Dont worry. IM not using Twilight. I do not own Hetalia

"NOOO! I don't want to be a sparkly disco ball from Twilight!" America yelled.
"Don't worry you're not sparkly," said Britain. America let out a
sigh of relief. Just then, China collapsed. "I feel so feverish aru. I
feel so hot," he said. His face was all red. He was sweating. No doubt he
had picked up something from the wound. "Quick get him to his room
nya," said Japan. "I will do so," said France. He grew big bat
wings and flew up the stairs. "Please tell me I wasn't
hallucinating," said Germany.

"So in conclusion only Italy and China are normal," said France.
"Good thing Limey knows this stuff," said America. "Well, I
think we can talk this over in the morning," said Britain. "No! Not
in the morning! I'll die!" America said. "Fine, sunset the day after
tomorrow. I want to make a few lists. I'm going to bed," said Britain.
"Me too," said France. Everyone else went to bed except America,
Japan, and Germany. "You two are staying up?" America asked.
"Cats are nocturnal animals nya," said Japan. "I cannot feel
tiredness," said Germany, "I'm mostly just wondering if there's beer
in that fridge," he said. America and Germany raced down the stairs.
Germany got there first. It was jam packed with beer. "Oh yes!"
Exclaimed them both. "Oh I forgot I'm not solid," said Germany.
"Wait, can't ghosts take over people's bodies or something?" America
said. "Oh yeah. Hey Japan, can I borrow you for a second?" Germany
asked. "Sure nya," he said. Germany took over.
Unfortunately, no one got drunk, they just had a few drinks. Then Japan
returned to normal. "We'll still stay up with you nya," said Japan.
"Thanks Bros," he said, "you know this is really going to suck.
Where am I supposed to find blood? Plus I have to live without looking at
myself. That's torture for me! Also I can't have fun outside anymore!"
America complained. "Well, you do have some pretty bad ass advantages. Strength,
smell, sight, speed, hearing, the list goes on and on. Think of it as a good
thing." Germany said. "Thanks man, you're Awesome," he said. He
tried to hug Germany, but he ended up going through him. "I will try to
stay solid this time," said Germany. They tried to high five, but
America's hand ended up all full of mysterious blue goo. "Ewww! GROSS!
What is this?" America asked. "Ectoplasm," said Japan. After
America washed his hands, they watched anime the rest of the night. Later on
Japan left. America saw dawn breaking. "Ok see ya," he said. "Ok
um, Good Morning!" Germany said. "Good Morning," said America.
He went up to an empty room. There was a coffin. America was still creeped out
about this part. The inside was at least padded. "Good night for me,"
he sighed as he stepped inside the casket and shut the lid.