Discoveries
Going outside for the first time in..in...in a long time sucked. Like forcing a newborn to walk...yeh makes sense.
Natsu glared at the sky from under his cap, his t-shirt already sweaty after only thirty seaconds hung off his thin frame, growling Natsu began his "trek" out from the shade of his house onto the street.
"This is hell,"
The pinkette sighed leaning on a shaded wall to catch his breath, though he had only been walking...and rather slowly.
"Just a few blocks away and-"
Natsu stepped out from the shade and was momentarily blinded by the suns "demonic" rays, as he called it.
"Oh god why!"
He fell to his knees holding his eyes in agony as if he were dying.
"What does the world have against me!"
He sulked and sobbed at his misfortune because he was obviously the most helpless and poor man in the world. It's not like there were homless people on the street right next to him, oh no. He deserved much more than he had.
Letting out a weak and unattractive groan he stood back up, with much effort, and continued to slowly walk. Eventually Natsu reached a park, a rather large one. On the other side was the store unfortunately there were no trees on the clearing to protect him from the sun. He could either walk the 1.5 mile through the shade all the way around OR dash the 70 meters through a hail of cancer causing light.
"I can make it,"
Natsu weezed confidently though his voice and posture showed otherwise. Taking a deep breath Natsu prepared to run out from the cool shade and into heated war.
"After this you can watch all the hentai available in your nice cold room with the nice cold soda you're about to bye,"
With that last word he dashed...well...speed walked onto the grass and into the accursed heat.
Not ten meters later Natsu found himself suffocating on the ground, precious moister leaking from his eyes, nose, and now chapped lips. Grass and dust blew into his gaping mouth as the sun burned at his back.
"So this is were I die...I'm coming...Lissana,"
He let one last pearl tear tear slip across his sweaty grimy face as he lost consciousness.
Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi
"O-oi! Are you ok? Wake up!"
Natsu twitched, it was too hot. Did the AC stop again, and who was yelling? Did he leave the TV on again?
"Water! Somebody get water!"
Oh yeh, his mouth was really dry. Damn, even his lip was bleeding, and it was waaay to hot! Natsu groaned and forced his eyes open. He let out a small shriek as the sun nearly blinded him and turned his head away.
"Ah! You're awake, can You sit up?"
Natsu found himself being lifted into a sitting position and stared deliriously at the man helping him. Pale skin and dark blue eyes under a hood of raven hair.
"Ah?"
Natsu slurred blinking crust from his eyes. He smelled like death and looked the part too, with slobber on his bleeding lips. Bags under his eyes, snot dripping from his red grass covered nose. His hair in tangles, sweat and grim everywhere.
"Do you need a hospital?"
Natsu took this as chance to compose himself, people were gathering and he didn't need to make more of a slob of himself. So, our pink headed hermit sat up and elegantly vomited over onto his shirt before passing out once more.
This is why he was still single at the age of 21.
Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi
"Thank you for bringing him here, Mr. Fullbuster. I don't know how to properly thank you,"
'Erza? The fuck, wasn't she on a trip with Jellal?'
"Grey is just fine, and it's no problem. Anyone would have helped the guy. Is he gonna be ok?"
A new voice answered, presumably the nurse or doctor.
"Mr. Dragneel collapsed of dehydration and a mild heat stroke. He is also malnutritioned and quite a bit underweight. We will discharge him after we run some tests. Can we ask that one of you take care that he eats and exercises properly?"
'Exercise? Oh hell no!'
Natsu scrunched up his face.
"I would but I might cause more harm? Lucy, Wendy, and Levy would let him off and be too kind. Mirajane might be too controling and the guys would just turn him into more of a pig than he already is..."
Natsu had great friends that always said the best things about him.
"Ano, I wouldn't mind. It's good to make new friends, besides I don't get out much myself. It's a win-win,"
Grey offered kindly much to Erza's suprise.
"On no! We couldn't possibly place this burden on you,"
Erza was one of Natsu' kindest and most supportive freinds, she never alowed anyone to talk shit about him.
He half opened his eyes to see three people out side of the door. Their figures were distorted by the glass. He was in a hospital room, his clothes changed and body clean of the putrid materials he had been covered in.
Remembering his sorry state made Natsu bow his head in shame. And that guy Grey, or whatever, had carried him in seeing and smelling his disgusting unconscious body. This was not how the day was supposed to go.
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