REVISED: 07/09/18: Fixed a couple of grammar mistakes and added an Extra Scene at the end.
Hey I'm back with another chapter of The 'older siblings' story.
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This chapter is basically me screwing around with the characters and their siblings. I wanted them to have some kind of development before I move on with the plot. Don't worry about me forgetting the episodes and doing my own stuff, I'll do it in the next chapter. But right now, let's have a little fun with everyone.
That's all and I hope you enjoy the chapter.
Disclaimer Star vs. The Forces of Evil belongs to Daron Nefcy.
Story and OC are mine.
The 'Talk'
- Echo Creek Academy -
It was just another typical day in the academy, with everyone being killed with boredom and Marco being the only one paying attention to the lesson. It was Science class and they were discussing about the human anatomy. Since Miss Skullnick was more of a Math teacher, a man with a doctoral degree filled in for her. Once the man mentioned something about 'the birds and the bees', everyone then paid attention. It just so happens that the bell rang; signifying the day is over. Before everyone left the classroom, the doctor still had one parting message.
"Now class..." He prolonged to get the class' attention. "We will have an upcoming test tomorrow and it's going to cover all about the birds and the bees. I know we didn't have any time to discuss this topic today, but I think it's better to get the lecture from your parents. It is a very special and personal topic for families; hence I'm not able to tell you specific details about the matter. And with that being said, you are dismissed."
After the doctor told them about the test, they all left the room. Star and Marco then saw their siblings just outside the door, waiting in the hallway. Once they regrouped, Marco then decided to ask his brother something personal...
"Hey Mako." Marco called out to his brother. "Do you know something about 'the birds and the bees'?"
Mako looked shocked; as if he was struck by lighting. "W-why are you asking me that?"
"Well, we have this test tomorrow and the teacher said it covers that topic." Marco clearly explained; making his brother somewhat calmer than earlier. "He also told us to ask mom and dad, but I think I'm better off asking you."
"Yeah sis! I'd rather ask you than mom and dad." Star chimed in.
"Don't involve me in this conversation." Eudora replied back.
"Well then..." he sighed before directly looking at Marco. "Since you two are about to become adults, we're going to need as much help as possible."
"Help?" Marco tilted his head. "Why would we need help?"
"Don't ask."
- At The Diaz Residence -
Before walking home, Mako then decided to call his friends to help him. Everyone including Oliver; who didn't even dream of coming, was sitting in the living room. Since they were supposed to give them 'The Talk', Mako told everyone to invite their younger siblings with them as well. The younger ones sat on the couch while the older ones stood up like they were about to present something. The young siblings included Marco, Star, Janna, Jackie, Oskar, and Eric; Ema's little brother. The old one's were none other than Mako, Eudora, Jenny, Jason, Oliver, and Ema. All of the people in the room besides Mako didn't know what was going on. Mainly because of the fact that the second he found them, is the second he tied all of them in a rope like a stampede. Of course, everyone was mad (but don't think about including Jenny in the list of 'people that was mad at Mako'.).
"Why would we need help again for this discussion?" Marco asked for the second time; slightly irritated.
Mako scoffed before answering. "The reason is simple, but I don't want to tell you about it."
Marco's eyes twitched. He wanted to know what was his mysterious reason, but eventually gave it up. He knew when Mako kept something from his family or friends, he'll do his best to keep it unwanted and unnoticed. Sure, he told them some of his secrets from time to time. But he never once let something out of his mouth that is extremely important. Either that or he's just plainly screwing with Marco...Maybe it's the latter...Definitely the latter.
"What's going on by the way?" Star innocently asked them. "I thought we're going to talk about the birds and the bees or something."
"We'll get there." Mako quickly responded.
He then turned to his friends and talked to them. "Okay guys, listen up."
"Before we do, can you tell us why you pulled us with a rope just to get here?" Jason said with a deadpan expression. "You could've asked."
"Yeah dude." Oliver chimed in. "I was planning on sleeping the whole day bro!"
"I had some experiments that I wanted to do as well!" Ema whined.
"It is very confusing at the fact that you tied me as well." Eudora added to the conversation. "We do live in the same house, remember?"
"Looks like my boyfriend is making some moves on me." Jenny slyly smirked while gazing at Mako.
"Ugh..." He cringed at her statement before answering them. "Let me explain myself. Marco just asked me a strange question earlier, and I need your help answering it. Since I'm going to give Marco the 'talk' along with Eudora and Star, I figured that we might as well do it together. Dad already told me about this and I can pretty much recall every single thing he said about 'the birds and the bees'." Mako boasted and explained. "So don't worry about me not knowing anything this time."
"Oh..." They said in unison.
Meanwhile...
"What're they talking about?" Jackie asked to the group. "Is this really that important?"
"I mean it's a test..." Marco then realized who he was talking to. His cheeks then flushed red. "S-so I-it must be important, r-right?"
"Not really." Janna commented. "I'm not up for tests or anything. I'm just here 'cause my lovestruck sister would've brought me here anyways, just because of your big bro. So instead of forcing me to go to Mako, your brother himself did her job."
"What's the big deal anyways?" Star questioned. "Can't they just tell us what it's about?"
"Yeah man." Oskar agreed. "I really could use some alone time inside my room that my mom always wants to clean."
"I still have to play videogames later." Eric added.
Everybody looked at Eric and observed him. He wore a blue striped T-shirt with some baggy jeans and running shoes, he had large headphones that covered his neck and a watch. His face was not quite good as Mako or Jason, but it's somewher between okay and good. He had a slender frame like his sister as well. Eric's hair was black and pointed forwards. He was pretty decent overall, some might consider him good-looking while some might not.
"What's taking them so long?" Janna impatiently asked.
Before anyone could further add anymore comments to Janna's question, Mako quickly turned around with a smirk on his face. Marco knew what that smirk meant, it means that how came up with an idea or something. As his brother, he was pretty much correct.
"So..." Mako prolonged before inching closer to the teens. "Ready to learn the birds and the bees for the test tomorrow?"
"Finally." All of them answered.
"Before we start. I'd like to tell you on how we're going to do this." Mako reminded. "We'll take turns on explaining this. The arrangement is Eudora, Jason, Oliver, Jenny, Ema, then me." He thoroughly explained. "Any questions?"
"Can we just get on with this?" Janna remarked.
"I guess that's a no." Mako face-palmed before moving to the side and being replaced by Eudora.
Reporter Number One: Eudora Butterfly
"So..." Star started. "What's all of this about, sis?"
"To be honest, Star..." She prolonged "This subject might be a little too explicit for you."
"That's okay!" She innocently replied. "I'm already fourteen sis! I can handle this!"
"You said the same thing as well when you first got the wand." She answered with a deadpan expression. "Fine then. The birds and the bees is a very explicit subject, so take this seriously."
"Geez sis, you worry too much."
Eudora just sighed at the response. "Okay, let me tell you..."
She just paused before blushing like an idiot. "The b-birds and the b-bees is when you make l-love to someone you really care about. T-This process m-might include lots and lots o-of...kissing and cuddling. I can't do this anymore!"
Eudora then covered her pink face with her hands and went to the side with the others. The younger ones just stared in confusion, either from Eudora's extremely simple explaination or the fact that she became pink. Before anyone could say anything, Mako quickly stepped in front of the siblings and gave them an awkward smile. He then scratched his head in before decided to tell them the details about Eudora's sudden outburst. He explained that she was just having a hard tike explaining it to them and that it was rather embarrassing to discuss about. The younger one looked in realization while saying "Ahh..." in unison.
"So who's next?" Mako then turned to his friends.
"I think I'm next." Jason answered him. He stood up and replaced Mako's spot.
Reporter Number Two: Jason Lee Thomas
"Okay guys." Jason started. "Since Eudora already told you guys the basics of it, let's use our imagination for this."
"I'm good at that!" Star proudly said.
"Imagine this..." Jason prolonged. "Think of a boy that you like; or a girl that you like. Then imagine making uh...great love with them. Like what Eudora said earlier, the kissing and cuddling. But instead of the normal thing where just simply kiss the lips, something very umm...touchy happens between the two of them. So basically, that's pretty much it." He explained very clearly and a little filtered, but clear nonetheless. "Oh I almost forgot! You do have to use a certain part of your body in order to have a baby. You can't just use your lips ALL of the time."
While his explanation might be clear and really detailed, people with pure minds; i.e. Star, still really didn't get the message. Sure, people like Marco did have a pink face when Jason mentioned the words 'great love' and 'touchy', but it still feels like he was thinking something a little more innocent than what all of them were talking. That being said, because Jason's statement went over the younger siblings' minds. The declaration was a failure. It wasn't bad, but it was a failure nonetheless.
"So." Mako stood up and faced them. "Did you guys get it? Because if you don't, then we'll have to continue until you get it, or until all of us our done with our explanation." "Please say yes. Please say yes!"
"I guess I didn't get it." Eric stated. "The only thing I understood from him was that this included kissing and cuddling or something like that."
"Count me in on that as well." Jackie chimed in.
"I wasn't listening." Oskar nonchalantly said.
"I don't think he made any sense whatsoever." Janna whined.
"I got lost when he said 'great love'." Star added.
"I don't know the details," Marco sighed before continuing his sentence. "But I felt like I only got a part of something that's meant to be a whole."
"Basically, all of you are saying that you didn't get it..." Mako covered his face with his palm before slowly walking towards their group. "Please, whoever is next...Just don't be afraid to be a little more straightforward than Jason."
Reporter Number Three: Oliver Greason
*Snore* *snore*
Mako pinched his nose in irritation at the sight of Oliver sleeping soundly. When he called him to talk to the teens, he lazily, but surely made his way from the kitchen to the living room. Mako thought everything was going well until Star came to them to complain about Oliver. She told him that he was 'taking a nap' and they've been trying to wake him up for about ten minutes. Not only that, but she told him that the second Oliver sat down to explain it to them was the second he declared that he was tired and slept. Mako just sighed deeply before walking away.
"Remember what I said about being straightforward unlike Jason," Mako said, not really directing it at anyone. "Please be a little bit more motivated unlike this guy...Whoever's next, just do it."
Reporter Number Four: Jenny Ordonia
"...HELP!" A familiar voice came from the kitchen. "LET ME GO!"
"YOU TIED ME WITH A ROPE! WHY CAN'T I DO THE SAME!" Another familiar voice came from the kitchen.
The people seated on the couch turned their to the kitchen to see chaos unfolding inside. There were equipment being thrown around, Eudora,Jason, and Emily were all running away from something (Not including Oliver as usual), and then we could see Mako; being tied by a rope with Jenny at the end. Both of them fought like cats and dogs when Mako threw some of the kitchen equipment at her. Eventually, the madness stopped and Jenny went outside with a traumatized Mako. Oh how fate really loved to screw with the boy. Jenny then stood in front of the young teens with a smirk before speaking...
"So, are we going to start or what?" Jenny asked them, not minding the visibly shaking boy.
"Aren't you going to tell us about why you tied my brother?" Marco asked to the older woman.
"Oh my boyfriend?" Jenny then looked at Mako lovingly. "Don't worry about him, my boyfriend really likes to be in her girlfriend's grasp. Especially when it includes a rope. Right, honey?"
"That's way too sickening of a tone right at the end there." Marco internally commented. If he said that out loud, who know what will happen to him. "Still, I feel bad about my bro though...hope he at least survives this."
"Can we start already, sis." Janna impatiently asked. "And please spare Mako." "I'm sure even HE doesn't deserve that."
"Geez, you're hurrying me like there's a cop chasing after me after I kidnapped someone." She metaphorically replied, not minding any attention to Mako; who was having a mental breakdown. "It's really simple, get someone you love so much and kiss and hug them as much as possible. Take my husband here, you can see that he's shaking in excitement because I'm about to kiss him 'till he can't breathe." This scared the purple shirt boy even more. "It's just a natural process before getting to the fun part."
"'Fun part'?" Jackie tilted her head, much to her confusion. "What do you mean by that?"
"Let me show you!" She exclaimed before looking at Mako with a lovestruck smile. But the smile went away as soon as she saw him getting away, with the help of three people with the names of Eudora, Jason, and Ema. "Hey! Where are you going honey?"
"YES I'M FREE!" Mako stretched his arms in victory before noticing the pony-tailed girl approaching him. "Time to go!"
"Get back here, boyfriend!"
The girl then gave chase to Mako, who ran away as far as he could. This then went on for a couple of minutes before he decided that he had enough time to tell the teens something.
"That'sJenny'sexplanationpleasewaithereforamomentwhileIrunaway." Mako quickly said without missing a beat, he then saw Jenny getting closer and ran away. "WHOEVER'S NEXT, DO IT LATER!"
- An Hour Later -
"Whew! I think I lost her." He stated before feeling something wrap around his body. "Dammit..."
Mako was back in the kitchen after Jenny gave him a run for his life for an hour. He did everything just to het away from her. He set up traps to stop her, he made distractions and things that might divert her attention, he even tried crossing the bridge to BakersTownVille. Yet, it didn't work. Because if it did, then he wouldn't be here inside of the living room with said girl hugging him. Mako gave up trying to get away from her and made his way to the kitchen, not forgetting to signal Ema that it was her turn already. She understood before walking inside of the living room. All of them seemed to be chattering until Ema cleared her voice loudly to get their attention. This got them to quiet down.
Reporter Number Five: Emily Skye
"Hello there class." She formally greeted. "We are here to discuss about the specific parts of the human anatomy and its interaction with the opposite gender. Since all of you do not know anything about the subject due to the unsuccessful explanations earlier, it is my rightful duty to provide you detailed and important information regarding the birds and the bees." She finished, but not without saying one last thing. "Oh yeah, this might take a while. So please sit down relax and attentively listen to my teachings at the same time, okay?"
"Isn't that what we were doing the entire time?" All of the responded to Ema."Good. That makes it easier for me." She let out a little smile. "Now prepare yourselves for a discussion that might take a long time."
"A long time?" Eric tilted his head. "I'm sure this'll last only five minutes. Right sis?"
- Two Painful Hours Later -
"That covers the basics. Any questions?"
*Snore* *Snore*
The snore you're hearing right now is not coming from the infamous Oliver the sleeper, but instead coming from the multiple people that was stuck in the boring explanation of Emily and has probably been infected with 'boredom syndrome'. Emily noticed the snore and gave a deadpan expression. She could tell it herself that nobody was paying attention to her and it was most likely that they will forget everything she told them the second they wake up. Ema sighed before sneaking her way out of the living room and getting inside of the kitchen. She approached Mako and shook her head in silence, signifying that she ultimately failed the objective.
"What? Really?" Mako asked to which Ema just nodded her head. "Guess I'm the last line of defense, huh?"
"Guess so." She simply replied.
"I'll take my turn once they wake up later." He told her before sighing and sitting down on a chair.
Final Reporter: Mako Diaz
All of them were back into consciousness and was fully awake except for the all so famous Oliver. Since they were finally re-energized, they had every excuse not to fall asleep during Mako's discussion. Even though all of them had large amounts of energy, they can't help but feel like they just ran a marathon and was burned out. The reason for this is the overwhelmingly long time that they wasted during each and every one of their reports. The older ones said a lot of important stuff about the subject, but it seems like nothing was going though their minds. It all just looks like it was a wasted our time (Even me and you that are currently reading).
"Are we finished yet?" Marco asked before yawning. "'Cause I think it's already eight in the evening."
"Don't worry, I'm the last one to talk." Mako answered while resting his head on his hand. "We've wasted enough time here, let's get on with this."
"Okay then."
The simple response is what made Mako sigh before explaining. "I'll use a little visual aid to help you understand a little bit more about this."
And with that, he took of his shoes and socks before getting a couple of different colored markers. He then drew something on his left sock and his right sock. Once he was finished drawing, he revealed his work to them. What he drew on his socks is what seems to be faces of a boy and a girl. Mako smiled at them before putting each one on both of his hands.
"We're going to use sock puppets!" Mako happily exclaimed.
"Yay! I love puppets." Star said with the same amount of happiness.
"Let's do this." Mako said before making the puppets move. "For tonight's matchup, we have Korea's greatest Taekwondo fighter; Ranghwoa. Vs. The meanest, most brutal, and scariest woman of the all; Akasu Makaza!"
After Mako made a ding sound, he then made the sock puppets fight with each other. Ranghwoa first kicked Akasu with a roundhouse kick before following up with another front kick to the stomach. Akasu blocked both of these attacks and got pushed away. She then made her counterattack which was upper-cutting Ranghwoa before punching his stomach. Ranghwoa was able to dodge the uppercut, but wasn't lucky enough to avoid the second attack. Ranghwoa fell to the floor before eventually standing up in a fancy way.
This violent show continued until the male puppet fell on the floor; dull and lifeless. Apparently, Akasu was smart enough to dodge/block Ranghwoa's attack and returning with strong punches. She made him give up by grabbing a hold of his face and slamming it with enough force on the ground. Eventually, he finally got knocked out. After this presentation, Mako then looked at his audience which consisted of young teens. Some of them were confused and one of them was plainly happy with the explanation; mainly Star.
"That was so cool!" Star grinned at the boy. "I liked the part when she slammed Ranghwoa's face to the gorund."
"I mean, it was cool and all..." Eric prolonged. "But how is this related to what we were talking about earlier?"
"What about earlier?" Mako plainly tilted his head.
"Y'know, 'the birds and the bees'." Jackie answered in a deadpan voice.
"About that..." Mako then started sweating. "When dad told me about that, I was kinda busy with...the fighting match that I was watching."
"WHAT!?" Every single person in the house shouted and that was including his friends, who were in earshot of what he just said.
"Yup! TIME TO GO!" Mako then shouted back before running away.
And they lived happily every after, after they beat Mako to half an inch of his life.
Well, I think that sums it up. Who's your favorite reporter? Let me know.
I know that I was gone for a long time, and I'm sorry, ONCE AGAIN! But y'know, school happens, tons and tons of homework, and not having any time to even write this fanfiction.
But anyways, please leave a review about the story (or not, it doesn't matter). It can be a compliment, complaint, suggestion, and criticism.
Thanks for waiting and reading this chapter. And I will see you in the next one.
Crazyman out.
- EXTRA FOOTAGE -
The next day.
After the extremely long discussion about sexual reproduction, all of the younger ones took their test. While they were answering their exam, five people with the names of Eudora, Jason, Oliver, Jenny, and Ema, stood outside and waited for the results of the test. As they waited, an extremely bruised walking grape with light pants made it's way to the five people that were waiting...oh wait...that was Mako with bruises all over his face. Nevermind.
"Are they done yet?" The bruised grape asked to his friends. "'Cause I'm pretty sure the bell already rang."
"Not yet." Ema responded. "I doubt that they'll be finished by the time the bell rang, so I'm a hundred-percent sure that they got some kind of extension for the time limit."
Everyone stayed silent and waited until Mako got an idea from the back of his mind. "Hey guys! Wanna start a betting pool?"
"What's a betting pool?" Eudora asked to no one in particular.
"A betting pool is something that we usually do for fun, and for money." Jason answered clearly, before deciding to elaborate further on the subject. "A betting pool is essentially a place where you place bets on certain events, things, or people. It's like a casino to say at least. But unlike a casino where you decided how much you bet on something, we just set a maximum of twenty dollars so that no one feels like they've been scammed. It depends on what you vote on though. If vote for something to fail, then you only get double the amount of your bet. If you vote for something to win, the amount of the bet will triple due to it being harder to achieve. Did you get it or not?"
"I'm sure I got the message." She smiled back at the yellow-haired boy.
"We placing bets or not?" Mako hurried them up in case some third part person suddenly sees them. "Ten bucks on Marco passing the test."
"Seven dollars on Eric to at least pass the test." Ema added before giving the money to the bruised grape.
"Eight bucks on Oskar for not even remotely answering the test." Oliver pulled out some spare change in his pocket and threw it to Mako.
"A three-hour hug session with Mako if Janna fails." Jenny told them before crossing her arms and licking her lips at Mako; who was shivering in fear.
"Ten bucks as well on Jackie passing the test." Jason gave Mako the dollar bills before going walking back to his spot.
"How about you Eudora?" Mako asked to the blue-haired girl. "You want in?"
"Sure." She simply replied before pulling out twenty dollars from her wallet and gave it to Mako. "I want to be specific. Twenty dollars on Star failing the test, gets an F on the test, and says that the F means fantastic. If I win with all of the conditions met, I'll make you guys pay five more dollars above your bets."
"Geez Eudora, you're trying to put us in poverty." Mako told her in a deadpan voice. "Sure, if Star does all of that...We'll add five more bucks on top of our original bets."
The moment of truth came and as each one of the students went outside, they got nervous by the second; mainly Mako and Eudora. Mako with Jenny's bet of hugging him for about six hours and Eudora with her extremely specific bet with Star. All six of their siblings went outside and approached each other, the younger ones were confused as to why they had serious faces and that if they told them something they didn't want to hear then they'll end up six feet under.
"Who passed the test? Raise your hand." Mako said in a serious and threatening tone.
All of their eyes widened when they saw no one raise their hands up.
"WHAT!?" All of the older one shouted in unison. "None of you passed!?"
"Umm...yes?" The younger ones replied in unison.
"Then that means-" Mako didn't get to finish his sentence as he was tackled by a certain someone from the back.
"Yes!" Jenny celebrated as she hugged him tight. "You're mine for the next six hours, boyfriend!"
"I got beaten to a pulp last night, lost about fifteen bucks, and now I'm being hugged by death for six hours straight." Mako internally broke down. "Why destiny? Why can't you just give something to be happy about."
Because you keep on making bad decisions.
"Hey sis, look what I got!" Star said in a sing-song tone. "I got an F! For Fantastic!"
That's was all she wanted to hear.
"HAHA YES! BEAT THAT SUCKERS! SEE THIS, HUH? SEE THIS!?" Eudora then pulled two middle fingers in front of everyone who lost (And yes, that included Oliver since Oskar answered at least one question and didn't bother to answer more). "GIVE ME MY EIGHTY BUCKS YOU LOSERS! WHOO!"
Everyone were just plainly shocked at Eudora's sudden outburst while subconsciously giving her all of their bets (Jenny was included but only paid five dollars since she didn't bet any cash.) Once Eudora grabbed the money from her friends, she then made a beeline to the nearest clothes-shop she could find. Everyone just looked at her; dumbstruck.
"NEW CLOTHES, HERE I COME!" Eudora shouted from the distance.