Sorry it's been so long guys! Did you all miss me? :3 I hope so /3 Aha, anyways I have the next chapter already written out, but I'm going over it for mistakes. It's going to be the longest chapter in the story thus far. I'm hoping to have it up tomorrow or the next day(:
Jessie: Welcome back!
Dawn: We've got a heck of a chapter for you guys!
Me: Hey! Those are my lines.
Jessie: Well we hardly got any speaking lines last chapter.
Dawn: Yeah!
Me: I can't make everyone happy. Now sit down. Well, Drew and Harley are still tap dancing and Tracey is with them, so they'll probably be gone for a little while. Which kinda messes up the set up for this chapter. So we're gonna jump ahead to a dare that doesn't include Harley, Drew, or Tracey. I think they'll be back halfway through this chapter. So we'll start with the longest dare we got right now. Twinleaffan124 dares Paul: "Paul...I dare you to explore every inch, YOU HEARD ME! EVERY INCH OF BOYLE VOLCANO IN ALMIA! NO EXCUSES! NOT ANOTHER VOLCANO! BOYLE VOLCANO! STARK MOUNTAIN CANNOT BE USED OKAY? You will only wear 7, not 8 or 5 or any other number! You need to wear 7 winter coats and jeans, mittens, 14 scarfs and you can only have the aid of Ash's Torkoal and a Drifblim. And you need to carry your Weavile on your back at all times, you can't let it fall or take a break, not even for a second! and you can't take your clothes off until you reached the crater or you'll need to start over again, oh! and you need to explore the magma chambers too...why did you think I told you that you need to have Ash's Torkoal? And you can only use Drifblim if there's a second floor and you need to explore on foot, except the magma of course...And finally you need to finish this in half an hour or you will get beaten up by my Infernape, who pretty much hates you because you abandoned pretty much a lot of your Pokemon, especially Chimchar. Try not to die okay?"
Everyone: *stares with wide eyes*
Me: Well...Twinleaffan124 certainly has a...um imagination.?
Paul: She's trying to kill me! I swear!
Me: Well...I don't know. It's a risk...What if I have to raise the rating...Oh God!
Misty: *stares at Interviewer then looks at Ash and Dawn* I seriously want to hit her right now. Ratings? He could die.
Dawn: Maybe she's a homicidal maniac.
Me: I can hear you. Anyways, Paul you better get to it...If it helps, I think the second floor was destroyed by Team Galactic last week.
Paul: Honestly, anything can help. Thank God for that.
Me: Hold on, *put ankle alarm on him* This will go off if you leave the place without Tracey there. I'll call him to pick you up when Drew and Harley are done.
Paul: *sigh* Alright. *leaves*
Misty: So...What now? Drew, Harley, Tracey, and Paul are gone. Can we take a break? I haven't slept in days, since we've been here.
Me: Hmm...Why not.
(One hour later.)
(Ash and Misty, still not allowed to be more than 3 inches apart are sleeping on the couch. Misty's head on Ash's shoulder. Brock is alseep in his chair. Gary is leaned against a wall, awake and talking to the Interviewer, both drinking coffee. Jessie and James are asleep on another couch, Meowth is laying on the ground near their feet. May is also asleep, but on the love-seat couch. Dawn is sleeping on her chair.)
Gary: How much are you getting paid to do this gig anyways?
Me: Well for every review the story gets, the company pays me about 10 grand.
Gary: Wow.
Me: Yep, it's pretty nice.
Gary: Do you get good dental insurance?
Me: Yeah. Yeah.
Gary: That's good.
(Tracey walks in with Drew and Harley, who take their seats and throw the tutu's at the other side of the room. Paul walks in behind them and falls down, passing out from dehydration.)
Me: Welcome back people. You okay, Paul?
Paul: Can I...take these...layers off?
Me: Yeah.
Paul: *takes the layers of clothes off and sighs in relief* Thank God.
Me: I wouldn't do that yet. Twinleaffan124 also dares you: "I dare you to race Barry, at Ice Lake, using an Empoleon (that is extremely aggressive) through the glaciers and whirlpools, and if you win, you get a special "treat"..."
Paul: Aww man. I can't catch a break can I?
Me: No. Now go.
(Paul leaves with Tracey and Barry. Paul's Empoleon headbutt's him before they start.)
Me: While he's gone lets move on, Pokemonrul432 asks Drew: "What is the worst thing that has ever happened to you?"
Drew: Signing that stupid contract and being stuck here.
Me: Okay, Pokemonrul432 also has a dare for you and Dawn-
Dawn: Yay!
Me: Pokemonrul432: "I dare you two to sing Angel of Music from the phantom of the opera and Drew you gotta sing Christine's Saprano PART! MHAAHAHAHA."
DAWN
Where in the world
have you been hiding?
Really - you were perfect
I only wish
I knew your secret
Who is this new
tutor?
DREW
Father once spoke of an angel
I used to dream he'd appear
Now as I sing I can sense him
and I know he's here.
Here in this room he calls me softly
Somewhere inside, hiding
Somehow i know he's always with me
He, the unseen genius
DAWN
Christine, you must have been dreaming
Stories like this can't come true
Christine, you're talking in riddles,
and it's not like you.
DREW
Angel of music, guide and guardian
Grant to me your glory
DAWN
Who is this angel?
This...
BOTH
Angel of music, hide no longer.
Secret and strange angel.
DREW
He's with me even now.
DAWN
Your hands are cold.
DREW
All around me.
DAWN
Your face, Christine, it's white.
DREW
It frightens me.
DAWN
Don't be frightened.
Everyone: *Applause's and laughs*
Me: Bravo! We also have a dare from Pokemonrul432 for Misty: "I dare you to complement each of your sisters on something different...and mean it."
Misty: Oh, For the love of all things beautiful...
Ash: It's not as bad as most people's dares.
Me: Tracey!
(Tracey walks in with Misty's sisters; Kissy marks on his face.)
Me: *staring at Tracey* Enjoying yourself?
Tracey: *pauses to think*…Yeah. Yeah.
Me: Good to know. Misty go on.
Misty: Oh boy. Well…Daisy-
Me: Wait!
Misty: What?
Me: I should remind you that you have a lie-detector on still.
Misty: Oh! Crud, I better think of something else then. Umm…Daisy you're nice.
Daisy: Aww! Thank you!
Misty: Lily you have nice hair.?
Lily: I know!
Misty: Violet, you have...Great style.
Violet: What? My hair's not pretty?
Misty: Oh boy.
Me: Tracey, take them out again.
Tracey: Can do. *leaves with the girls*
Me: Pokemonrul432 asks May: "Wat was your MOST embarassing Moment?"
May: Well it's a tie between the time my mom tried to catch me thinking I was a Pokemon or the time Harley thought me and Drew were dating. As if.
Drew: Oh come on, May.
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
(Paul walks in, bruises covering his arms. He winces with every step before sitting down.)
Dawn: What happened?
Paul: I won. So my "treat" was getting beat up by an Infernape and Absol.
Misty: Ouch!
Ash: Geez.
Paul: No kidding.
May: I'm sorry. Maybe if you try and be a little nicer, Twinleaffan124 won't hate you...*puts hand gently on Paul's shoulder* As much anyways.
Paul: *sighs* If only.
Drew(looking at May's hand on Paul's shoulder): ...*frowns*
May: *looks at Interviewer* Could you at least do something about this?
Me: *shrugs* Well...I guess I could save you from Twinleaffan421's other dares...
Paul: No. I can take it.
May: Are you kidding? She'll probably kill you. *smirks and looks at Interviewer* Wouldn't it be a shame if you had to raise the rating?
Me: Gah! It's my Achilles heel! Twinleaffan124 has been a very loyal reader though. Sorry, Paul but your contract says you have to do it...
Paul: Whatever.
Me: Twinleaffan124 also dares you: "I dare you to wear a pink dress, pink tutu, pink shoes, pink cape, pink underwear, pink headband with a pink bow on, and pretend to be supergirl with the whole world watching: the paparazzi, the fans, the antifans, the staff, the emperors and empresses, the kings and queens, the prince and the princesses, every kid in the world and their parents and grandparents. Everyone on wide screen televisions, even all the Pokemon!"
Ash: I should be laughing right now...But this chick really is trying to ruin you.
Paul: Are you kidding? This is the nicest dare she's done so far. At least under all that pink no one will know it's me.
Drew: Except for us. *smirks*
May: *rolls eyes at Drew, then looks at Paul* No one is gonna tell anyone it's really you, Paul.
(Paul goes backstage and puts on the pink dress, pink tutu, etc. Then walks out on stage while Tracey opens the door for the paparazzi. The world watches as Paul stands there on stage pretending to be supergirl.)
James: These dares are getting hard to watch.
Brock: Painful is more like it. *looks away*
Ash: Yeah, I mean I hate the guy but this is a little overboard.
Me: Tracey, send them out.
(Tracey pushes the paparazzi out, getting hit with a camera or two in the process.)
Tracey: I'm getting paid right? By the end of this whole thing, I'm gonna need a trip to the doctor.
Me: Well discuss that later. Alright, Paul you can get out of that stuff now.
(Paul goes backstage and changes)
Paul: That was humiliating. I'm just glad my life wasn't in danger.
May: Well, you will be glad to know Twinleaffan124 has one more dare and then your done for a while...
Paul: *sighs* The best news yet. I think I love you right now.
Drew: *grumbles* Interviewer, give him the dare already.
Me: Oh! Sorry, I zoned out a bit. Alright, Twinleaffan124's final dare for Paul: "Okay I finally got it! You need cross a pool full of Gyrados, with whirlpools that were made by Kingdras, Lanturns that my electrify you, countless Tentacruels that will poison you if you get anywhere near their territory which is just about everywhere, Cloysters that will freeze you into a glacier if you touch them, Feraligatr if you get too close will bite you, and Carvanas and Sharpedos that will chase you if they spot you. This will be final dare for the next chapter if he stops holding a grudge against me. Sigh...Revenge is sweet!"
Paul: I doubt you'll answer this, but Twinleaffan124 I got a question for you; Why do you hate me? Seriously. What did I do?
Me: Hmm...I wonder if she'll answer. T'ill then, *pushes button and pool appears* good luck. Please don't die okay?
Paul: Why on Earth would I do that?
(Paul jumps in and starts swimming. Lanturn shocks him and Carvanas and Sharpedos spot him, then begin to chase him. He makes it to the other side alive.)
Everyone: *applause*
Paul: Oh. My. God. It's finally over.
Me: For now. Alright, Dragonlion asks everyone: "What song describes you best? Sort of like what you think your theme song would be."
Meowth: Wow...
Dawn: Yeah...
Me: Huh?
Harley: No ones in danger right now...It's like...
Drew: The first time...Ever.
Me: ...Your right.
Ash: I think mine would be Eye of the Tiger by Survivor.
Misty: I can see it. Mine would be, When I'm Gone by 3 Doors Down, maybe?
Jessie: If We Ever Meet Again by Timbaland and Katy Perry.
James: Same with Jessie. We disguise ourselves alot.
Meowth: Bad Day by Daniel Powter. I'm so unlucky sometimes.
Brock: Haven't Met You Yet by Michael Buble.
Gary: Get Close by Call the Cops.
Me: I love that song! It's freaking awesome!
Gary: Exactly.
May: Ether Smile by Uncle Kracker or According To You by Orianthi.
Harley: Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner
Drew: Break Your Heart by Taio Cruz
Paul: I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin.
Me: Alright, that wraps things up here. Until next time!
With the song thing, I swear I had writers block xD So I just looked through some songs on my iPod and some on the radio(: