Robin: K9!
K9: ... Why are you here? You're supposed to be in my other story.
Robin: I came to ask when you're going to update that story!
K9: ...I had writer's block ok though I'll update soon. Since you interrupted this story you might as well say it.
Robin: They own nothing, now update ours!
VII
On some random street in New Jersey…
"Where are we?" Jaz asked.
"We should be around the camp now," Julian answered.
"We've been wondering around New York for days!" Alyssa screamed.
"My feet are tired!" Cleo said.
"Who has the map?" Zia asked.
"Felix!" Everyone screamed.
"So Penguin No. 221, do we go left or right here?" Felix asked.
"Let me see that!" Zia said and ripped the map out of his hands, "What? This says we're in New Jersey! Also, why a penguin army?"
"Well, that's where the penguin said to go, also they're cutie putooties!" Felix replied.
"Why did we let him navigate?" Jaz asked.
"Why didn't I go with Sadie when she left?" Bast asked herself like a crazy person, though walking with the others, surprised she still has a shred of sanity left.
Back at Camp Half-Blood…
Nico wasn't having a good day, though that's pretty normal for a child of Hades; this was different though, because normally the bad days he got were pretty good to him. Confused? Good you should be. It all started once they joined the war:
"Let's join this war!" Nico exclaimed.
A few hours later…
"Ok, role call, fall into position when I call your name, second in command, Nico!" General Jason exclaimed.
"Here," He said.
"Colonel Hazel and Piper!"
"Here," They both chimed.
"Sergeant Frank!"
"Why am I below my girlfriend?"
"Don't question me!"
"Girlfriend? We need to have a talk later mister!" Nico screamed. At this point both Frank and Hazel were nervous. Frank for his life and love for Hazel, and Hazel because she was worried one of them would see her dad early and she might be demoted.
"Do your annoying over protective brother stuff later, can we just get on with it?" Katie yelled.
"Right, privates Mara, Katie, and Willow,"
"Here!" Willow happily screamed.
"Present," Mara said.
"Why are we so low in command?" Katie asked.
"Just say here and we can move on!" Jason shouted.
"Here! Happy?"
"Moving on, so we'll start in front of cabin three and…" Nico started
"You're not in charge! So we'll start in front of cabin three and surround the colonists, and trap them within the cabin," Jason explained.
Nico was silently glaring at the blonde Superman.
"Privates, you are to nail the windows down, Frank turn into what ever animals you have to and find any other ways to escape and report back to me. Then we'll move forward and have Nico and Hazel seal up the rest of the ways to escape. Pipes will use her charmspeak and convince local nymphs to barricade them inside," Jason said.
The plan sounded ridiculous and hair brained, though it's better then what Percy could come up with. Face it; hair brained is better then seaweed brained. It was crazy though it might just work. Note: it says might.
The privates moved out towards the windows only to step on land mines (courtesy of Clarisse) and came back to Cabin 13 in smoke. Frank had some better luck to hit an electrical fence as a falcon; obviously Clarisse was the head of security and booby traps.
Back at cabin 13 the "neutralist" were going over their failure, "Ok so here's what went wrong, the privates were to noisy, Frank stinks at stealth, and we got out smarted by Percy, Percy!" Jason screamed.
"Don't you mean you were out smarted by Percy?" Mara asked.
"No, no, this was a team effort," Jason said.
"I thought you were the leader…" Hazel said.
"Um…" Jason struggled.
"Where were you two?" Katie asked.
"Awaiting important information to launch phase two of the plan and important battle preparation," Jason replied.
"Yes, sitting in a kiddy pool and drinking lemonade is important battle preparations," Nico said sarcastically.
"I was doing stuff…" Jason said.
"Like what?"
"Um… I'll get back to you on that, though what about you!"
"I was scoping out the field through the telescope! Also when Frank hit the electric fence the skeleton that rose up to save him, that was my doing!" Nico answered.
"Hmmm… do I detect mutiny?" Jason said and handed him a toothbrush, "now scrub the toilet until it shines! I want to see my face in the potty!"
"I would too like to see you face in the toilet! Also it's clean!" Nico screamed, "Do I look like a maid to you?" [1]
"Well you do were a lot of black like a maid…" Mara said.
"Great idea!" Jason said and handed him a maid's dress and a vacuum, "Now remember to iron everyone's cloths, shine the window, and can you do something about that door? It has a terrible screeching sound when you open it,"
"I'm not the maid!" Nico muttered and walked away, "No one would miss me if I disappeared".
Meanwhile in Washington D.C. …
"Are you sure this is it? I see the Whitehouse…" Jaz said.
"FELIX!"
Ele: Why was a guy in tights and a cape walking out of here? Is he a ballerina?
K9: Oh, um he just wanted to say hi and no.
Mara: You know all superheroes make the same mistake, they all wear tights.
Drew: 1) They're spandex's 2) Superboy doesn't
K9: I'm scared I have something in common with Drew…[3]
Drew: What? It's fashion!
K9: Now I'm terrified, I know fashion?
Messy: I'm just doing to say it: Thanks for reading and please review!
[1] One of the best lines in HOA so I had to get one of the Percy Jackson people to say it as well
[2] That is truly frightening
Lastly since I get the feeling some of you may be confused I'm going to add this at the end of every chapter to help you with everything:
The 'British' think Nina is evil
The 'Colonist' think Patricia is evil
The 'Neutralist' think both of them are evil
Cater is getting the kids in Isis house to help the 'British'
Once inside the boarder you can't leave
Sinners can be made at any time rather then just at noon and midnight
Hope this helped!