Kinuye: Morning all!!
Sasuke: You're kidding me!! It's the evening time!!
Naomi: She's been kinda off lately.
Naru-kun: We can tell that! Can we play?!
Kinuye: Of course, my little blonde friend!! Who wants to go first?!
Sai: I guess I'll go-
Unknown: Stop right there!!
(Girl comes in and has blonde hair down to elbows, blue eyes, and whiskers. She has on the same jacket Naru-kun does and baggy pants)
Clairece: Hi, I'm Clairece Uzumaki!! I'm 15 and I love Lan from Mega Man (A/N: Did I get that right?!). And this is my pet KOSMOS!! (Little robot comes in behind her)
Gaara: More Ocs?
Me: What? I kinda like Ocs!
Yasu: I agree, don't you Zazuken?!?!
Zazuken: Hn.
Reina: Well, the more the better!!
Sai: Oh I agree Reina-chan!
Reina: Boy, don't get yourself slapped.
Clairece: Nice one!!! (Laughing)
Kinuye: Ok, Sai are you still playing?
Sai: (Nods)
Naomi: Fine, you have to say 'sharingan' after each sentence. And I don't want to hear any complaints!!
Sai: God, sharingan.
Me: Okay, who's next-Sakura!!
Sakura: Huh? (A/N: Unfortunately, I had to wake her up for today. Boo-hoo!)
Kinuye: The forehead wonder, you have to come with me.
Sakura: (Follows Kinuye into the bathroom)
(Electric shaver is heard from the bathroom)
Sakura: No, no, Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Kinuye: Get over it!! Now, hold still.
Naruto: Sakura-chan!!
Everyone: (Wondering what's happening)
Sakura: (Comes out with a shiny head)
Everyone: …
Sasuke: (Laughing) you look exactly like Brittney Spears!! This is the best thing ever!!!
Itachi: (Laughing too)
Sakura: Oh shut up Uchiha brothers!!
Kiba: I miss Angelis.
Sai: Who's Angelis?
Kiba: She's the girl I used to date in the last story. She was very nice and beautiful. She was the perfect girl.
Angelis: Kiba-kun??
Kiba: (Turns to see Angelis in the doorway) Angelis?!
Angelis&Kiba: (Runs towards each other with a field of flowers behind them like in a romantic reuniting)
Girls: Awwwwwwwwww!!!!
Guys: (Making gagging sounds)
Angelis&Kiba: (Kiss)
Naruto: Oh, come on!!!!!!!!!!
Kiba: Angelis, I'll be back. I have to save Akamaru.
Angelis: From what?
Kiba: (Small pause) the kyuubi. (A/N: Don don doooooon!!)
Everyone: (Gasp)
Hinata: But Kiba…it's too dangerous!
Reina: Yeah, you might lose your life!!
Kiba: It's a chance I must take. (Grabs hunting gear and walks out)
Kinuye: Uh…doesn't he know the kyuubi is inside Naru-kun?
Naomi: Obviously not. Oh well, Naruto is next.
Naru-kun: Sweet!! What is it?!
Kinuye: Naomi, do you wish to do this one?
Naomi: Don't mind if I do. (Grabs Naruto and takes him to the bathroom)
Kakashi: What is she going to do?
Haku: Probably dying his hair.
Me: (Chuckles) Yep.
Naru-kun: (Comes out with black/blue hair)
Tenten: He looks like a Sasuke wannabe.
Naru-kun: I know byakugan.
Neji: Why are you saying that?
Kinuye: He has to say 'byakugan' at the end of each sentence.
Me: Weird. Neji, you have stand on your head no break.
Neji: I can handle that!
Sasuke: (In between coughs) not.
Neji: (On his head) I heard that Uchiha!
Devilia: (Walks in) how can you not?!
Me: Devilia!! Can you help me out with the next dare for Sakura?
Devilia: Of course!! Sakura, have you ever thought of being a stripper??
Sakura: Why would I want to-?
Devilia: Answer me!!!
Sakura: Yes!! I've thought of being one for Sasuke a few years ago!!
Sasuke: Not then, not now, and never will you be my stripper.
Naomi: Who cares about you?!
Kinuye: Oh my goodness!! Neji, have you ever worn anything pink and if so, what article of clothing was it?
Neji: (Blood rushing to his head) y…yeah, I've had to wear pink boxers.
Shikamaru: Why??
Neji: My white boxers were washed with red clothes.
Me: That happens a lot, huh?
Tenten: It seems to. Do I have a dare?
Naomi: Yea, have you ever dreamed of Neji and if so, how many times??
Tenten: (Blushes) um…three times. But that's it.
Girls: Oooohh…
Reina: Were those dreams good??
Tenten: Well…
Girls: (Get in close to hear)
Tenten: I'll tell you later.
Naomi: Hey Shino!!! You have a dare!!
Shino: …
Kinuye: (Holding rocks in her arms) you have to hit every guy here with these rocks.
Guys: What the hell?!
Me: Yep!!!!
Shino: (Grabs a rock and aims for Kakashi)
Me: Hold it, hold it, hold it!!! Don't do it in here! If you break a window, I'm dead!! Take it outside!!!
Shino: (Shrugs and chases guys out to the front yard)
Kinuye: Itachi!!!! Come back, we need you for something!!!
Itachi: Yes?
Kinuye: (Mouths 'send Sakura to Tsukyomi world')
Itachi: (Grabs Sakura and activates the Mangekyo sharingan)
Sakura: (Falls into a deep sleep)
Reina: Yatta!!! She's gone!!!!!!!!
Naomi: Hinata, since Naru-kun is busy running from FR (Flying rocks), you'll have to wait for your dare till next time. Is that okay?
Hinata: Of course.
Naomi: (Hugs Hinata) you're soooo cool!!!!
Kinuye: All righty, we're done here!! Bye everyone!!
Okay, I'm done!! Yay me! I love writing this and I'm glad people are reviewing!! Keep on reviewing!! Or is it, keep on trucking?? Oh well, Toodles!! Oops, I meant Ja Ne!!!