….3…2…"

"And that is why Kangaroos are secretly the best animals to use if you are going to take over the world." Carly said.

"Don't forget to tip your waiter goodnight everybody." Sam said waving to the camera. Freddie was about to close the webcast when.

"WAIT." Carly yelled as she ran over to Freddies cart. Freddie backed up and kept the camera on Carly unsure of hat she was doing.

" I don't know if all of you saw my post from yesterday on the Icarly site but here is this adorable picture of Sam And Freddie sleeping on my couch." Sam turned around with her mouth open as the picture of her sleeping on Freddie came on the screen. Freddie could see the aftermath coming and slowly put his camera down and eased out of the door.

"Isn't that cute. It goes to prove Sam does have a soft side. Oh and little fun fact she purrs in her sleep. Yep that right I heard it with my own two ears." Carly pulled on her ears. Sam growled and turned around facing Carly

"CAARRRLLLYYYY."

"Oh Sam come on it's cute and you can't hurt me you love me. But if you want to hurt someone Freddie knew I took the picture and didn't say a thing." Carly picked up the camera and turned it on Freddie who froze halfway out the door when he looked back at her with a surprised look on his face. He looked at Sam for a second then bolted. Camera turned the Camera on Sam who looked like she was debating chasing him or not before taking off after him.

"FREDWARD!" Her voice echoed down the hall way of the studio. Carly laughed as she turned the camera on herself.

"And THAT is the end of tonight's ICarly. But don't worry I'm pretty sure she wont hurt him…..too much." Carly hit the button and turned off the webcast.

Freddie sprinted down the stairs of the Shay's apartment and out the front door locking it behind him. He fiddled with his keys before managing to unlock his own door then locking it back behind him and dead bolting it. He ran to his room and locked that door too as he ran into his bathroom locking that door as well. It wasn't so much that he was afraid Sam would hurt him but he was afraid she would get even in her own twisted way. Now that is what scared him. So there he sat in his bathroom in his tub with the lights off and the curtain pulled. Those doors and locks wouldn't keep her out for long but he figured they should give him enough time to come up with an excuse. He heard the door to his apartment unlock then a loud crack which he figured was the dead bolt breaking from the frame. Next was his bedroom door crack and a loud thud, the sound of it hitting the floor. He laid flatter in his tub thinking of a good excuse. How was I supposed to know she would upload it I was half sleep. Damn it Carly why did you have to decide to involve me in a prank.

CRASH

The door to his bathroom was literally pulled off the hinges and disappeared into his room. Freddie could see Sam step in through the curtain and she looked right at the tub.

"Fredward you got two seconds before I pull you out of there." Was all she said.

"I swear I-." was all he got out before she yanked the curtain back and pulled him straight up out of the tub by his collar.

"Too late" She started dragging him out to his.

"Sam princess I swear I didn't know she was going to do that. I was half asleep when she took it. This is in know way my fault." He talked as fast as he could trying to explain. She threw him towards the bed making him land on his back.

" Sam come on it was harmless" He said trying to get up. She cut off anything else he would say as she straddled him and kissed him.

"Oh I know that was harmless but I'm not." She growled at him before biting his neck. It was like a switch had flipped and he grabbed her hips and tried to pull himself up and gain control but she wasn't having it. She used a hand to hold him in place as she kissed and bit his lips. He wanted to move and retaliate but he couldn't and it was killing him. He tried to at least touch her but she pinned both his arms down and gave him the scariest look she ever had.

"If you so much as move I'm going to hurt you in some very vulnerable places." Was all she said before biting him again. He was sure she was going to leave a mark but at this point he didn't care. He didn't want to get hurt but god this was torture and she knew it. She grinded herself against him obviously aware of what she was doing to him and he could on groan and grown in response. He was about fed up with it and about to say the heck with it when she rolled off of him. He looked at her disappointed.

"Next time you will make sure things like that don't happen won't you." She said close to his ear. He whimpered and nodded slowly looking at her like a puppy. She smiled ferally before rolling over and curling up.

"Uhm Sam what are you doing." Freddie asked confused. She looked over her shoulder at him like he was an idiot.

"I'm sleeping here tonight. In this bed you can share or get out" She answered before turning back over. Freddie just kind of sputtered trying to get words out but couldn't.

"Just sleeping Freddie. You are still on punishment." She said without looking at him. Freddie couldn't even argue with her so he just laid down with her and tried to sleep.

It was going to be a long night.

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