"Pregnant!?" Ludwig screamed, "How did this happen!?"
"Well...", the doctor began, "Considering you have two children already, I thought you knew how this worked. Oh well. You see when a man loves a..."
"Nein! I already know this story!"
"Oh! Oh! I know this story too!", Italy exclaimed happily. 'oh Gott' Germany thought. 'how do I tell Romano I got his bruder pregnant ...again?' -
(at Romano's house)
Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding do- Italy's bell ringing was cut short by a fuming Romano. " what?!"
"Fratello! Guess what! I'm pregnant again!" Romano's face slowly turned redder and redder, until he resembled his precious tomato. "You #?*!~ ! How dare you! You stupido! Ever heard of protection? Huh?" With that he slammed the door in their face and fumed of to go call his lov-I mean Spain.
- (later at the house)
And so, in short, your getting a new baby sister or brother!" Italy told the kinderlin. Their faces scrunched up in confusion until traugott asked... " why you point to your bewy when you talk ,bout the baby?"
" Zat is where the baby is staying for now." I told them. Once again they gave confused faces, yet this time they looked at each other. "Mommy. Do you wuv us?" Amedea asked. "Of,course I do!" Italy practically screamed. "Do you wuv the baby?" Traugott asked. Italy's answer was the same. " Then why did you eat the baby!?" they shouted in unison.
- I'm back baby! Sorry I've had a lot of people over lately and my school is having issues. Sorry. I should update ivvvaaaann!,,, soon too. Astra la pasta! Disclaimer: I do not own hetalia :)