AN: Here is the next chapter. Hope you all like it! If I haven't said this before or if I haven't said it in a while I have MAJOR WRITERS BLOCK!!!!!! Or do I??? Nar I do. Please R&R!

EDWARD

I groaned as I rolled myself out of bed. Bella was yelling at me. I walked groggily into the bathroom where her voice was. "What is it love?" I asked her.

"Open you eyes Edward..." She said angrily. I opened my eyes and chuckled.

"My Bella, you always seem to get yourself into a pickle don't you?" I asked as I made my way over to the shower/bathtub. She was in the bathtub but the shower was still running. "Are you okay love? How did this happen?" I asked as I turned the shower off.

"I slipped what do you think?! Now help me up!" she replied angrily. I chuckled again, "DON'T laugh at me!" She warned me.

"Okay, okay I won't. Remember, 'if I was you mike I wouldn't mess with me, especially when there is a hormonal pregnant woman in the room!'"I said quoting her and she giggled. I helped her up.

"Edward I still need to have a shower...can you help me and make sure I don't fall? Please?" She asked biting her lip. I smiled and turned on the shower again. I stripped off and hoped in with her. "Yay I win!" She said and kissed me. I shook my head at her.

"What do you want to do on this fine Saturday my love?" I asked her while I cooked breakfast.

"As much as they don't want to admit it, they need time to relax, so I think we should go over to Alice and Jasper's place and look after Sky and Sophie."

"That's my girl, even if she's eight and a half months pregnant she still want to help others." I said as I dished up our pancakes.

She smiled and dug in. After we ate I called Jasper. "Hello?" He groaned. Oops, maybe I woke him up.

"Hey Jasper...how's it going?" I asked. He groaned again. "Did I wake you up?"

"Yes you did. And I am so tired, so is Alice, I was up all night so she could sleep and now I am dead tired. What do you want?" He asked me angrily.

"Sorry about waking you up. But Bella thought that you guys might want a rest so she said we should come over and take care of the twins for you, you guys can come over here and relax..."I said trailing off. He sighed.

"That sounds great man. Thank you so much. Hurry up!" He said and hung up. I laughed and told Bella to get up and let's get going. We headed out the door. Bella was angry that my car had survived for this long. So that's why she was cracking up when it wouldn't start.

"I guess we get to take my car." She said and got into her car. I was grumpy all the way to Jasper's place. As I knocked on the door I saw him, jeez he looked wreaked.

"Thank you so much guys. The twins are sleeping at the moment and so is Alice, but I'll stick her in the car." He said. I chuckled as his expression lit up at a thought to relax. Bella and I made our way inside and Jasper headed to the car with a passed out Alice in his arms.

I handed him my keys. He thanked us again and headed to our place. As soon as he left Bella sighed and got on the couch. And typically just when she sat down the twins started to cry. Bella got up and we went into the nursery.

I picked up Sophie while Bella grabbed Sky. I figured she was hungry, as was Sky. We fed them and burped them. Sophie was content on sitting in my arms watching TV with me. Bella was having difficulty, Sky wouldn't be quiet. Bella was freaking out because she didn't know what was wrong with him. I put Sophie's weight in one arm and held out my hand for Sky. Bella gave him to me while I handed Sophie to her.

I wrapped my arms around him and bounced him a little, he was quiet instantly. But then Sophie started to cry, right when Sky had fallen asleep. I saw a tear escape Bella's eye. I put Sky back in his crib and Bella handed me Sophie.

I rocked her until she stopped crying. But now I had a hormonal, pregnant wife that was crying. That was worse, much, much worse. I put Sophie back in the crib too and went to comfort Bella. "Love what is it, what's wrong?" I asked her as I rubbed circles on her back.

She hiccupped from crying, "It's just that... I... Edward I'm not ready to be a mum. I can't even get my friends kids to calm down; I'll never be able to do that with my kids. I'm not ready, I can't." She hiccupped again. I encircled her with my arms.

"Love, don't worry. It's just that you're nervous. You're worried about it. Trust me you'll be fine. Remember with Winter? You were fine with her and that's because you didn't think about your own kids then, but now you're just freaking out." I said to her. She looked up at me with a tear stained face.

"You think?" She asked me.

"Positive. Besides I'll be there for you and I love you." I said. She hiccupped again and put her head in my chest. Then she nodded.

"Its not fair that I have to go through all the stupid hormones and being fat and, and, and...just everything! It sucks!" She complained.

"Well love just think of it this way." I said and she looked up at me confused. "Once that little baby is out, we're both going to be hormonal. You know what I'm like when I don't get enough sleep..." I trailed off. She giggled. "You're right. Oh and by the way, if I want to sleep and you're dead tired, you'll be staying up!" She said with a scarily happy look on her face.

"Sure thing love. Sure thing." I said and kissed her. When the twins woke up again Bella was more comfortable and neither one of the kids was freaking her out. Jasper and Alice came back home later that night. They both looked so much better.

"Did you have a good relaxing day?" Bella asked as she hugged Alice.

"Yup we sure did. We vegged, slept and watched movies. Oh and we didn't clean up the popcorn!" Alice said happily.

"Thanks!" Bella said sarcastically. "Ouch." She then said and placed her hand on her stomach. "No need to kick so hard buddy!" She said. We all started laughing.

Bella and I left soon after that. "Ugh stop kicking me! I just want you out already!" She complained.

"I want you out too so mummy will stop being so complaining!" Bella glared at me. Her birth was scheduled in two weeks. We both couldn't wait. Frankly Bella wanted to have a premature birth.

"Maybe we could book an earlier birth?" She said to me.

"No Bella. We're doing this the all natural way." I said with an accent. She giggled.

"I know, I know." She replied and groaned again when the baby kicked her. I was hoping for a little baby girl. Don't ask me why but I was. Bella wanted a baby boy. Rosalie and Emmett had this crazy idea that if Bella had a girl then that girl could hook up with Sky. If it was a boy then he would hook up with Sophie.

My friends were weird. But to be honest, my baby girl would NOT be hooking up with any man. Not for a long, long time. But if it was Sky it would be better. I pulled myself out of my thoughts as we pulled into the house. Bella went straight to the fridge. I went to the living room to see the damage.

Damn Jasper and Alice. Messing with us. "They lied!" I yelled to Bella and she started laughing.

"Yep. Typical friends." Bella made us dinner and we ate it happily. The phone rung and I went to go pick it up.

"Hello, Cullen residence." I said. I was always so formal on the phone.

"Hello Edward. How are you?" It was my boss. Oh joy!

"I'm doing great. What about you?"

"Good, good. I have a favour to ask you." He said. I was right, figures.

"Yes?"

"Well you see there's this convention in Chicago and I want you to go."

"Why me? When is it?" I asked him.

"You would leave the day after tomorrow. You because you are our best doctor." I smiled, "It's only a four day thing, and you get paid extra." He said. I nodded.

"I would love to go." I took a deep breath, "But I can't, my wife's eight and a half months pregnant. I can't leave her here, what if she needs me?" I said to him. I turned to Bella who glared at me. She held up her finger.

"One moment sir," I said. "Yes?"

"Go Edward. Look you love these things I know you do. Ill be fine, I have Rosalie and Emmett, I would have Alice and Jasper if they weren't so busy. I love you and this will be a great experience." She said to me.

"But Bella. I don't want to leave you by yourself. What if you fall over again?" I said.

She rolled her eyes at me, "But Edward. I'm not going to fall over again. Well at least not on purpose. You'll be the first person I call if anything goes wrong alright. Just say you're going and ill tell you why later!" I sighed.

"Well sir, my wife wants me to go she thinks it's a good idea. So I guess I'm going." I said.

"Excellent! I'll email you the details! Good day Edward!" He said and hung up. Who says good day?

I was about to argue with her but she cut me off, "No buts! You are going to that convention and you are going to like it. Edward." She said. Okay I give in.

"You win love. I'll go, but I still feel bad." I said.

She smiled cheekily, "You can make it up to me..." She said, I waltzed over to her and placed my hands on her shoulders.

"How so?" I smiled.

"You can play me my song..." She said and my face went confused. "That's what you get for having a sick mind Edward." She said and patted me on the shoulder. Then headed to my piano. I loved that woman. So much.

I followed behind her like a faithful hound. Then played her the lullaby. She fell asleep on my shoulder. I carried her up to bed, and then went to go check my email. Four days wasn't that long. I remember when we had just gotten back from Australia; we were apart for so long.

I couldn't get down to see her and she couldn't come up to see me. We were both so busy with preparing for collage, and what not. It had only been about three weeks into the separation but I was desperate.

My parents wouldn't allow me to go because everything was so busy. Charlie didn't really want me staying over at their house either.

Flashback (yes another one!)

I jumped out of my window, hoping that my parents hadn't heard. I snuck into the garage and opened the door manually, that way it didn't make noise. I silently got in the car and sped off. I drove to Bella's house; I knew the address and hoped to just find it.

It was late, about midnight when I arrived. Almost all the lights were out; there was one light still on. I could see a figure moving around. I hoped it was Bella's room. I got out of the car and like a typical teenager in love picked up some pebbles and aimed at the window. I saw the figure stop moving and walk over to the window.

I knew it was Bella as soon as she stepped near the window. She peeked out from the curtain and had a confused look on her face. She pulled back and opened the window. "Edward?" She said and her face broadened into a smile.

"Hi." I said. She turned around and walked off. Now I was the confused one. But when she opened the door I realised that she was just coming to let me in. She ran to me and in a true fashion of herself tripped on the wet grass. I caught her sort of like we were doing a dip in the tango.

She smiled. "Oopps."

I kissed her with all my might and pulled her up at the same time. I let her breathe and started to kiss her neck. "Edward I've missed you. Way too much. I love you."

"I love you too. But I missed you more." I felt the goose pimples on her arms and shook my head. "Let's go inside Bella you're freezing!" I said. She giggled. I wrapped my arm around her and we walked inside.

"Be quiet, Charlie is sleeping." She said. I nodded and she showed me around, even though it was midnight. "That's Charlie's room and this is my room!" She whispered happily.

Her room was cute. As soon as she closed the door I attacked her. She attacked me back. We started making out on her bed. "Bella it's late. Sleep love." I said and she nodded against my chest. I pulled blankets up around her and myself.

It was the best night's sleep I'd had in ages. I woke up and kissed her forehead lightly. I got up and looked out the window, lucky I had moved my car last night. Charlie had left, perfect.

"Edward! Come back to bed!" Bella complained. I chuckled and headed back over to my angel. She wrapped her arms tightly around me, "No more escaping. You are not leaving!" She said forcefully.

"Nor do I want to love." I kissed her head again.

"No, no. No head kisses, only proper kisses!" She said. I rolled my eyes and chuckled again. I kissed her 'properly' this time and she smiled against my lips.

We were so busy making out that we didn't here a car pull up. Either did we hear Charlie's footsteps coming up the stairs to Bella's room. Or the door opening. "Hey Bella do you know where my...OH MY GOD!" Bella and I broke apart and she blushed. I was fidgeting.

"Hi...dad..." Bella said. Charlie looked like he was about to explode with anger.

"GET...OUT...OF...MY...HOUSE!" He said loudly and slowly.

"No don't! Dad!" Bella said. I was confused on where to go. I stayed put and glanced between the two of them.

"Dad I haven't seen Edward in ages. What's wrong with him coming over?" She said.

"Nothing...I just....I don't like coming home to see my daughter...with her...boyfriend...in my house! Sorry, I overreacted. Just a little. Carry on!" Charlie said and went to head out the room then he stopped.

"How long has he been here?" He asked sceptically. Bella looked at me giving me a look that said 'lie for me'.

"I got here this morning." I said calmly.

"Then where's your car?" Oh crap. Damn think, think.

"I couldn't remember which number house was yours, so I parked down the end of the street and walked up and down to find it. I saw Bella's truck and knew it was you're place." I said. Go Edward! Did I just say that? Think it, whatever!

"Oh, okay." He said, still not sure whether to trust me or not. I wouldn't if I were him. Isn't he a police guy? He went to walk out again.

"What did you come home for dad?" Bella asked.

"Oh, yeah. I realised I didn't have my tool tray thing, do you know where it is?" He asked.

"It's under the laundry cupboard." He nodded and headed out again. I looked to Bella and she told me to stay quiet for a while. When he finally left again she spoke. "OH God that was embarrassing! Thank you for lying, you know I can't." She giggled. I kissed her again.

"Good, you remembered where we were up to!" She said.

End of yet another Flashback

I smiled as I remembered that day. I headed up to bed not long after to go sleep with my angel once again.

AN: I know it's been forever since I updated. Hope you liked it. Writers block isn't a good thing. I have so many ideas for new stories but I have to finish my old ones first! This will end soon. Seriously. The Alice story I will update soon, for those of you who read it too! Love you lots, thanks for sticking with me on this.

P.S. I won't update unless I get 15 reviews!

Nickynoo.

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