J-Julia
Link-Link
Kirby-Kirby from Kirby
Jigglypuff-Jigglypuff
Yoshi-Yoshi
Gannondorf-Gannondorf
Mario-Super Mario
Luigi-Mario's brother

The people I wrote for:
M-ME!
D-Drake Bell

TWILIGHT
J-Jackson Rathbone as Jasper/Jassy
Ed-Robert Pattensin as Edward Cullen
E-Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen
Ali-Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen
Rose-Nikki Reed as Rosalie Cullen (she can't die, DAMN!)
Car-Peter Facinelli as Carlisle Cullen
Es-Elizabeth Reaser as Esme Cullen
B-Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan/Cullen (depends on if you read the final book)
Nes-Renesmee Cullen!

OUTSIDERS
TB-Emilio Estevez as Two-Bit Matthews
Dar-Patrick Swayze as Darry Curtis
Dal-Matt Dillon as Dally Winston
PB-C. Thomas Howell as Ponyboy Curtis
SP-Rob Lowe as Sodapop Curtis
S-Tom Cruise as Steve Randle (good thing they're both ugly)
Jo-Ralph Macchio (The Karate Kid) as Johnny Cade

AKATSUKI
It-Itachi Uchiha
Kis-Kisame Hoshigaki
Kaku-Kakuzu
Hi-Hidan
Sas-Sasori
Deidei-Deidara
Zet-Zetsu
Ko-Konan
Pei-Pein
Tob-Tobi (ew!)

SURVIOR ALL-STARS
BT-Big Tom
T-Tina Wesson
R-Rudy Boesch
LR-Rob Cesternino (LR stands for Loser Rob)
BR-Boston Rob
Am-Amber Brkich
Su-Susan 'Sue' Hawk
Et-Ethan Zohn
Col-Colby Donaldson
Jer-Jerry(Spice lol)Manthey
Lex-Lex van den Berghe
Kat-Kathy Vavrick-O'Brian (thats Kristen's last name!)
AC-Alicia Calaway
Shi-Shii Ann Huang
Rup-Rubert 'Ruppie' Boneham (RUPERT THE SHOE PIRATE YA!!!!!)
Ric-Richard Hatch
Jen-Jenna Lewis
Jeff-Jeff Probst
Aaron Carter

People that have died are like this, people who have left are like this. I need to start killing more people.

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J: The battle raged on for a century
Link: Many lives were claimed but eventually
J: The champion stood, the rest saw the better
J + Link: in a bloodstained sweater (I know right?!)

TO is The Outsiders and EO is everyone except the Outsiders

Everyone including J + Link but not the Outsiders: This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive I wonder who it will be? This is the Ultimate Showdown,
TO: This is the Ultimate Showdown
EO: This is the Ultimate Showdown
TO: This is the Ultimate Showdown
EO + TO: This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
M: Finally we're done!

J: YAY finally!
Link: ...

M: Hey look a cloud!
J: Aw come here little cloudy cloud(becons to cloud)

5 Seconds Later
M: WTF JUST HAPPENED!
J: THE CLOUD JUST TURNED INTO A STORM!
EO: AHHH!

J: (gets thrown overboard) (YAY!) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

M: NO JULIA! SOMEONE SAVE HER!
It: Do we really want to?
M: YES! (no)

Link: (saves J)

(Lex, Su and LR go overboard)
Lex, Su, LR: AHH!

10 Seconds Later
(Storm ends)
M: Darn we're waaay off course.
J: Don't worry, be happy
M: Oh go shove an oar up your ass.

J: (soaked) Boo
Link: ...

M: Well lets see where this takes us
(starts steering boat)
J: OK! (don't ask me how he's suddenly optimistic)

Link: (pulls out a towel from god-knows-where)
J: (takes it) Don't wanna know where you got this from

BT: From his ass!
BR: Probably
M: Sing-along time!
J: YA!

Link: I didn't get it from my ass!
J: ...

M: Dashing through the sand!
J: With a bomb strapped to my back
TB: I have a nasty plan
Jo: For Christmas in Iraq

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The rest of this is somewhere I'm just not gonna find it right now.