Deadliest Warrior X
Chapter 7
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Subject Delta
Rapture's original Big Daddy
Marcus Fenix
Cog Soldier of Sera
Who is deadliest?
"Welcome to another spectacular episode of Deadliest Warrior X," Russell said, as he cast a sidelong glance at Bren. "At our new studio in LA."
"It's not my fault the studio exploded," Bren said. "I was just trying to make popcorn faster."
"So you used a flamethrower and sat the popcorn in front of the main gas line to the building," Russell said.
"I thought it was a water pipe" Bren said, holding up his hands in defense. "How was I supposed to know it was the gas line?"
"Well, you could have looked at the big yellow sign that said, GAS LINE, hanging on it," Russell said.
"Oh…. Can we just drop it and get on with the show?" Bren asked. "Today we have Subject Delta vs. Marcus Fenix."
"I can't wait to get testing these weapons," Russell said, rubbing his hands together eagerly. "Lets go over the weapons."
Subject Delta
Drill
Shotgun
Spear gun
Grenade launcher
Marcus Fenix
Lancer assault rifle
Gnasher shotgun
Longshot sniper rifle
Bolo grenade
"Lets start off with the Drill," Russell said, walking over to the table. Grabbing the massive drill he attempted to life it, straining until the veins on his neck and large arms bulged out before stopping. "I have another idea."
Within minutes the two had the drill rigged up on a pulley system of chains. Maneuvering the drill over to the dummies lined up one behind the other, all wore the upper body armor of the Gears. Russell got behind the drill, pulled the trigger and pushed. The whirling and screaming blade sliced easily through four of the six dummies before stopping.
"Completely ripped through the armor," Russell said, pulling the drill free and went to examine the dummies. "The organs and bones have turned to a soupy mush, not to mention the bits of jagged armor driven up into the body
"Well, you don't need to be a doctor to see if this was Marcus, he would be dead," Bren said, as he picked up the Lancer and walked over to the gel dummy nearby.
"Ok buddy, on my mark, 3... 2... 1! Blast it!" Russell shouted. Bren pulled the trigger and fired the gun empty, before charging and revving up the chainsaw. The blade went in through the shoulder blade and Bren brought it diagonally across until the blade exited the other side, and the upper half of the dummy hit the floor. "Alright, your shots ruptured several vital organs and severed the spine, not to mention the chainsaw completely decimated the ribcage and higher organs."
"Well, I think it's obvious here," Bren said. "The Drill has more killing power."
"Yeah, and Fenix has to get in close to use that Lancer's chainsaw," Russell said. "Right into range of Delta's drill."
Edge Delta
"Now lets test Delta's shotgun against the Gnasher shotgun," Bren said, picking up the Gnasher while Russell picked up Delta's shotgun. "We'll both fire at a dummy together to see who can fire their weapon empty faster."
"Ok, lets do this," Russell said, as they walked over to the target range. "Ready, 3... 2... 1! Go!"
Both opened fire, Russell was forced to pump after each shot while Bren didn't. after several seconds Bren was finished while Russell had three shots left.
"Edge Fenix," Both said together.
Edge Fenix
"Time to test the spear gun against the Longshot," Russell said, after several tries he managed to lift the spear gun and fired it, impaling the first dummy, and then the second. "Two for two, well it looks like I punctured the stomach, if not helped in time the stomach acid will eat it's way out, and the second I hit high, punctured lung, both are dead."
"Now lets test this baby," Bren said, picking up the Longshot. Walking to the line there were four dummies situated all the way across the studio. Bren got down on his stomach and looked through the scope. He fired once, headshot, second, chest, third, lower abdomen, fourth, throat. "How did I do?"
"Well, lets go see," Russell said. Walking across the floor they could see one dummy's head was practically blown off, another that was hit in the throat, the head was hanging onto the body by several strips of gel flesh. "Ok these two are dead, this one here you hit in the liver, he'll die in a few hours if not helped. This one, you punctured his lung."
"Well, the spear gun has a lot of damage and can fire multiple shots," Bren said.
"I agree," Russell said. "But; the Longshot has a longer range, across the studio is over 200 feet. I have to give the edge to the Longshot."
Edge Fenix
"It's time to test the grenade launcher against the bolo grenade," Bren said. Grabbing two bolo grenades he walked outside to the outdoor testing range. Swinging one of the grenades he tossed it out into a group of dummies. The explosion destroyed the two closest to it and damaged several others. Russell went and set one of the knocked over unharmed dummies back up. Bren ran over, planted the grenade on the dummy and ran. The explosion completely vaporized the dummy. "Wow!"
"Ok, time to get grenade launching!" Russell shouted, aiming the grenade launcher he fired a grenade towards several gel dummies. The explosion sent shrapnel slicing through the dummies all around it. "Ok, the grenade launcher has distance, and shrapnel killing power."
"I do too, the bolo grenade has the same explosion power," Bren said. "But the grenade launcher all you have to do it point and pull the trigger, you have to swing and toss the bolo. I have to give it to Delta"
Edge Delta
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. And to make sure the battle isn't won by a lucky blow, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
Science
Shows Delta being outfitted with weapons
VS Courage
Shows Fenix charging Locust
Brutality
Shows Fenix cutting through a Locust with the Lancer chainsaw
VS Protector
Shows Delta fighting off Splicers as a Little Sister collects Adam
Soldier
Shows Fenix marching with the rest of the Cog army
VS Monster
Shows an angry Delta killing a Big Sister with the drill
"Ready for this?" Bren asked.
"Always buddy," Russell replied, as Bren hit the button on the keypad.
The simulation opens with a Little Sister collecting Adam from a dead Splicer. Fenix is slowly making his way down the stairs toward her, as a thin form stalks towards the occupied girl. As the Splicer prepares to attack, Fenix took aim with the Longshot, a loud, bellowing roar filled the air. The surprised Splicer turned just as the Drill of Delta burst through him.
"Mister Bubbles!" the little girl exclaimed, as she ran towards her protector Fenix fired, the bullet his the Big Daddy in the chest. "That's a bad man Daddy!"
Fenix fired off several more shots before Delta fired the grenade launcher, forcing the Cog to leap over banister to avoid the explosion, dropping the Longshot, he was forced to switch to the Gnasher. Turning around he fired at the charging Delta. Diving out of it's maddened path Fenix fired two more rounds at it's back as the Big Daddy turned around.
Running across the room and turning the corner Fenix planted two bolo grenades and retreated further up the hall. As Delta rounded the corner, Fenix fired and set off the grenades, causing the combined explosions to engulf Delta. Fenix breathed a sigh of relief, before a harpoon nicked his side, cutting through his armor, and slicing him deeply. Delta advanced towards the wounded Gear, who was forced to lean back against a pillar to keep from falling over. Drawing the lancer Fenix fired at the approaching Big Daddy.
Delta roared loudly and revved up the drill before charging. At the last second Fenix dove to the side, causing Delta's drill to bury itself into the pillar. The Gear quickly attacked Delta from behind using the chainsaw on the Lancer, the blade squealed and skidded on the hard armor. Delta finally pulled the drill free and swung around, knocking Fenix back, the wounded Gear charged forward to attack again, only to have Delta's drill rip into his body.
WINNER: Subject Delta
"I'm not surprised Delta won this," Russell said. "With the killing power of all his weapons, piled on top of the armor he wore the original Big Daddy was a shoe in."
"I'm a little disappointed Marcus Fenix lost," Bren said. "I thought he had the tools and training to overcome Delta."
A clip shows Delta picking up the Little Sister and walking off.
END CHAPTER 7
