So. I was re-reading chapter six when I realized that I forgot something. I hope you enjoy your surprise. ^_^

The following night, around 3AM...

"Shh," RS said to CDS as they sneaked into DPS and DYS's house. RS had forgotten something important, and CDS had wanted to help him with it.

"Really? Shh? You're telling me to shush? I'm a ninja, bitch."

"Ugh. Just stop talking."

They slipped into the library silently, searching in the dark. RS was about to give up and turn the lights on, hoping DYS and DPS wouldn't notice the light, when he spotted a pair of pale hands.

"Over here!" he whispered to CDS.

"Excellent." CDS picked the book up then exited the house with RS. "Did you bring the matches?" he asked. RS reached into his pocket, pulling out a small box.

CDS threw the book on the ground as RS lit a match. He dropped the burning match on the book and watched it catch fire.

"What the hell?" said DYS, pausing mid-lick at the sight of a fire in the distance.

"Wha...?" said DPS dazedly, lying on the table, his eyelashes fluttering. "Don't... Don't stop..." he murmured.

"There's a fire outside," he replied, frowning as he started walking to the door.

DPS sat up immediately, then slid off the table, following his husband out of the house.

"What exactly are you doing?" yelled DYS, storming over to CDS and RS.

RS looked up at him. "Dude, you have whipped cream on your chin," he said, looking confused. "And why don't you have a shirt on?"

When DPS emerged from the house with no shirt, but whipped cream all over his chest, RS and CDS looked horrified.

"RS? CDS? What are you doing here?" asked DPS, clearly forgetting about his current shirtlessness as he looked at the two of them in confusion. "And why are you burning a book?"

"You have Twilight," RS said, shrugging.

"Had," CDS corrected him, watching the fire die down. But DPS and DYS weren't paying attention. DPS had noticed the whipped cream on DYS's chin and had taken the liberty of licking it off for him. DYS responded with a passionate kiss then slowly worked his way down to the whipped cream on his chest.

RS tried to ignore them for a while as he prodded the fire with a stick, making sure that the book was completely gone. When DPS started moaning, he decided that it was time to step in.

"SO," he said loudly, causing them to jump apart. RS smiled, happy to have their attention. "Why do you have Twilight anyway?"

"HAD," yelled CDS from the top of a tree, popping his head out of the leaves.

RS literally jumped in surprise, his left foot landing in the nearly-dead flames. His shoelaces caught fire before he could move his foot. "Fuck," he muttered, slipping the shoe off his foot and slapping it against a tree. DYS barely reacted, used to CDS's insanity by now. He merely looked up at him, giving him an exhausted look as CDS sneaked back into the tree, out of sight once again. DPS was oblivious to the whole situation as he stared hungrily at DYS, who now had whipped cream on his cheek.

Once RS had composed himself and put his shoe back on, he looked back up at DPS and DYS. "So?" he said, acting as though nothing had happened.

DYS scowled at the pile of ashes. "Riker gave it to Darren as a joke. Then Darren gave it to us on our anniversary."

"Darren would re-gift Twilight," muttered RS, rolling his eyes. He heard a tree branch break somewhere in the dark and a light thud as a body fell to the ground. RS snickered loudly. "Nice one, CDS," he called over to the form lying on the ground.

"That's not me," said CDS, materializing next to RS.

Frowning, DYS walked over to the dark lump cautiously, then poked it. Deciding that the body was unconscious, he rolled it over. He chuckled to himself, seeing who it was, and walked away.

"..So who is it?" asked RS.

"Go see for yourself," he replied, smirking. RS narrowed his eyes at him, then walked over.

When he saw who it was, he groaned loudly. "FOR FUCK'S SAKE," he yelled angrily. DPS immediately gasped and covered his ears. RS leaned over and shook RG until he regained consciousness.

"Mmph.." said RG, his eyes still shut.

"GET UP."

RG's eyes flew open. He jumped to his feet when he saw RS glaring down at him.

"Hi there," he said, throwing him a flirty smile. RS huffed in response then grabbed his arm, dragging him off towards the car. He turned back for a second to say goodbye to DPS and DYS, but they had already resumed their licking, so he decided against it. When they reached RS's car, RG leaned against it as RS glanced around for CDS.

"Boo," said a voice from behind him. RS leapt forward in shock, spinning around and stumbling backwards into the arms of RG.

CDS grinned maniacally as RG beamed up at RS, who immediately stepped away from him, glowering at the both of them.

"You," said RS, pointing at RG, "I assume you hid in my car?" RG nodded happily. "Ugh. Well get in the backseat. We're leaving now."

RG hopped in the car as RS turned around to face CDS. When he only saw darkness in front of him, he looked around in confusion. Finally, he spotted CDS leaning against his motorcycle, chuckling to himself. RS gave him one last scowl before he entered his car.

CDS smiled, watching the teal car turn the corner and drive off into the night, before hopping onto his own jet black motorcycle and heading in the opposite direction.

THE ENDDDD! Well. The end of this fic. I have another idea for the whole group that I stole from one of Ashia's tweets. Anyway. I adore how shameless DYS and DPS are in this chapter. And I used the pre-LTS RG for this. And I hadn't realized that the whipped cream kink was taken already when I wrote it. Sorry!

This is your surpriiiise! Sorry it isn't a flying meese constructed of sunglasses or a dancing panda bear that pops up whenever Thing2 or Emilee fails. Also, sorry it's so short. I hope you liked it nonetheless!