06-10-14 RAW
RAW started off with Seth and Paige in the ring as footage was shown from last week. It showed Dean and me embarrassing Seth and then me attacking Paige. Then it showed The Authorities attack on us.
'That's what happens when you disrespect us. Now, I'm a patient man, I stand for a lot of things, but one thing you do not do is embarrass Seth Rollins. I am Mr. Money in the Bank. I am the living, breathing, future of the WWE' Seth was ranting until Paige got his attention and pointed to J&J Security who were at ringside trying to get his attention.
'What? You want me to leave? You don't think I understand what I'm doing out here? You don't think that I get that I'm a marked man, that I put a target on my back? Oh, I get it. I get it and I've got news for you. I've got news for you. I love it. This is what I live for. Look at me, standing here in the center of this ring, all eyes on me. Everybody wants a piece of Seth Rollins.
Ambrose, your beloved Kaylee Ambrose, she can't wait to get her hands on me. But I've got news for you Kay! You had your chance with me and you blew it! I've got a new girl!' Seth shouted pulling Paige to his side just as Cena bolted down to the ring and started attacking Seth until he jumps the barricade with Paige and runs into the crowd.
Paige and Seth are laughing in the crowd only to turn around to see Dean and myself standing there. We grin at them before attacking them. They run from us back towards the ring and Seth is brought over the barricade by Cena. Dean then climbs onto the barricade and jumps on both Cena and Seth as I grab Paige and toss her into the steel steps.
J&J Security try to attack us which allows Seth to pick up Paige and run back up the ramp with her over his shoulders. Dean throws Noble to me and I hit him with a Samoan Drop like Roman does and Dean hits Mercury with Dirty Deeds. Cena is pacing in the ring while Dean sits on the apron and I stand in between his legs and he wraps his arms around my waist with his head on my shoulder as Authority music comes on and HHH and Steph walk out.
'We are not letting this show dissolve into chaos before it even gets started. Now, we told Seth Rollins and Paige if they came out here, the three of you are going to get involved, but he let his ego override his brain, something the three of you know a little bit about' Steph said as Dean and I joined Cena in the ring and I sat on the corner turnbuckle
'And I'm just going to go out on a limb after what we saw on SMACKDOWN and say the Ambrose Couple and Cena weren't working together on this little tandem attack here. But it is clear that you both want the opportunity to get a piece of Seth Rollins. And it is a well-known fact that there is one thing The Authority stands for and that is opportunity, right, Steph?' HHH asked
'That's right, Hunter. And since the three of you want to get your hands on Seth Rollins and Seth Rollins says that he welcomes the challenge, I throw it to all of you. WWE Universe, would you like to see John Cena and Dean Ambrose get their hands on Seth Rollins?' Steph asked and the crowd cheered loudly
'Then we're going to give it to you right here in that very ring tonight. It will be John Cena and Dean Ambrose taking on Seth Rollins. And his partner, Kane, and their partner, Randy Orton, in a handicap match. Careful what you wish for, boys. Have a good night' HHH announced
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Dean and I make our way down to the ring. Dean gets in the ring and holds the ropes for me before I grab a microphone and hand it Dean and then grab one myself
'Yeah. I couldn't sit back there any longer. I've been kicking something around in the back of my head for the last hour or so and something is really, really bothering me. See, lately John Cena, he's been kind of up in our space. And I don't think I like it' I said cracking my neck
'John Cena's my partner tonight just like he was supposed to be my partner last week on SMACKDOWN, I thought, and then this happened' Dean said as footage showed Dean and myself getting dismantled by Kane and Orton.
'I told you John Cena, 'don't give me a reason not to like you' and I'm trying, John. I'm trying real hard, but before we go to battle together tonight, why don't you just come out here right now and why don't we just settle this issue face to face right now? Let's hash it out. Please John. Indulge me with your presence' Dean begged as John's music came on and he came out to the ring and Dean paced and I leant against the ropes. The crowd booed John
'Dean Ambrose' John said and the crowd cheered
'The unstable Dean Ambrose' John said and the crowd cheered loudly
'The same Dean Ambrose right before that match happened that went on-air and said you want to embarrass Seth Rollins. You want to get your hands on Seth Rollins and you will do anything to do so. The very same Dean Ambrose that launched himself at me earlier on today, that Dean Ambrose' John said as I sighed and knew this wasn't going to end well so I just sat on the turnbuckle and watched
'Well, Good. Because I actually agree with you. Because if you all understand Dean Ambrose's actions, then y'all understand mine and so do you which means we're clear' John said before going to leave
'Yeah. We're clear. You're right. I would have done the same thing to you, because I don't give a crap about you. And you don't give a crap about me, but if there's one thing we have in common, John, we don't care what other people think of us. I don't like you and you don't like me. Now that that's all out in the open, maybe we can coexist for one night, but if not, then that's fine. I don't care, because I have no problem dropping you where you stand right now, and taking on The Authority with the only person in the WWE that I do care about, my wife, the devious beauty, Kaylee Ambrose' Dean said
'We saw how well that went last time, The Authority crushed your wife's throat with a steel chair and put your head through cinder blocks and you both were out of action for several weeks and months' John said and I jumped from the turnbuckle
'Oh yeah, and who is going to help us? You? Cause we saw how well you work in a team last week didn't we?' I snapped and Dean smirked but pulled me to his side to stop me attacking him.
'But you know what though, Mr. Ambrose? I got to admit. You both have something that no other WWE Superstar or Diva has, something I haven't seen in a long time, guts. The guts to say and do whatever the hell you want. Just remember, saying and doing whatever the hell you want has consequences, because when you say what you want to a man standing in this ring that has got zero problem with dropping you and your wife's ass right here… well, I'll put it so you can understand, Mr. Ambrose. You're giving me a reason not to like you. Don't give me a reason not to like you' John warned and Dean rolled his shoulder back as I paced the ring behind him.
'I'm kind of hungry, babe, you hungry?' Dean asked and I nodded
'I think I'm going to take my beautiful wife and get out of here. I'm going to hop in the Q train and I'm going to head to Coney Island, maybe take a ride of the cyclone, and maybe grab a hotdog…' Dean said
'Oh, can we check out the Wonder Wheel?!' I said excitedly jumping up and down
'Sure we can. Good luck tonight' Dean said before we dropped the microphone and left the ring hand in hand.
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Cena and Seth start. Seth quickly tags in Kane. Cena with a series of gut shots to Kane early. Cena goes after Seth, but Kane knocks him down. Throat thrust by Kane, Orton tags in. Orton with a clothesline in the corner to Cena, followed by a stomp. Gut kick, another stomp and right hands by Orton. Cena fights back with right hands, nails Kane with an elbow, but Orton catches him with the snap slam for a near fall. Kane in, gut kick to Cena. Kane with a clothesline to Cena in the corner. Seth is in now that Cena is down. Seth stomps away at Cena in the corner and chokes him with his boot. Seth with a running elbow in the corner and trash talks Cena, kicking at him. Seth pie faces Cena, but Cena fights back with right hands. Cena runs into a back elbow by Seth, then Seth goes to the middle rope and hits a Blockbuster for a near fall. Seth trash talks Cena more and hits another right hand. Seth kicks at Cena some more, then chokes him in the ropes. Orton gets a cheap shot in from the apron. Cena comes back with a clothesline, then knocks Kane & Orton off the apron. Seth misses a clothesline and Cena with 2 flying shoulder tackles. Seth misses another clothesline and Cena hits the Proto-Plex. Cena hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle.
Cena goes for the AA, but Kane hits him with a big boot, causing the ref to ring the bell.
Kane lays out Cena afterward with a Choke slam. Orton goes for the RKO, but Dean's music hits and he comes out on a rolling Hot Dog cart with me sitting on the front of it. Dean takes a bite out of a hot dog and rolls the cart down the ramp way and Kane & Orton go after Dean, but Dean has ketchup & mustard dispensers, spraying Kane & Orton with them! I then jump from the cart into Kane & Orton! Dean goes after Seth in the ring, but Kane shoves the cart into me before Orton and Kane nail Dean from behind! Cena comes into help, clotheslining Seth to the outside, nailing Orton with an AA and clotheslining Kane. Dean with a top rope suicide onto Seth on the outside, then I throw sauerkraut on him. Dean has a pair of tongs and drives them into Seth's crotch! Cena grabs Kane and hits him with an AA!
Seth, Kane & Orton head up the ramp, but then, the Authority's music hits and Triple H and Stephanie McMahon head out onto the ramp way.
'That's an impressive mess. Who would have thought Ambrose and Cena back on the same page again? And here's the thing, you still want to fight Seth Rollins. Well, you're going to get the chance to fight Seth Rollins, but first, you're going to have to fight each other. At the Pay-Per-View, Hell in a Cell, John Cena will go one-on-one with Dean Ambrose. The winner will not only get to face Seth Rollins, but will get to face Seth Rollins inside Hell in a Cell' HHH said
'Which means either way, either John Cena or Dean Ambrose will go straight to hell' Steph added
Cena and Dean stare each other down, but then Dean nails Cena with a modified Dirty Deeds.
Dean and I stare down The Authority from in the ring and stands tall over Cena.
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